Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

Creativity
Springs not from the clenched sphincter
But from a free mind.
Haiku # 7384, March 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Priest
I oppose no art
No art do I oppose, it's
only bad haiku
Haiku # 7383, March 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by hola of fearing for my life
constancy is life
purest beauty, i crave your
animal butt funk
Haiku # 7382, March 19, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by Stang mk.1
that's what she asked in
a fouler mood when I was
bored and just lonely

them bisexuals
in chat rooms I guess scared me
today, I think, now
Haiku # 7381, March 19, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Moxie of don't pm me
Cannibal Bob says,
What should I think when you say,
Eat me! Eat me! Now!
Haiku # 7380, March 19, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Hung Lo Pan
All who oppose art
Even the stanky verse here
Should be more childlike.
Haiku # 7379, March 19, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Drophammer
we have so much time
it seems, waste it on jokes which
a toddler could make
Haiku # 7378, March 19, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Styx of Marrickville, Australia
Time has no hold on
My high pressure ass fluids
Stand back, open wide
Haiku # 7377, March 19, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Solace of MI
Fuck-ed Company
Digital Schadenfreude
Here's the e-cession
Haiku # 7376, March 19, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by kemokid of SF
I go to the fridge
looking for butt sweat, all gone!
Solace drank it all
Haiku # 7375, March 19, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Saint
your bad haiku's cruel.
sick to the smell to the sight.
offensive sucks bad.
Haiku # 7374, March 19, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by thegrue of hiding
i have a pussy,
infected finger. it needs
some medication
Haiku # 7373, March 19, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Sleeping roommate snores
Ether and cloth keeps status quo
as nitrates are applied
Haiku # 7372, March 19, 2001 3:26 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
hey, what was that noise?
Ok, quit playing around...
Bobby??.....is that you?
Haiku # 7371, March 19, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
damn double postings
damn double postings. I hate
when that happens. I
Haiku # 7370, March 19, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
Haiku # 7369, March 19, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
Haiku # 7368, March 19, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Drophammer sits proud
Cape waving, batped speeding
Such puny mortals
Haiku # 7367, March 19, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Flames engulf my chest
As I, intending to joke
Am destroyed by all
Haiku # 7366, March 19, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Drophammer
a wrinkle in time?
hell no, a big ass fold, and
I just disappeared
Haiku # 7365, March 19, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Small, cute gerbils watch
as shaven brother is forced to explore
Drophammer's hairy ass
Haiku # 7364, March 19, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Sheep costume comes off
I smile big - from ear to ear
I am Drophammer
Haiku # 7363, March 19, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Saint
"bark bark!!...ba ba ba!!"
the funny translation is:
"ewe suck! ...fuck you, bitch!"
Haiku # 7362, March 19, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I've seen the horror
BattlePuppy pumping sheep
Grinning, from behind
Haiku # 7361, March 19, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by Drophammer
Peanuty Gif, approved by mom
smeared carefully on testicals
as Saint calls for the dog
Haiku # 7360, March 19, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Bleating and terror.
Scared sheep stampeding by. Chased
by BattlePuppy.
Haiku # 7359, March 19, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Saint
I noticed one day
chocolate frosting tastes strange
when you get it out of your ass
Haiku # 7358, March 19, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Haiku # 7357, March 19, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by BattlePuppy
I say I love you
she stares at me, mouth wide
thank you realdoll.com
Haiku # 7356, March 19, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Saint
throwing bricks bricks bricks
sick chicks flick red lipstick, hit
whistling guys kicks, dicks
Haiku # 7355, March 19, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Pressure builds immense
Vile explosion rends fabric
These are not my pants
Haiku # 7354, March 19, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Solace of MI
My thumb in my ass
Looking for my lost soup can
I am a dumbass
Haiku # 7353, March 19, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by BattlePuppy (maybe)
Joint injury club
Posts suggestive bulletin
"For swollen members"
Haiku # 7352, March 19, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the eagle seagull
the regal beagle kiegel
done by joel siegel
Haiku # 7351, March 19, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by The fourth way of seattle
Frothing at the mouth
Granny smacks me down again
My hands in Granny
Haiku # 7350, March 19, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Drophammer
Hairs are growing on
Piles of left over porridge
tummy is empty
Haiku # 7349, March 19, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by Solace of MI
fortune, fame, mirror
vain, gone insane but the ...damn
what was i saying?
Haiku # 7348, March 19, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
duh dee dah dee dee
doe doe, dee bah ditty doe
damn hamsterdance theme...
Haiku # 7347, March 19, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
She just lay twitching
From five men and a fisting
Grandma is so silly
Haiku # 7345, March 19, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
So, all your base are
Belong to us. What you say?
Set up us the bomb.
Haiku # 7344, March 19, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Cats
I don't care about
your ass or what comes out of
it. I like haiku.
Haiku # 7343, March 19, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by hola of under my desk
Road kill, smashed raccoon.
Maggots writhe, body pulsing
"Someone get me a straw!"
Haiku # 7342, March 19, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Saint
The stench, oh, the stench
I have been depilated
By your ass-borne wind
Haiku # 7341, March 19, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Drophammer
Gentle, circular
Probing makes me want to- aaah
Never mind. I went.
Haiku # 7340, March 19, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Drophammer
how dare we ignore
lost youth, my generation.
crap haiku results.
Haiku # 7339, March 19, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Perched upon my head
a baseball cap rests
making me look like a dumbfuck
Haiku # 7338, March 19, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The glistening ball
Flies through the air gracefully
From out of my nostril
Haiku # 7337, March 19, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Soccer ball is kicked,
it bounces my way. I yell
"Hey, This is my head!"
Haiku # 7336, March 19, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Saint
What is best in life?
To hear your lamentation
At my uber-ass.
Haiku # 7335, March 19, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Priest
Squishy parts on path
I walk around the wetness
I have exploded.
Haiku # 7334, March 19, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Priest
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