Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 65 Days and 77461 Haiku later...

"oh, just spit it out!"
did she tell the secret? no,
she spat out white goo
Haiku # 7436, March 19, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
get eaten five times
then get busy seven times
then watch ME five times
Haiku # 7435, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
bathing little is
sort of a dot-com dress code....
my experience
Haiku # 7434, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
snakes wind around me
and start constricting my lungs.
let me die breathless
Haiku # 7433, March 19, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
there are things I would
rather do 5, 7, 5
times, don't you agree?
Haiku # 7432, March 19, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Some dudes stink alot
At work wearing horse-shit jeans
And bathing little
Haiku # 7431, March 19, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by frustrated in my cubicle
flashover happened
just as he came--his semen
incinerated
Haiku # 7430, March 19, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by The fourth way of euphoria
murderer was caught
by haiku. he had stabbed her
5-7-5 times
Haiku # 7429, March 19, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
little red insight
a car, or a drop of blood
and secret laughter?
Haiku # 7428, March 19, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by the fourth way of standing next to blade
there goes that red car
love those little red Insights
gonna get me one
Haiku # 7427, March 19, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
moon over parma
give my love to you tonight
HOW I HATE CLEVELAND!
Haiku # 7426, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Please, no more doctors!
Hate it when they take my blood.
That's mine, give it back!
Haiku # 7425, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I better dance now.
Let me be your fantasy.
You can be mine.
Haiku # 7424, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by The Art of Haiku w/ Tom Jones
Seven moons still shine
Nine moons coming through the now
Leaves two moons wondering.
Haiku # 7423, March 19, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Moonstruck
Got blackberry tea,
Got a silver spoon, on a...
oh, wait, that's Pink Floyd.
Haiku # 7422, March 19, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9th, 7th, either
i still haven't gotten my
moons one through six, then
Haiku # 7421, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Sweet and sticky, huh?
No wonder I crave this stuff
mostly all the time.
Haiku # 7420, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Ninth moon should have been
Seventh moon but nobody
understands that, so....
Haiku # 7419, March 19, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Don't worry 'bout me,
the "fourth" way - I've got Ray Bans
look pretty good, too =)
Haiku # 7418, March 19, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
that ain't PB, girl!
oh sure, it's sweet and sticky
but it's something else...
Haiku # 7417, March 19, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
your name is a lie
I haven't seen any butt!
where are my 9 moons?
Haiku # 7416, March 19, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
This, peanut butter,
is the most marvelous of
Mother Earth's yummies.
Haiku # 7415, March 19, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the 9th vampire
here she comes, scared of ol Sol.
Go to the light, girl
Haiku # 7414, March 19, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Oh, no, the sun breaks!
Run away, run away, hide!
The sun hurts my skin.
Haiku # 7413, March 19, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
murder/suicide
with explosive lipstick on.
give me a big kiss
Haiku # 7412, March 19, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
tap my frozen balls
with a solid sledgehammer
watch them crack open
Haiku # 7411, March 19, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Am I working now?
No, I post bad haiku for you.
Procrastinaiku.
Haiku # 7410, March 19, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Teacher
roll the window down
-cool night air is curious
maynard & deftones
Haiku # 7409, March 19, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Bowels constricting,
you're in proximilitude
to my requesticles.
Haiku # 7408, March 19, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Priest
I want to get close
Closer and closer to your
Proximilitude.
Haiku # 7407, March 19, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Teacher
Things are getting worse
Each passing moment it gains
Horriblocity.
Haiku # 7406, March 19, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Teacher
Intestines vibrate
With the vigor of the vicar
I'm not built for this.
Haiku # 7405, March 19, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Priest
Make the lie a truth
If you bend it enough you
Veracificate.
Haiku # 7404, March 19, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Teacher
I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally
Haiku # 7403, March 19, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by redbeard
I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally
Haiku # 7402, March 19, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by redbeard
To Miss Everything
Tie dying while high flying
Altitudinous.
Haiku # 7401, March 19, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by Teacher
Some in sarcasm say how can this be
A haiku - your syllables are all wrong
And I say, read it in Japanese, man.
Haiku # 7400, March 19, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Teacher
high speed fecal spray
jet-splatters the zoo keeper
sleeping aft dumbo
Haiku # 7399, March 19, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by Drophammer
hey, teach-

since when do the old
and sickly fashion tie-dyes
in memorium?
Haiku # 7398, March 19, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Miss Everything of not in school
Clench, unclench, release.
Such is the way of nature.
Flow with the fluid.
Haiku # 7397, March 19, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Drophammer
Someone yells, "Catch this!"
As they toss the grenade's pin,
poor stupid person.
Haiku # 7396, March 19, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Priest
Hearts are learning how
To spell "dying" with a 'Y'
As it should be done.
Haiku # 7395, March 19, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by English Teacher
His mouth hangs open
No words spoken, empty
They are too impure.
Haiku # 7394, March 19, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by Priest
spring fever

hearts are laughing
but there's no joy in Mudville
hearts are crying

hearts are cheering
Mighty Casey has struck out
hearts are dieing
Haiku # 7393, March 19, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Stars I have, countless
I see them all, why cower
and hide from the light?
Haiku # 7392, March 19, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Priest
Animal butt funk
Like a deranged Godfather
Of Soul with clench-marks
Haiku # 7391, March 19, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by Drophammer
my spark is your star
unreached, unattainable
you can not have this
Haiku # 7390, March 19, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by thegrue of here. right here. bring it on.
Intellectuals
Crave what they've driven away
The spark is hiding.
Haiku # 7389, March 19, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by Priest
id ego super-
ego, where have they gone to?
badhaikudotcom
Haiku # 7388, March 19, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by hola of fearing for my life
To Stang: Funk I have,
Thick Funk by the bucketful
Alas, none to share.
Haiku # 7387, March 19, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by Priest
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