spring fever
hearts are laughing
but there's no joy in Mudville
hearts are crying
hearts are cheering
Mighty Casey has struck out
hearts are dieing
by Miss Everything
Stars I have, countless
I see them all, why cower
and hide from the light?
by Priest
Animal butt funk
Like a deranged Godfather
Of Soul with clench-marks
by Drophammer
my spark is your star
unreached, unattainable
you can not have this
by thegrue of here. right here. bring it on.
Intellectuals
Crave what they've driven away
The spark is hiding.
by Priest
id ego super-
ego, where have they gone to?
badhaikudotcom
by hola of fearing for my life
To Stang: Funk I have,
Thick Funk by the bucketful
Alas, none to share.
by Priest
i think there's a word
for folks who post such haiku:
they're called freudian.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I am protesting
the use of such pure haiku
for haiku like these
by hola of fearing for my life
Creativity
Springs not from the clenched sphincter
But from a free mind.
by Priest
I oppose no art
No art do I oppose, it's
only bad haiku
by hola of fearing for my life
constancy is life
purest beauty, i crave your
animal butt funk
by Stang mk.1
that's what she asked in
a fouler mood when I was
bored and just lonely
them bisexuals
in chat rooms I guess scared me
today, I think, now
by Moxie of don't pm me
Cannibal Bob says,
What should I think when you say,
Eat me! Eat me! Now!
by Hung Lo Pan
All who oppose art
Even the stanky verse here
Should be more childlike.
by Drophammer
we have so much time
it seems, waste it on jokes which
a toddler could make
by Styx of Marrickville, Australia
Time has no hold on
My high pressure ass fluids
Stand back, open wide
by Solace of MI
Fuck-ed Company
Digital Schadenfreude
Here's the e-cession
by kemokid of SF
I go to the fridge
looking for butt sweat, all gone!
Solace drank it all
by Saint
your bad haiku's cruel.
sick to the smell to the sight.
offensive sucks bad.
by thegrue of hiding
i have a pussy,
infected finger. it needs
some medication
by the fourth way of seattle
Sleeping roommate snores
Ether and cloth keeps status quo
as nitrates are applied
by BattlePuppy of MI
hey, what was that noise?
Ok, quit playing around...
Bobby??.....is that you?
by the fourth way of seattle
damn double postings
damn double postings. I hate
when that happens. I
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Drophammer sits proud
Cape waving, batped speeding
Such puny mortals
by BattlePuppy of MI
Flames engulf my chest
As I, intending to joke
Am destroyed by all
by Drophammer
a wrinkle in time?
hell no, a big ass fold, and
I just disappeared
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Small, cute gerbils watch
as shaven brother is forced to explore
Drophammer's hairy ass
by BattlePuppy of MI
Sheep costume comes off
I smile big - from ear to ear
I am Drophammer
by Saint
"bark bark!!...ba ba ba!!"
the funny translation is:
"ewe suck! ...fuck you, bitch!"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I've seen the horror
BattlePuppy pumping sheep
Grinning, from behind
by Drophammer
Peanuty Gif, approved by mom
smeared carefully on testicals
as Saint calls for the dog
by BattlePuppy of MI
Bleating and terror.
Scared sheep stampeding by. Chased
by BattlePuppy.
by Saint
I noticed one day
chocolate frosting tastes strange
when you get it out of your ass
by BattlePuppy of MI
I say I love you
she stares at me, mouth wide
thank you realdoll.com
by Saint
throwing bricks bricks bricks
sick chicks flick red lipstick, hit
whistling guys kicks, dicks
by the fourth way of seattle
Pressure builds immense
Vile explosion rends fabric
These are not my pants
by Solace of MI
My thumb in my ass
Looking for my lost soup can
I am a dumbass
by BattlePuppy (maybe)
Joint injury club
Posts suggestive bulletin
"For swollen members"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the eagle seagull
the regal beagle kiegel
done by joel siegel
by The fourth way of seattle
Frothing at the mouth
Granny smacks me down again
My hands in Granny
by Drophammer
Hairs are growing on
Piles of left over porridge
tummy is empty
by Solace of MI
fortune, fame, mirror
vain, gone insane but the ...damn
what was i saying?
by The Fourth Way of seattle
duh dee dah dee dee
doe doe, dee bah ditty doe
damn hamsterdance theme...
by The Fourth Way of seattle
She just lay twitching
From five men and a fisting
Grandma is so silly
by BattlePuppy of MI
So, all your base are
Belong to us. What you say?
Set up us the bomb.
by Cats
I don't care about
your ass or what comes out of
it. I like haiku.
by hola of under my desk
