Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

throwing bricks bricks bricks
sick chicks flick red lipstick, hit
whistling guys kicks, dicks
Haiku # 7355, March 19, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Pressure builds immense
Vile explosion rends fabric
These are not my pants
Haiku # 7354, March 19, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Solace of MI
My thumb in my ass
Looking for my lost soup can
I am a dumbass
Haiku # 7353, March 19, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by BattlePuppy (maybe)
Joint injury club
Posts suggestive bulletin
"For swollen members"
Haiku # 7352, March 19, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the eagle seagull
the regal beagle kiegel
done by joel siegel
Haiku # 7351, March 19, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by The fourth way of seattle
Frothing at the mouth
Granny smacks me down again
My hands in Granny
Haiku # 7350, March 19, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Drophammer
Hairs are growing on
Piles of left over porridge
tummy is empty
Haiku # 7349, March 19, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by Solace of MI
fortune, fame, mirror
vain, gone insane but the ...damn
what was i saying?
Haiku # 7348, March 19, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
duh dee dah dee dee
doe doe, dee bah ditty doe
damn hamsterdance theme...
Haiku # 7347, March 19, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
She just lay twitching
From five men and a fisting
Grandma is so silly
Haiku # 7345, March 19, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
So, all your base are
Belong to us. What you say?
Set up us the bomb.
Haiku # 7344, March 19, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Cats
I don't care about
your ass or what comes out of
it. I like haiku.
Haiku # 7343, March 19, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by hola of under my desk
Road kill, smashed raccoon.
Maggots writhe, body pulsing
"Someone get me a straw!"
Haiku # 7342, March 19, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Saint
The stench, oh, the stench
I have been depilated
By your ass-borne wind
Haiku # 7341, March 19, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Drophammer
Gentle, circular
Probing makes me want to- aaah
Never mind. I went.
Haiku # 7340, March 19, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Drophammer
how dare we ignore
lost youth, my generation.
crap haiku results.
Haiku # 7339, March 19, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Perched upon my head
a baseball cap rests
making me look like a dumbfuck
Haiku # 7338, March 19, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The glistening ball
Flies through the air gracefully
From out of my nostril
Haiku # 7337, March 19, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Soccer ball is kicked,
it bounces my way. I yell
"Hey, This is my head!"
Haiku # 7336, March 19, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by Saint
What is best in life?
To hear your lamentation
At my uber-ass.
Haiku # 7335, March 19, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Priest
Squishy parts on path
I walk around the wetness
I have exploded.
Haiku # 7334, March 19, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Priest
okay I know that
bad haiku is not evil;
haiku of crap is
Haiku # 7333, March 19, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Sudden invasion
Your ungentle, violent ways
Leave me torn again
Haiku # 7332, March 19, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Priest
Regurgitation
Pusy ass inflamation
Ejecta descends
Haiku # 7331, March 19, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Solace of MI
outshined, overdone,
overbaked haiku, crispy,
burnt, better, yum yum!
Haiku # 7330, March 19, 2001 11:50 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Ejecta present
Consuming personal space
Where will I sleep now
Haiku # 7329, March 19, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Solace of MI
Evacuation
completed I then begin
masterpiece sculpture
Haiku # 7328, March 19, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Saint
Awake with rumblings
Intestines threaten attack
ahhhh, I evacuate.
Haiku # 7327, March 19, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Priest
you have all outdone
yourselves in submitting this
very bad haiku
Haiku # 7326, March 19, 2001 11:39 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Slurping sucking sounds
relief within my bowels
the coleslaw is gone
Haiku # 7325, March 19, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Saint
A thumping sound
Cracks form in the pavement
As I unzip my pants
Haiku # 7324, March 19, 2001 11:31 am ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Scream inside my ass
Echoes return and odors
Know the peace of shit
Haiku # 7323, March 19, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Solace of MI
Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.

Alone, I sit and wonder
A leaf falls to the ground
On my sister's headless corpse
Haiku # 7322, March 19, 2001 11:27 am ET
by BattlePuppy of Michigan
Things are dripping now
Dangling raw, stretched and throbbing
Explosive entry
Haiku # 7321, March 19, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Solace of MI
Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.
Haiku # 7320, March 19, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Priest
Watering eyes and nose
shirts pulled over our faces
we laugh at my farts
Haiku # 7319, March 19, 2001 11:08 am ET
by Saint
Stretching your sphincter
Seven inch diamater
Air moving freely
Haiku # 7318, March 19, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Drophammer
dripping butt fluid
matt just exploded in me
I sigh with pleasure
Haiku # 7317, March 19, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Saint
Ass blasting gibblets
Screaming fecal ejecta
Dripping cattle prod
Haiku # 7316, March 19, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Drophammer
Philadelphia
smells as though the earth is re-
claiming it. So there.
Haiku # 7315, March 19, 2001 10:30 am ET
by girl who went to Philadelphia last September of some other place
ugh dermatitis
the skin on my leg is dry
and flaking slightly
Haiku # 7314, March 19, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want chicken, I
want liver, meow mix, me-
ow mix, please de-... Shit!
Haiku # 7313, March 19, 2001 10:08 am ET
by ruprecht
Haiku # 7312, March 19, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tommy Biggs Flapjack
this is the name on the mail
thanks to Jeff Diamond
Haiku # 7311, March 19, 2001 9:23 am ET
by ruprecht
Haiku # 7310, March 19, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shit-faced cock masters,
Testicle shitting rectal
warts; filthy cartoons.
Haiku # 7309, March 19, 2001 9:00 am ET
by ruprecht
retch out my insides
needing craving dramamine
an empty shell. bleh
Haiku # 7308, March 19, 2001 4:06 am ET
by zoria
the chainsaw has stopped
trailer full of broken limbs
trees can grow some more
Haiku # 7307, March 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by mellie
stripped bare naked stalk
that was a passionfruit vine
wild hailstorm damage
Haiku # 7306, March 19, 2001 12:54 am ET
by mellie
pink cherry flower
rain rocks beat it to the ground
wet day in the morning
Haiku # 7305, March 18, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >