Someone yells, "Catch this!"
As they toss the grenade's pin,
poor stupid person.

Hearts are learning how
To spell "dying" with a 'Y'
As it should be done.

His mouth hangs open
No words spoken, empty
They are too impure.

spring fever

hearts are laughing
but there's no joy in Mudville
hearts are crying

hearts are cheering
Mighty Casey has struck out
hearts are dieing

Stars I have, countless
I see them all, why cower
and hide from the light?

Animal butt funk
Like a deranged Godfather
Of Soul with clench-marks

my spark is your star
unreached, unattainable
you can not have this

Intellectuals
Crave what they've driven away
The spark is hiding.

id ego super-
ego, where have they gone to?
badhaikudotcom

To Stang: Funk I have,
Thick Funk by the bucketful
Alas, none to share.

i think there's a word
for folks who post such haiku:
they're called freudian.

I am protesting
the use of such pure haiku
for haiku like these

Creativity
Springs not from the clenched sphincter
But from a free mind.

I oppose no art
No art do I oppose, it's
only bad haiku

constancy is life
purest beauty, i crave your
animal butt funk

that's what she asked in
a fouler mood when I was
bored and just lonely

them bisexuals
in chat rooms I guess scared me
today, I think, now

Cannibal Bob says,
What should I think when you say,
Eat me! Eat me! Now!

All who oppose art
Even the stanky verse here
Should be more childlike.

we have so much time
it seems, waste it on jokes which
a toddler could make

Time has no hold on
My high pressure ass fluids
Stand back, open wide

Fuck-ed Company
Digital Schadenfreude
Here's the e-cession

I go to the fridge
looking for butt sweat, all gone!
Solace drank it all

your bad haiku's cruel.
sick to the smell to the sight.
offensive sucks bad.

i have a pussy,
infected finger. it needs
some medication

Sleeping roommate snores
Ether and cloth keeps status quo
as nitrates are applied

hey, what was that noise?
Ok, quit playing around...
Bobby??.....is that you?

damn double postings
damn double postings. I hate
when that happens. I

Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink

Lets propose a toast!
"To explosive wine glasses"
"here here!, here here!"......clink

Drophammer sits proud
Cape waving, batped speeding
Such puny mortals

Flames engulf my chest
As I, intending to joke
Am destroyed by all

a wrinkle in time?
hell no, a big ass fold, and
I just disappeared

Small, cute gerbils watch
as shaven brother is forced to explore
Drophammer's hairy ass

Sheep costume comes off
I smile big - from ear to ear
I am Drophammer

"bark bark!!...ba ba ba!!"
the funny translation is:
"ewe suck! ...fuck you, bitch!"

I've seen the horror
BattlePuppy pumping sheep
Grinning, from behind

Peanuty Gif, approved by mom
smeared carefully on testicals
as Saint calls for the dog

Bleating and terror.
Scared sheep stampeding by. Chased
by BattlePuppy.

I noticed one day
chocolate frosting tastes strange
when you get it out of your ass

I say I love you
she stares at me, mouth wide
thank you realdoll.com

throwing bricks bricks bricks
sick chicks flick red lipstick, hit
whistling guys kicks, dicks

Pressure builds immense
Vile explosion rends fabric
These are not my pants

My thumb in my ass
Looking for my lost soup can
I am a dumbass

Joint injury club
Posts suggestive bulletin
"For swollen members"

the eagle seagull
the regal beagle kiegel
done by joel siegel

Frothing at the mouth
Granny smacks me down again
My hands in Granny

Hairs are growing on
Piles of left over porridge
tummy is empty

fortune, fame, mirror
vain, gone insane but the ...damn
what was i saying?

duh dee dah dee dee
doe doe, dee bah ditty doe
damn hamsterdance theme...