Scream inside my ass
Echoes return and odors
Know the peace of shit

Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.

Alone, I sit and wonder
A leaf falls to the ground
On my sister's headless corpse

Things are dripping now
Dangling raw, stretched and throbbing
Explosive entry

Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.

Watering eyes and nose
shirts pulled over our faces
we laugh at my farts

Stretching your sphincter
Seven inch diamater
Air moving freely

dripping butt fluid
matt just exploded in me
I sigh with pleasure

Ass blasting gibblets
Screaming fecal ejecta
Dripping cattle prod

Philadelphia
smells as though the earth is re-
claiming it. So there.

ugh dermatitis
the skin on my leg is dry
and flaking slightly

I want chicken, I
want liver, meow mix, me-
ow mix, please de-... Shit!

Tommy Biggs Flapjack
this is the name on the mail
thanks to Jeff Diamond

Shit-faced cock masters,
Testicle shitting rectal
warts; filthy cartoons.

retch out my insides
needing craving dramamine
an empty shell. bleh

the chainsaw has stopped
trailer full of broken limbs
trees can grow some more

stripped bare naked stalk
that was a passionfruit vine
wild hailstorm damage

pink cherry flower
rain rocks beat it to the ground
wet day in the morning

I did not like Cabin Boy
The Dirty Whore was funny
Monkey sketch was dumb

r.e.m. is a
band; rem is a stage of sleep:
professor's wisdom

polypropelyn
gortex, bombproof boots, ice axe,
black dog, we're out!....Woof!

cabin boy, chris
elliot, great; wanna buy
a monkey? funny

going for a walk,
soft rainy spring afternoon,
mountain trees catch clouds

r.e.m.- really
effete men? i like them too.
they sound tired though

i enjoy music.
i like r.e.m. they're good.
better than you are.

I saw Cabin Boy
It is a crappy movie
Please do not rent cabin boy

I would like some toast
But my toaster is broken
Can I borrow yours?

few haikus today
everyone must be green and
rather hungover

the time passing by
leads me to belief in much.
what? i can not say.

yes, i know where you
live; after settlement in,
thugs will be hired!

lying here in my
iron lung; i have time to
cyber-stalk you all

it appears haiku
picks up after hola logs
off and says nothing

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen

once upon a time
there was a fish named boris
he got ate - how sad

lovely horses lay
down by a big scary tree
then, they play scrabble.

when birds start chirping
i know i've been very bad.
up all freaking night.

need some furniture
for the corner of my den.
recliner? oh, boy!

slogan for this site
should read "three lines at a time"
instead of just one.

Double-U Double
U Double-U Dot Bad Hai
Ku Dot Com Slash. Shit.

quality we lack.
quantitiy we do, correct.
like it not? don't read!

hola's no loser
she offered thegrue good treats--
HEY! Wanna Donut?

Stoned be thy name
Roaming, this desolate fame
Has brought thee to shame

Sexy alien
I'm a nasty, nasty girl
have forehead of sin

My Weider is pumped
Larger than a Gordita
My sour cream good.

This is my birthday
I'm not really wearing green
Just so you pinch ass

My forearms are huge
I've been working my Weider
Penis starts to squeeze

let's sound out a word
these damn people have it wrong
that child porn is junk

Hey Count, bring them here
I live in a fucking can
Three Kids, Ah, Ah, Yeah.

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Two kids, Ah, Ah, Ah.