Regurgitation
Pusy ass inflamation
Ejecta descends
by Solace of MI
outshined, overdone,
overbaked haiku, crispy,
burnt, better, yum yum!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Ejecta present
Consuming personal space
Where will I sleep now
by Solace of MI
Evacuation
completed I then begin
masterpiece sculpture
by Saint
Awake with rumblings
Intestines threaten attack
ahhhh, I evacuate.
by Priest
you have all outdone
yourselves in submitting this
very bad haiku
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Slurping sucking sounds
relief within my bowels
the coleslaw is gone
by Saint
A thumping sound
Cracks form in the pavement
As I unzip my pants
by BattlePuppy of MI
Scream inside my ass
Echoes return and odors
Know the peace of shit
by Solace of MI
Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.
Alone, I sit and wonder
A leaf falls to the ground
On my sister's headless corpse
by BattlePuppy of Michigan
Things are dripping now
Dangling raw, stretched and throbbing
Explosive entry
by Solace of MI
Fists, eyes clenched tightly
Grit teeth, forget happy place
my ass of fury.
by Priest
Watering eyes and nose
shirts pulled over our faces
we laugh at my farts
by Saint
Stretching your sphincter
Seven inch diamater
Air moving freely
by Drophammer
dripping butt fluid
matt just exploded in me
I sigh with pleasure
by Saint
Ass blasting gibblets
Screaming fecal ejecta
Dripping cattle prod
by Drophammer
Philadelphia
smells as though the earth is re-
claiming it. So there.
by girl who went to Philadelphia last September of some other place
ugh dermatitis
the skin on my leg is dry
and flaking slightly
by Anonymous Poet
I want chicken, I
want liver, meow mix, me-
ow mix, please de-... Shit!
by ruprecht
Tommy Biggs Flapjack
this is the name on the mail
thanks to Jeff Diamond
by ruprecht
Shit-faced cock masters,
Testicle shitting rectal
warts; filthy cartoons.
by ruprecht
retch out my insides
needing craving dramamine
an empty shell. bleh
by zoria
the chainsaw has stopped
trailer full of broken limbs
trees can grow some more
by mellie
stripped bare naked stalk
that was a passionfruit vine
wild hailstorm damage
by mellie
pink cherry flower
rain rocks beat it to the ground
wet day in the morning
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
I did not like Cabin Boy
The Dirty Whore was funny
Monkey sketch was dumb
by JG of Toronto
r.e.m. is a
band; rem is a stage of sleep:
professor's wisdom
by Anonymous Poet
polypropelyn
gortex, bombproof boots, ice axe,
black dog, we're out!....Woof!
by pigdog
cabin boy, chris
elliot, great; wanna buy
a monkey? funny
by Anonymous Poet
going for a walk,
soft rainy spring afternoon,
mountain trees catch clouds
by pigdog
r.e.m.- really
effete men? i like them too.
they sound tired though
by sometimes
i enjoy music.
i like r.e.m. they're good.
better than you are.
by thegrue of here
I saw Cabin Boy
It is a crappy movie
Please do not rent cabin boy
by JG of Toronto
I would like some toast
But my toaster is broken
Can I borrow yours?
by Anonymous Poet of Toronto
few haikus today
everyone must be green and
rather hungover
by stack riot
the time passing by
leads me to belief in much.
what? i can not say.
by thegrue of home
yes, i know where you
live; after settlement in,
thugs will be hired!
by Anonymous Poet
lying here in my
iron lung; i have time to
cyber-stalk you all
by Anonymous Poet
it appears haiku
picks up after hola logs
off and says nothing
by hola of rehab
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e-
leven twelve thirteen
by hola of rehab
once upon a time
there was a fish named boris
he got ate - how sad
by Phil
lovely horses lay
down by a big scary tree
then, they play scrabble.
by Phil
when birds start chirping
i know i've been very bad.
up all freaking night.
by ruse.net
need some furniture
for the corner of my den.
recliner? oh, boy!
by ruse.net
slogan for this site
should read "three lines at a time"
instead of just one.
by ruse.net
Double-U Double
U Double-U Dot Bad Hai
Ku Dot Com Slash. Shit.
by Me Me Me Meme
quality we lack.
quantitiy we do, correct.
like it not? don't read!
by thegrue of over the river and through the woods
hola's no loser
she offered thegrue good treats--
HEY! Wanna Donut?
by thegrue of the same general state of mind as hola
