My thumb in my ass
Looking for my lost soup can
I am a dumbass
by BattlePuppy (maybe)
Joint injury club
Posts suggestive bulletin
"For swollen members"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the eagle seagull
the regal beagle kiegel
done by joel siegel
by The fourth way of seattle
Frothing at the mouth
Granny smacks me down again
My hands in Granny
by Drophammer
Hairs are growing on
Piles of left over porridge
tummy is empty
by Solace of MI
fortune, fame, mirror
vain, gone insane but the ...damn
what was i saying?
by The Fourth Way of seattle
duh dee dah dee dee
doe doe, dee bah ditty doe
damn hamsterdance theme...
by The Fourth Way of seattle
She just lay twitching
From five men and a fisting
Grandma is so silly
by BattlePuppy of MI
So, all your base are
Belong to us. What you say?
Set up us the bomb.
by Cats
I don't care about
your ass or what comes out of
it. I like haiku.
by hola of under my desk
Road kill, smashed raccoon.
Maggots writhe, body pulsing
"Someone get me a straw!"
by Saint
The stench, oh, the stench
I have been depilated
By your ass-borne wind
by Drophammer
Gentle, circular
Probing makes me want to- aaah
Never mind. I went.
by Drophammer
how dare we ignore
lost youth, my generation.
crap haiku results.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Perched upon my head
a baseball cap rests
making me look like a dumbfuck
by Anonymous Poet
The glistening ball
Flies through the air gracefully
From out of my nostril
by BattlePuppy of MI
Soccer ball is kicked,
it bounces my way. I yell
"Hey, This is my head!"
by Saint
What is best in life?
To hear your lamentation
At my uber-ass.
by Priest
Squishy parts on path
I walk around the wetness
I have exploded.
by Priest
okay I know that
bad haiku is not evil;
haiku of crap is
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Sudden invasion
Your ungentle, violent ways
Leave me torn again
by Priest
Regurgitation
Pusy ass inflamation
Ejecta descends
by Solace of MI
outshined, overdone,
overbaked haiku, crispy,
burnt, better, yum yum!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Ejecta present
Consuming personal space
Where will I sleep now
by Solace of MI
Evacuation
completed I then begin
masterpiece sculpture
by Saint
Awake with rumblings
Intestines threaten attack
ahhhh, I evacuate.
by Priest
you have all outdone
yourselves in submitting this
very bad haiku
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Slurping sucking sounds
relief within my bowels
the coleslaw is gone
by Saint
A thumping sound
Cracks form in the pavement
As I unzip my pants
by BattlePuppy of MI
Scream inside my ass
Echoes return and odors
Know the peace of shit
by Solace of MI
Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.
Alone, I sit and wonder
A leaf falls to the ground
On my sister's headless corpse
by BattlePuppy of Michigan
Things are dripping now
Dangling raw, stretched and throbbing
Explosive entry
by Solace of MI
Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.
by Priest
Watering eyes and nose
shirts pulled over our faces
we laugh at my farts
by Saint
Stretching your sphincter
Seven inch diamater
Air moving freely
by Drophammer
dripping butt fluid
matt just exploded in me
I sigh with pleasure
by Saint
Ass blasting gibblets
Screaming fecal ejecta
Dripping cattle prod
by Drophammer
Philadelphia
smells as though the earth is re-
claiming it. So there.
by girl who went to Philadelphia last September of some other place
ugh dermatitis
the skin on my leg is dry
and flaking slightly
by Anonymous Poet
I want chicken, I
want liver, meow mix, me-
ow mix, please de-... Shit!
by ruprecht
Tommy Biggs Flapjack
this is the name on the mail
thanks to Jeff Diamond
by ruprecht
Shit-faced cock masters,
Testicle shitting rectal
warts; filthy cartoons.
by ruprecht
retch out my insides
needing craving dramamine
an empty shell. bleh
by zoria
the chainsaw has stopped
trailer full of broken limbs
trees can grow some more
by mellie
stripped bare naked stalk
that was a passionfruit vine
wild hailstorm damage
by mellie
pink cherry flower
rain rocks beat it to the ground
wet day in the morning
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
I did not like Cabin Boy
The Dirty Whore was funny
Monkey sketch was dumb
by JG of Toronto
r.e.m. is a
band; rem is a stage of sleep:
professor's wisdom
by Anonymous Poet
