murder/suicide
with explosive lipstick on.
give me a big kiss
by the fourth way of seattle
tap my frozen balls
with a solid sledgehammer
watch them crack open
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Am I working now?
No, I post bad haiku for you.
Procrastinaiku.
by Teacher
roll the window down
-cool night air is curious
maynard & deftones
by the fourth way of seattle
Bowels constricting,
you're in proximilitude
to my requesticles.
by Priest
I want to get close
Closer and closer to your
Proximilitude.
by Teacher
Things are getting worse
Each passing moment it gains
Horriblocity.
by Teacher
Intestines vibrate
With the vigor of the vicar
I'm not built for this.
by Priest
Make the lie a truth
If you bend it enough you
Veracificate.
by Teacher
I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally
by redbeard
I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally
by redbeard
To Miss Everything
Tie dying while high flying
Altitudinous.
by Teacher
Some in sarcasm say how can this be
A haiku - your syllables are all wrong
And I say, read it in Japanese, man.
by Teacher
high speed fecal spray
jet-splatters the zoo keeper
sleeping aft dumbo
by Drophammer
hey, teach-
since when do the old
and sickly fashion tie-dyes
in memorium?
by Miss Everything of not in school
Clench, unclench, release.
Such is the way of nature.
Flow with the fluid.
by Drophammer
Someone yells, "Catch this!"
As they toss the grenade's pin,
poor stupid person.
by Priest
Hearts are learning how
To spell "dying" with a 'Y'
As it should be done.
by English Teacher
His mouth hangs open
No words spoken, empty
They are too impure.
by Priest
spring fever
hearts are laughing
but there's no joy in Mudville
hearts are crying
hearts are cheering
Mighty Casey has struck out
hearts are dieing
by Miss Everything
Stars I have, countless
I see them all, why cower
and hide from the light?
by Priest
Animal butt funk
Like a deranged Godfather
Of Soul with clench-marks
by Drophammer
my spark is your star
unreached, unattainable
you can not have this
by thegrue of here. right here. bring it on.
Intellectuals
Crave what they've driven away
The spark is hiding.
by Priest
id ego super-
ego, where have they gone to?
badhaikudotcom
by hola of fearing for my life
To Stang: Funk I have,
Thick Funk by the bucketful
Alas, none to share.
by Priest
i think there's a word
for folks who post such haiku:
they're called freudian.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I am protesting
the use of such pure haiku
for haiku like these
by hola of fearing for my life
Creativity
Springs not from the clenched sphincter
But from a free mind.
by Priest
I oppose no art
No art do I oppose, it's
only bad haiku
by hola of fearing for my life
constancy is life
purest beauty, i crave your
animal butt funk
by Stang mk.1
that's what she asked in
a fouler mood when I was
bored and just lonely
them bisexuals
in chat rooms I guess scared me
today, I think, now
by Moxie of don't pm me
Cannibal Bob says,
What should I think when you say,
Eat me! Eat me! Now!
by Hung Lo Pan
All who oppose art
Even the stanky verse here
Should be more childlike.
by Drophammer
we have so much time
it seems, waste it on jokes which
a toddler could make
by Styx of Marrickville, Australia
Time has no hold on
My high pressure ass fluids
Stand back, open wide
by Solace of MI
Fuck-ed Company
Digital Schadenfreude
Here's the e-cession
by kemokid of SF
I go to the fridge
looking for butt sweat, all gone!
Solace drank it all
by Saint
your bad haiku's cruel.
sick to the smell to the sight.
offensive sucks bad.
by thegrue of hiding
i have a pussy,
infected finger. it needs
some medication
by the fourth way of seattle
Sleeping roommate snores
Ether and cloth keeps status quo
as nitrates are applied
by BattlePuppy of MI
hey, what was that noise?
Ok, quit playing around...
Bobby??.....is that you?
by the fourth way of seattle
damn double postings
damn double postings. I hate
when that happens. I
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Drophammer sits proud
Cape waving, batped speeding
Such puny mortals
by BattlePuppy of MI
Flames engulf my chest
As I, intending to joke
Am destroyed by all
by Drophammer
a wrinkle in time?
hell no, a big ass fold, and
I just disappeared
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Small, cute gerbils watch
as shaven brother is forced to explore
Drophammer's hairy ass
by BattlePuppy of MI
Sheep costume comes off
I smile big - from ear to ear
I am Drophammer
by Saint
