it appears haiku
picks up after hola logs
off and says nothing

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen

once upon a time
there was a fish named boris
he got ate - how sad

lovely horses lay
down by a big scary tree
then, they play scrabble.

when birds start chirping
i know i've been very bad.
up all freaking night.

need some furniture
for the corner of my den.
recliner? oh, boy!

slogan for this site
should read "three lines at a time"
instead of just one.

Double-U Double
U Double-U Dot Bad Hai
Ku Dot Com Slash. Shit.

quality we lack.
quantitiy we do, correct.
like it not? don't read!

hola's no loser
she offered thegrue good treats--
HEY! Wanna Donut?

Stoned be thy name
Roaming, this desolate fame
Has brought thee to shame

Sexy alien
I'm a nasty, nasty girl
have forehead of sin

My Weider is pumped
Larger than a Gordita
My sour cream good.

This is my birthday
I'm not really wearing green
Just so you pinch ass

My forearms are huge
I've been working my Weider
Penis starts to squeeze

let's sound out a word
these damn people have it wrong
that child porn is junk

Hey Count, bring them here
I live in a fucking can
Three Kids, Ah, Ah, Yeah.

Brought to you by "F"
And Sesame Underground
Two kids, Ah, Ah, Ah.

i love to count kids
One little kid, Ah, Ah, Ah
Notches in my cape.

One, two, three, four, five...
Oscar, Big Bird, and Ernie
We love the Count most.

Snuffy's trunk's scary
Want to see Oscar's circus
Love those little kids

Loved you from afar
My trunk is hairy and long
Big Bird, wow-wow-wow

Rubber ducky, wow!
You're the one, double wow wow!!
Snuffleuppagus!?!

eyebrows are sexy...
why don't you notice me, huh?
wish I was ducky.

studying god's word
going to be a rabbi
sex change optional

i flipped off a priest,
cussed out the preacher's daughter,
and slept with her too.

mom and dad in bed,
what could be that moaning sound?
teddy has hole too.

eyeing turkey hen.
she looks a little scraggly,
god those toms are huge!!

magnatized butt plug,
my polarized ass compass
swings me to the north.

It's provocation
Ash. They are at their wit's end.
Most out of their wits.

anonymous man,
farting in my face at night.
hungry for egg rolls.

shut up kids, and dog!
cats cumin' thru hole in floor.
i love my dad lots.

A horse's penis?
Those things are so fucking big!
They get back problems?

Will mood rings come back?
I loved those fucking things, man!
Bring those mood rings back!!!

Shotguns, shotguns bang
The irish boy hits the floor
No more Tequila

Gazing in the stall
I see someone who's not me
Damn ladies washrooms

Work can suck my balls
Boss is on my back all day
I need a shotgun

some are amusing
electronic grafitti
some are just spillage

six new screens a day
can't you send e-mail instead ?
bad bulletin board

start your own website
considering locations
call it "grunge haiku"

taking that further
you deserve your own spinoff
to wit: "worse haiku"

make it more funny
make it more thought provoking
make it go away

indiscriminate
what they lack in quality
made up by volume

I am the Bull God
Respect my Authority
Where are you going?

It is Saint Pat's Day
Really think I should be drunk
Driving friends sucks

those airborne herpes
enlisted in the army
to shoot at you dicks

Pus isn't that bad
You just have to close your eyes
Tastes good on a Ritz

Pink silver dollar
Jesus Christ they are bigger
Than my dinner plates!

sexy movies on...
lovin and kinky clothes, my
chaps stick and chapstick

I had a cup cake
It was green with white frosting
Fuck St. Patrick's Day

Comin' down the stretch!
but not the way you're thinkin'---
They're horse whores, humpin!