Your attention please.
Will the real Slim Shady please
Stand up? Please stand up.
by Eminemenema
don't tempt me 9th moon
I can say things that will make
you get all tingly
by the fourth way of seattle
when it gets hectic
you won't have any power
and you'll really Snap
by the fourth way of seattle
now he's making up
words just to make his haiku
fit the numbers right...
by 9thmoon of Seattle
It could be worse, Snap
She could be quoting haiku
In bed. The bad kind.
by Koolen Jam Jiffy G
sometimes it's pleasant
to be attacked, the fourth way
shouldn't you know that?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
what's state is feeling
ashamed? "ashamation"? "rued"?
"embarassation"?
by the fourth way of seattle
I am not so sure
I wouldn't like the attack
She's got the power.
by Snap
she could break your heart
or maybe she could attack
and you don't want that
by the fourth way of watching snap
look at you, so bad!
Now you've got others going -
you should be ashamed =)
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I've got the power
She's screaming in time with Snap
As we dance in bed
by Snap
Come on over here,
little boy; I'll teach you to
play well with others.
by Anonymous Poet
shhh little 9th moon
don't go telling anyone
about my bender
by the fourth way of californication
somebody stop me!
all the haiku i think up
is really naughty
by the fourth way of seattle
winky on blinky
inky on clyde as you watch
a pac man orgy
by the fourth way of seattle
expressing myself
through the haiku medium
is most difficult.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
this testosterone
can be a compelling thing.
the urges bubble
by the fourth way of seattle
Someone in little
'ole Seattle is in a
naughty, naughty mood!
by 9thmoon of Seattle
"oh, just spit it out!"
did she tell the secret? no,
she spat out white goo
by the fourth way of seattle
get eaten five times
then get busy seven times
then watch ME five times
by the fourth way of seattle
bathing little is
sort of a dot-com dress code....
my experience
by 9thmoon of Seattle
snakes wind around me
and start constricting my lungs.
let me die breathless
by the fourth way of seattle
there are things I would
rather do 5, 7, 5
times, don't you agree?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Some dudes stink alot
At work wearing horse-shit jeans
And bathing little
by frustrated in my cubicle
flashover happened
just as he came--his semen
incinerated
by The fourth way of euphoria
murderer was caught
by haiku. he had stabbed her
5-7-5 times
by the fourth way of seattle
little red insight
a car, or a drop of blood
and secret laughter?
by the fourth way of standing next to blade
there goes that red car
love those little red Insights
gonna get me one
by 9thmoon of Seattle
moon over parma
give my love to you tonight
HOW I HATE CLEVELAND!
by the fourth way of seattle
Please, no more doctors!
Hate it when they take my blood.
That's mine, give it back!
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I better dance now.
Let me be your fantasy.
You can be mine.
by The Art of Haiku w/ Tom Jones
Seven moons still shine
Nine moons coming through the now
Leaves two moons wondering.
by Moonstruck
Got blackberry tea,
Got a silver spoon, on a...
oh, wait, that's Pink Floyd.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9th, 7th, either
i still haven't gotten my
moons one through six, then
by the fourth way of seattle
Sweet and sticky, huh?
No wonder I crave this stuff
mostly all the time.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Ninth moon should have been
Seventh moon but nobody
understands that, so....
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Don't worry 'bout me,
the "fourth" way - I've got Ray Bans
look pretty good, too =)
by 9thmoon of Seattle
that ain't PB, girl!
oh sure, it's sweet and sticky
but it's something else...
by the fourth way of seattle
your name is a lie
I haven't seen any butt!
where are my 9 moons?
by the fourth way of seattle
This, peanut butter,
is the most marvelous of
Mother Earth's yummies.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the 9th vampire
here she comes, scared of ol Sol.
Go to the light, girl
by the fourth way of seattle
Oh, no, the sun breaks!
Run away, run away, hide!
The sun hurts my skin.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
murder/suicide
with explosive lipstick on.
give me a big kiss
by the fourth way of seattle
tap my frozen balls
with a solid sledgehammer
watch them crack open
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Am I working now?
No, I post bad haiku for you.
Procrastinaiku.
by Teacher
roll the window down
-cool night air is curious
maynard & deftones
by the fourth way of seattle
Bowels constricting,
you're in proximilitude
to my requesticles.
by Priest
I want to get close
Closer and closer to your
Proximilitude.
by Teacher
Things are getting worse
Each passing moment it gains
Horriblocity.
by Teacher
Intestines vibrate
With the vigor of the vicar
I'm not built for this.
by Priest
