Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I am not fourth, no
I'm Drophammer from below
Rhyming haiku... oh!
Haiku # 7461, March 19, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer As Various Artists
trust him, the fourth way,
to go out with a big bang
such a big show-off =)
Haiku # 7460, March 19, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Me masquerading
With many names, not anon
But just as clever
Haiku # 7459, March 19, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Various Artists
Oh my God, Becky
Look at her butt. It's so... big
What more needs saying?
Haiku # 7458, March 19, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Sir Mixahaiku
i don't do "anon"
never have, never will, i'm
too caught up in praise
Haiku # 7457, March 19, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
"you all act like you
never saw a man slash tube
that goes up yer butt"
Haiku # 7456, March 19, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of next to eminemenima
as long as it's in
anonymous haiku, eh?
I know you too well.
Haiku # 7455, March 19, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Your attention please.
Will the real Slim Shady please
Stand up? Please stand up.
Haiku # 7454, March 19, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Eminemenema
don't tempt me 9th moon
I can say things that will make
you get all tingly
Haiku # 7453, March 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
when it gets hectic
you won't have any power
and you'll really Snap
Haiku # 7452, March 19, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
now he's making up
words just to make his haiku
fit the numbers right...
Haiku # 7451, March 19, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
It could be worse, Snap
She could be quoting haiku
In bed. The bad kind.
Haiku # 7450, March 19, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Koolen Jam Jiffy G
sometimes it's pleasant
to be attacked, the fourth way
shouldn't you know that?
Haiku # 7449, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
what's state is feeling
ashamed? "ashamation"? "rued"?
"embarassation"?
Haiku # 7448, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I am not so sure
I wouldn't like the attack
She's got the power.
Haiku # 7447, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Snap
she could break your heart
or maybe she could attack
and you don't want that
Haiku # 7446, March 19, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by the fourth way of watching snap
look at you, so bad!
Now you've got others going -
you should be ashamed =)
Haiku # 7445, March 19, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I've got the power
She's screaming in time with Snap
As we dance in bed
Haiku # 7444, March 19, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Snap
Come on over here,
little boy; I'll teach you to
play well with others.
Haiku # 7443, March 19, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shhh little 9th moon
don't go telling anyone
about my bender
Haiku # 7442, March 19, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by the fourth way of californication
somebody stop me!
all the haiku i think up
is really naughty
Haiku # 7441, March 19, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
winky on blinky
inky on clyde as you watch
a pac man orgy
Haiku # 7440, March 19, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
expressing myself
through the haiku medium
is most difficult.
Haiku # 7439, March 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
this testosterone
can be a compelling thing.
the urges bubble
Haiku # 7438, March 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Someone in little
'ole Seattle is in a
naughty, naughty mood!
Haiku # 7437, March 19, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
"oh, just spit it out!"
did she tell the secret? no,
she spat out white goo
Haiku # 7436, March 19, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
get eaten five times
then get busy seven times
then watch ME five times
Haiku # 7435, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
bathing little is
sort of a dot-com dress code....
my experience
Haiku # 7434, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
snakes wind around me
and start constricting my lungs.
let me die breathless
Haiku # 7433, March 19, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
there are things I would
rather do 5, 7, 5
times, don't you agree?
Haiku # 7432, March 19, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Some dudes stink alot
At work wearing horse-shit jeans
And bathing little
Haiku # 7431, March 19, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by frustrated in my cubicle
flashover happened
just as he came--his semen
incinerated
Haiku # 7430, March 19, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by The fourth way of euphoria
murderer was caught
by haiku. he had stabbed her
5-7-5 times
Haiku # 7429, March 19, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
little red insight
a car, or a drop of blood
and secret laughter?
Haiku # 7428, March 19, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by the fourth way of standing next to blade
there goes that red car
love those little red Insights
gonna get me one
Haiku # 7427, March 19, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
moon over parma
give my love to you tonight
HOW I HATE CLEVELAND!
Haiku # 7426, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Please, no more doctors!
Hate it when they take my blood.
That's mine, give it back!
Haiku # 7425, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I better dance now.
Let me be your fantasy.
You can be mine.
Haiku # 7424, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by The Art of Haiku w/ Tom Jones
Seven moons still shine
Nine moons coming through the now
Leaves two moons wondering.
Haiku # 7423, March 19, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Moonstruck
Got blackberry tea,
Got a silver spoon, on a...
oh, wait, that's Pink Floyd.
Haiku # 7422, March 19, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9th, 7th, either
i still haven't gotten my
moons one through six, then
Haiku # 7421, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Sweet and sticky, huh?
No wonder I crave this stuff
mostly all the time.
Haiku # 7420, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Ninth moon should have been
Seventh moon but nobody
understands that, so....
Haiku # 7419, March 19, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Don't worry 'bout me,
the "fourth" way - I've got Ray Bans
look pretty good, too =)
Haiku # 7418, March 19, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
that ain't PB, girl!
oh sure, it's sweet and sticky
but it's something else...
Haiku # 7417, March 19, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
your name is a lie
I haven't seen any butt!
where are my 9 moons?
Haiku # 7416, March 19, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
This, peanut butter,
is the most marvelous of
Mother Earth's yummies.
Haiku # 7415, March 19, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the 9th vampire
here she comes, scared of ol Sol.
Go to the light, girl
Haiku # 7414, March 19, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Oh, no, the sun breaks!
Run away, run away, hide!
The sun hurts my skin.
Haiku # 7413, March 19, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
murder/suicide
with explosive lipstick on.
give me a big kiss
Haiku # 7412, March 19, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
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