going for a walk,
soft rainy spring afternoon,
mountain trees catch clouds
by pigdog
r.e.m.- really
effete men? i like them too.
they sound tired though
by sometimes
i enjoy music.
i like r.e.m. they're good.
better than you are.
by thegrue of here
I saw Cabin Boy
It is a crappy movie
Please do not rent cabin boy
by JG of Toronto
I would like some toast
But my toaster is broken
Can I borrow yours?
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
few haikus today
everyone must be green and
rather hungover
by stack riot
the time passing by
leads me to belief in much.
what? i can not say.
by thegrue of home
yes, i know where you
live; after settlement in,
thugs will be hired!
by Anonymous Poet
lying here in my
iron lung; i have time to
cyber-stalk you all
by Anonymous Poet
it appears haiku
picks up after hola logs
off and says nothing
by hola of rehab
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen
by hola of rehab
once upon a time
there was a fish named boris
he got ate - how sad
by Phil
lovely horses lay
down by a big scary tree
then, they play scrabble.
by Phil
when birds start chirping
i know i've been very bad.
up all freaking night.
by ruse.net
need some furniture
for the corner of my den.
recliner? oh, boy!
by ruse.net
slogan for this site
should read "three lines at a time"
instead of just one.
by ruse.net
Double-U Double
U Double-U Dot Bad Hai
Ku Dot Com Slash. Shit.
by Me Me Me Meme
quality we lack.
quantitiy we do, correct.
like it not? don't read!
by thegrue of over the river and through the woods
hola's no loser
she offered thegrue good treats--
HEY! Wanna Donut?
by thegrue of the same general state of mind as hola
Stoned be thy name
Roaming, this desolate fame
Has brought thee to shame
by Dr. Claw of ?
Sexy alien
I'm a nasty, nasty girl
have forehead of sin
by Betty Boop LaLovaer
My Weider is pumped
Larger than a Gordita
My sour cream good.
by Greg B. of Weider-o-rama-land
This is my birthday
I'm not really wearing green
Just so you pinch ass
by Lucky the Leprechaun of Sittin' in a pot-o-gold
My forearms are huge
I've been working my Weider
Penis starts to squeeze
by Greg B. of C.C. MO
let's sound out a word
these damn people have it wrong
that child porn is junk
by The letter people of Sesame Street Projects
Hey Count, bring them here
I live in a fucking can
Three Kids, Ah, Ah, Yeah.
by Oscar of Sesame Street
Brought to you by "F"
And Sesame Underground
Two kids, Ah, Ah, Ah.
by The Credits of Sesame Street
i love to count kids
One little kid, Ah, Ah, Ah
Notches in my cape.
by The Count of Sesame Street
One, two, three, four, five...
Oscar, Big Bird, and Ernie
We love the Count most.
by Little kids of Sesame Street
Snuffy's trunk's scary
Want to see Oscar's circus
Love those little kids
by Big Bird of Sesame Street
Loved you from afar
My trunk is hairy and long
Big Bird, wow-wow-wow
by Snuffy of Sesame Street
Rubber ducky, wow!
You're the one, double wow wow!!
Snuffleuppagus!?!
by Ernie of Sesame Street
eyebrows are sexy...
why don't you notice me, huh?
wish I was ducky.
by Bert of Sesame Street
studying god's word
going to be a rabbi
sex change optional
by Rabbi Bob/Sister Monique of Israel
i flipped off a priest,
cussed out the preacher's daughter,
and slept with her too.
by goin to hell of where it's very very hot (dallas).
mom and dad in bed,
what could be that moaning sound?
teddy has hole too.
by lil' timmy
eyeing turkey hen.
she looks a little scraggly,
god those toms are huge!!
by fresh as roses of tyson chicken farm
magnatized butt plug,
my polarized ass compass
swings me to the north.
by betty lebomb
It's provocation
Ash. They are at their wit's end.
Most out of their wits.
by mellie
anonymous man,
farting in my face at night.
hungry for egg rolls.
by betty lebomb
shut up kids, and dog!
cats cumin' thru hole in floor.
i love my dad lots.
by carrie 18 and divorced of sunset traler park
A horse's penis?
Those things are so fucking big!
They get back problems?
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Will mood rings come back?
I loved those fucking things, man!
Bring those mood rings back!!!
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Shotguns, shotguns bang
The irish boy hits the floor
No more Tequila
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Gazing in the stall
I see someone who's not me
Damn ladies washrooms
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Work can suck my balls
Boss is on my back all day
I need a shotgun
by Pat N. of Red Deer
some are amusing
electronic grafitti
some are just spillage
by ash
six new screens a day
can't you send e-mail instead ?
bad bulletin board
by ash
start your own website
considering locations
call it "grunge haiku"
taking that further
you deserve your own spinoff
to wit: "worse haiku"
by ash
make it more funny
make it more thought provoking
make it go away
by ash
