we have so much time
it seems, waste it on jokes which
a toddler could make

Time has no hold on
My high pressure ass fluids
Stand back, open wide

Fuck-ed Company
Digital Schadenfreude
Here's the e-cession

I go to the fridge
looking for butt sweat, all gone!
Solace drank it all

your bad haiku's cruel.
sick to the smell to the sight.
offensive sucks bad.

i have a pussy,
infected finger. it needs
some medication

Sleeping roommate snores
Ether and cloth keeps status quo
as nitrates are applied

hey, what was that noise?
Ok, quit playing around...
Bobby??.....is that you?

damn double postings
damn double postings. I hate
when that happens. I

Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink

Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink

Drophammer sits proud
Cape waving, batped speeding
Such puny mortals

Flames engulf my chest
As I, intending to joke
Am destroyed by all

a wrinkle in time?
hell no, a big ass fold, and
I just disappeared

Small, cute gerbils watch
as shaven brother is forced to explore
Drophammer's hairy ass

Sheep costume comes off
I smile big - from ear to ear
I am Drophammer

"bark bark!!...ba ba ba!!"
the funny translation is:
"ewe suck! ...fuck you, bitch!"

I've seen the horror
BattlePuppy pumping sheep
Grinning, from behind

Peanuty Gif, approved by mom
smeared carefully on testicals
as Saint calls for the dog

Bleating and terror.
Scared sheep stampeding by. Chased
by BattlePuppy.

I noticed one day
chocolate frosting tastes strange
when you get it out of your ass

I say I love you
she stares at me, mouth wide
thank you realdoll.com

throwing bricks bricks bricks
sick chicks flick red lipstick, hit
whistling guys kicks, dicks

Pressure builds immense
Vile explosion rends fabric
These are not my pants

My thumb in my ass
Looking for my lost soup can
I am a dumbass

Joint injury club
Posts suggestive bulletin
"For swollen members"

the eagle seagull
the regal beagle kiegel
done by joel siegel

Frothing at the mouth
Granny smacks me down again
My hands in Granny

Hairs are growing on
Piles of left over porridge
tummy is empty

fortune, fame, mirror
vain, gone insane but the ...damn
what was i saying?

duh dee dah dee dee
doe doe, dee bah ditty doe
damn hamsterdance theme...

She just lay twitching
From five men and a fisting
Grandma is so silly

So, all your base are
Belong to us. What you say?
Set up us the bomb.

I don't care about
your ass or what comes out of
it. I like haiku.

Road kill, smashed raccoon.
Maggots writhe, body pulsing
"Someone get me a straw!"

The stench, oh, the stench
I have been depilated
By your ass-borne wind

Gentle, circular
Probing makes me want to- aaah
Never mind. I went.

how dare we ignore
lost youth, my generation.
crap haiku results.

Perched upon my head
a baseball cap rests
making me look like a dumbfuck

The glistening ball
Flies through the air gracefully
From out of my nostril

Soccer ball is kicked,
it bounces my way. I yell
"Hey, This is my head!"

What is best in life?
To hear your lamentation
At my uber-ass.

Squishy parts on path
I walk around the wetness
I have exploded.

okay I know that
bad haiku is not evil;
haiku of crap is

Sudden invasion
Your ungentle, violent ways
Leave me torn again

Regurgitation
Pusy ass inflamation
Ejecta descends

outshined, overdone,
overbaked haiku, crispy,
burnt, better, yum yum!

Ejecta present
Consuming personal space
Where will I sleep now

Evacuation
completed I then begin
masterpiece sculpture