quality we lack.
quantitiy we do, correct.
like it not? don't read!
by thegrue of over the river and through the woods
hola's no loser
she offered thegrue good treats--
HEY! Wanna Donut?
by thegrue of the same general state of mind as hola
Stoned be thy name
Roaming, this desolate fame
Has brought thee to shame
by Dr. Claw of ?
Sexy alien
I'm a nasty, nasty girl
have forehead of sin
by Betty Boop LaLovaer
My Weider is pumped
Larger than a Gordita
My sour cream good.
by Greg B. of Weider-o-rama-land
This is my birthday
I'm not really wearing green
Just so you pinch ass
by Lucky the Leprechaun of Sittin' in a pot-o-gold
My forearms are huge
I've been working my Weider
Penis starts to squeeze
by Greg B. of C.C. MO
let's sound out a word
these damn people have it wrong
that child porn is junk
by The letter people of Sesame Street Projects
Hey Count, bring them here
I live in a fucking can
Three Kids, Ah, Ah, Yeah.
by Oscar of Sesame Street
Brought to you by "F"
And Sesame Underground
Two kids, Ah, Ah, Ah.
by The Credits of Sesame Street
i love to count kids
One little kid, Ah, Ah, Ah
Notches in my cape.
by The Count of Sesame Street
One, two, three, four, five...
Oscar, Big Bird, and Ernie
We love the Count most.
by Little kids of Sesame Street
Snuffy's trunk's scary
Want to see Oscar's circus
Love those little kids
by Big Bird of Sesame Street
Loved you from afar
My trunk is hairy and long
Big Bird, wow-wow-wow
by Snuffy of Sesame Street
Rubber ducky, wow!
You're the one, double wow wow!!
Snuffleuppagus!?!
by Ernie of Sesame Street
eyebrows are sexy...
why don't you notice me, huh?
wish I was ducky.
by Bert of Sesame Street
studying god's word
going to be a rabbi
sex change optional
by Rabbi Bob/Sister Monique of Israel
i flipped off a priest,
cussed out the preacher's daughter,
and slept with her too.
by goin to hell of where it's very very hot (dallas).
mom and dad in bed,
what could be that moaning sound?
teddy has hole too.
by lil' timmy
eyeing turkey hen.
she looks a little scraggly,
god those toms are huge!!
by fresh as roses of tyson chicken farm
magnatized butt plug,
my polarized ass compass
swings me to the north.
by betty lebomb
It's provocation
Ash. They are at their wit's end.
Most out of their wits.
by mellie
anonymous man,
farting in my face at night.
hungry for egg rolls.
by betty lebomb
shut up kids, and dog!
cats cumin' thru hole in floor.
i love my dad lots.
by carrie 18 and divorced of sunset traler park
A horse's penis?
Those things are so fucking big!
They get back problems?
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Will mood rings come back?
I loved those fucking things, man!
Bring those mood rings back!!!
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Shotguns, shotguns bang
The irish boy hits the floor
No more Tequila
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Gazing in the stall
I see someone who's not me
Damn ladies washrooms
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Work can suck my balls
Boss is on my back all day
I need a shotgun
by Pat N. of Red Deer
some are amusing
electronic grafitti
some are just spillage
by ash
six new screens a day
can't you send e-mail instead ?
bad bulletin board
by ash
start your own website
considering locations
call it "grunge haiku"
taking that further
you deserve your own spinoff
to wit: "worse haiku"
by ash
make it more funny
make it more thought provoking
make it go away
by ash
indiscriminate
what they lack in quality
made up by volume
by ash
I am the Bull God
Respect my Authority
Where are you going?
by Anonymous Poet
It is Saint Pat's Day
Really think I should be drunk
Driving friends sucks
by Anonymous Poet
those airborne herpes
enlisted in the army
to shoot at you dicks
by the fourth way of seattle
Pus isn't that bad
You just have to close your eyes
Tastes good on a Ritz
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Pink silver dollar
Jesus Christ they are bigger
Than my dinner plates!
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
sexy movies on...
lovin and kinky clothes, my
chaps stick and chapstick
by the fourth way of seattle
I had a cup cake
It was green with white frosting
Fuck St. Patrick's Day
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Comin' down the stretch!
but not the way you're thinkin'---
They're horse whores, humpin!
by the fourth way of seattle
Pancakes are real good
My sister likes hers with snot
She is adopted
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
it aint no fable,
Father goose needs lovin too
Come here mother goose....
by the fourth way of seattle
If you braid it right
It's like Play Dough Factory
When I take a shit!
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
When I'm standing up,
ants like to repel down me
using navel lint
by the fourth way of seattle
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Fuck you! Damn it all to hell
Why did I pick Rock
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah fuck you
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Walmart is real big.
I went in there one time and
got lost in housewares
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Man I need a drink
Because it is St. Pat's Day
And my name is Pat
by Pat N. of Red Deer
