your bad haiku's cruel.
sick to the smell to the sight.
offensive sucks bad.
by thegrue of hiding
i have a pussy,
infected finger. it needs
some medication
by the fourth way of seattle
Sleeping roommate snores
Ether and cloth keeps status quo
as nitrates are applied
by BattlePuppy of MI
hey, what was that noise?
Ok, quit playing around...
Bobby??.....is that you?
by the fourth way of seattle
damn double postings
damn double postings. I hate
when that happens. I
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Drophammer sits proud
Cape waving, batped speeding
Such puny mortals
by BattlePuppy of MI
Flames engulf my chest
As I, intending to joke
Am destroyed by all
by Drophammer
a wrinkle in time?
hell no, a big ass fold, and
I just disappeared
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Small, cute gerbils watch
as shaven brother is forced to explore
Drophammer's hairy ass
by BattlePuppy of MI
Sheep costume comes off
I smile big - from ear to ear
I am Drophammer
by Saint
"bark bark!!...ba ba ba!!"
the funny translation is:
"ewe suck! ...fuck you, bitch!"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I've seen the horror
BattlePuppy pumping sheep
Grinning, from behind
by Drophammer
Peanuty Gif, approved by mom
smeared carefully on testicals
as Saint calls for the dog
by BattlePuppy of MI
Bleating and terror.
Scared sheep stampeding by. Chased
by BattlePuppy.
by Saint
I noticed one day
chocolate frosting tastes strange
when you get it out of your ass
by BattlePuppy of MI
I say I love you
she stares at me, mouth wide
thank you realdoll.com
by Saint
throwing bricks bricks bricks
sick chicks flick red lipstick, hit
whistling guys kicks, dicks
by the fourth way of seattle
Pressure builds immense
Vile explosion rends fabric
These are not my pants
by Solace of MI
My thumb in my ass
Looking for my lost soup can
I am a dumbass
by BattlePuppy (maybe)
Joint injury club
Posts suggestive bulletin
"For swollen members"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the eagle seagull
the regal beagle kiegel
done by joel siegel
by The fourth way of seattle
Frothing at the mouth
Granny smacks me down again
My hands in Granny
by Drophammer
Hairs are growing on
Piles of left over porridge
tummy is empty
by Solace of MI
fortune, fame, mirror
vain, gone insane but the ...damn
what was i saying?
by The Fourth Way of seattle
duh dee dah dee dee
doe doe, dee bah ditty doe
damn hamsterdance theme...
by The Fourth Way of seattle
She just lay twitching
From five men and a fisting
Grandma is so silly
by BattlePuppy of MI
So, all your base are
Belong to us. What you say?
Set up us the bomb.
by Cats
I don't care about
your ass or what comes out of
it. I like haiku.
by hola of under my desk
Road kill, smashed raccoon.
Maggots writhe, body pulsing
"Someone get me a straw!"
by Saint
The stench, oh, the stench
I have been depilated
By your ass-borne wind
by Drophammer
Gentle, circular
Probing makes me want to- aaah
Never mind. I went.
by Drophammer
how dare we ignore
lost youth, my generation.
crap haiku results.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Perched upon my head
a baseball cap rests
making me look like a dumbfuck
by Anonymous Poet
The glistening ball
Flies through the air gracefully
From out of my nostril
by BattlePuppy of MI
Soccer ball is kicked,
it bounces my way. I yell
"Hey, This is my head!"
by Saint
What is best in life?
To hear your lamentation
At my uber-ass.
by Priest
Squishy parts on path
I walk around the wetness
I have exploded.
by Priest
okay I know that
bad haiku is not evil;
haiku of crap is
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Sudden invasion
Your ungentle, violent ways
Leave me torn again
by Priest
Regurgitation
Pusy ass inflamation
Ejecta descends
by Solace of MI
outshined, overdone,
overbaked haiku, crispy,
burnt, better, yum yum!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Ejecta present
Consuming personal space
Where will I sleep now
by Solace of MI
Evacuation
completed I then begin
masterpiece sculpture
by Saint
Awake with rumblings
Intestines threaten attack
ahhhh, I evacuate.
by Priest
you have all outdone
yourselves in submitting this
very bad haiku
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Slurping sucking sounds
relief within my bowels
the coleslaw is gone
by Saint
A thumping sound
Cracks form in the pavement
As I unzip my pants
by BattlePuppy of MI
