One, two, three, four, five...
Oscar, Big Bird, and Ernie
We love the Count most.
by Little kids of Sesame Street
Snuffy's trunk's scary
Want to see Oscar's circus
Love those little kids
by Big Bird of Sesame Street
Loved you from afar
My trunk is hairy and long
Big Bird, wow-wow-wow
by Snuffy of Sesame Street
Rubber ducky, wow!
You're the one, double wow wow!!
Snuffleuppagus!?!
by Ernie of Sesame Street
eyebrows are sexy...
why don't you notice me, huh?
wish I was ducky.
by Bert of Sesame Street
studying god's word
going to be a rabbi
sex change optional
by Rabbi Bob/Sister Monique of Israel
i flipped off a priest,
cussed out the preacher's daughter,
and slept with her too.
by goin to hell of where it's very very hot (dallas).
mom and dad in bed,
what could be that moaning sound?
teddy has hole too.
by lil' timmy
eyeing turkey hen.
she looks a little scraggly,
god those toms are huge!!
by fresh as roses of tyson chicken farm
magnatized butt plug,
my polarized ass compass
swings me to the north.
by betty lebomb
It's provocation
Ash. They are at their wit's end.
Most out of their wits.
by mellie
anonymous man,
farting in my face at night.
hungry for egg rolls.
by betty lebomb
shut up kids, and dog!
cats cumin' thru hole in floor.
i love my dad lots.
by carrie 18 and divorced of sunset traler park
A horse's penis?
Those things are so fucking big!
They get back problems?
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Will mood rings come back?
I loved those fucking things, man!
Bring those mood rings back!!!
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Shotguns, shotguns bang
The irish boy hits the floor
No more Tequila
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Gazing in the stall
I see someone who's not me
Damn ladies washrooms
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Work can suck my balls
Boss is on my back all day
I need a shotgun
by Pat N. of Red Deer
some are amusing
electronic grafitti
some are just spillage
by ash
six new screens a day
can't you send e-mail instead ?
bad bulletin board
by ash
start your own website
considering locations
call it "grunge haiku"
taking that further
you deserve your own spinoff
to wit: "worse haiku"
by ash
make it more funny
make it more thought provoking
make it go away
by ash
indiscriminate
what they lack in quality
made up by volume
by ash
I am the Bull God
Respect my Authority
Where are you going?
by Anonymous Poet
It is Saint Pat's Day
Really think I should be drunk
Driving friends sucks
by Anonymous Poet
those airborne herpes
enlisted in the army
to shoot at you dicks
by the fourth way of seattle
Pus isn't that bad
You just have to close your eyes
Tastes good on a Ritz
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Pink silver dollar
Jesus Christ they are bigger
Than my dinner plates!
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
sexy movies on...
lovin and kinky clothes, my
chaps stick and chapstick
by the fourth way of seattle
I had a cup cake
It was green with white frosting
Fuck St. Patrick's Day
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Comin' down the stretch!
but not the way you're thinkin'---
They're horse whores, humpin!
by the fourth way of seattle
Pancakes are real good
My sister likes hers with snot
She is adopted
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
it aint no fable,
Father goose needs lovin too
Come here mother goose....
by the fourth way of seattle
If you braid it right
It's like Play Dough Factory
When I take a shit!
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
When I'm standing up,
ants like to repel down me
using navel lint
by the fourth way of seattle
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Fuck you! Damn it all to hell
Why did I pick Rock
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah fuck you
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Walmart is real big.
I went in there one time and
got lost in housewares
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Man I need a drink
Because it is St. Pat's Day
And my name is Pat
by Pat N. of Red Deer
campy railer bitch
would have nailed him, too, had I
not just exploded
by stack riot
I got a gold chain
My Mr. T Starter Kit
Santa must like me
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Silly gibbled turkey
Timmy loved you like a friend
He called you "Gobbles!!!"
by Pat N. of Red Deer
Crud between my toes.
Lick it? no. Spread it on bread
with peanut butter!!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Give me the salt please
I need to kill this bastard
Snails are good to eat
by Punky Brewster of Michigan
Lush, fresh, bright green grass
Lay down on it, or smoke it
Lush, fresh, bright green grass
by Pat N. of Red Deer
I have a rocket
powered bottom and i shoot
crap and crack the john
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Dirty stank ass hos
Why do they look like your mom?
Man they frighten me
by Pat of Canada
You is such a ho
I ought to back kick you in
The teeth...yous a ho
by Pat N. of Red Deer, Ab, Canada
perception of red
a figment of diseased minds
I'm gonna be sick
by stack riot
dough white 'cracker'
from red deer 'is it red dear?';
light my fart alberta
by oh YA you're a homeboy
