Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

now he's making up
words just to make his haiku
fit the numbers right...
Haiku # 7451, March 19, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
It could be worse, Snap
She could be quoting haiku
In bed. The bad kind.
Haiku # 7450, March 19, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Koolen Jam Jiffy G
sometimes it's pleasant
to be attacked, the fourth way
shouldn't you know that?
Haiku # 7449, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
what's state is feeling
ashamed? "ashamation"? "rued"?
"embarassation"?
Haiku # 7448, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I am not so sure
I wouldn't like the attack
She's got the power.
Haiku # 7447, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Snap
she could break your heart
or maybe she could attack
and you don't want that
Haiku # 7446, March 19, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by the fourth way of watching snap
look at you, so bad!
Now you've got others going -
you should be ashamed =)
Haiku # 7445, March 19, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I've got the power
She's screaming in time with Snap
As we dance in bed
Haiku # 7444, March 19, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Snap
Come on over here,
little boy; I'll teach you to
play well with others.
Haiku # 7443, March 19, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shhh little 9th moon
don't go telling anyone
about my bender
Haiku # 7442, March 19, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by the fourth way of californication
somebody stop me!
all the haiku i think up
is really naughty
Haiku # 7441, March 19, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
winky on blinky
inky on clyde as you watch
a pac man orgy
Haiku # 7440, March 19, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
expressing myself
through the haiku medium
is most difficult.
Haiku # 7439, March 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
this testosterone
can be a compelling thing.
the urges bubble
Haiku # 7438, March 19, 2001 7:06 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Someone in little
'ole Seattle is in a
naughty, naughty mood!
Haiku # 7437, March 19, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
"oh, just spit it out!"
did she tell the secret? no,
she spat out white goo
Haiku # 7436, March 19, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
get eaten five times
then get busy seven times
then watch ME five times
Haiku # 7435, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
bathing little is
sort of a dot-com dress code....
my experience
Haiku # 7434, March 19, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
snakes wind around me
and start constricting my lungs.
let me die breathless
Haiku # 7433, March 19, 2001 6:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
there are things I would
rather do 5, 7, 5
times, don't you agree?
Haiku # 7432, March 19, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Some dudes stink alot
At work wearing horse-shit jeans
And bathing little
Haiku # 7431, March 19, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by frustrated in my cubicle
flashover happened
just as he came--his semen
incinerated
Haiku # 7430, March 19, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by The fourth way of euphoria
murderer was caught
by haiku. he had stabbed her
5-7-5 times
Haiku # 7429, March 19, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
little red insight
a car, or a drop of blood
and secret laughter?
Haiku # 7428, March 19, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by the fourth way of standing next to blade
there goes that red car
love those little red Insights
gonna get me one
Haiku # 7427, March 19, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
moon over parma
give my love to you tonight
HOW I HATE CLEVELAND!
Haiku # 7426, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Please, no more doctors!
Hate it when they take my blood.
That's mine, give it back!
Haiku # 7425, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I better dance now.
Let me be your fantasy.
You can be mine.
Haiku # 7424, March 19, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by The Art of Haiku w/ Tom Jones
Seven moons still shine
Nine moons coming through the now
Leaves two moons wondering.
Haiku # 7423, March 19, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Moonstruck
Got blackberry tea,
Got a silver spoon, on a...
oh, wait, that's Pink Floyd.
Haiku # 7422, March 19, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9th, 7th, either
i still haven't gotten my
moons one through six, then
Haiku # 7421, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Sweet and sticky, huh?
No wonder I crave this stuff
mostly all the time.
Haiku # 7420, March 19, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Ninth moon should have been
Seventh moon but nobody
understands that, so....
Haiku # 7419, March 19, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Don't worry 'bout me,
the "fourth" way - I've got Ray Bans
look pretty good, too =)
Haiku # 7418, March 19, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
that ain't PB, girl!
oh sure, it's sweet and sticky
but it's something else...
Haiku # 7417, March 19, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
your name is a lie
I haven't seen any butt!
where are my 9 moons?
Haiku # 7416, March 19, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
This, peanut butter,
is the most marvelous of
Mother Earth's yummies.
Haiku # 7415, March 19, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the 9th vampire
here she comes, scared of ol Sol.
Go to the light, girl
Haiku # 7414, March 19, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Oh, no, the sun breaks!
Run away, run away, hide!
The sun hurts my skin.
Haiku # 7413, March 19, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
murder/suicide
with explosive lipstick on.
give me a big kiss
Haiku # 7412, March 19, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
tap my frozen balls
with a solid sledgehammer
watch them crack open
Haiku # 7411, March 19, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Am I working now?
No, I post bad haiku for you.
Procrastinaiku.
Haiku # 7410, March 19, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Teacher
roll the window down
-cool night air is curious
maynard & deftones
Haiku # 7409, March 19, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Bowels constricting,
you're in proximilitude
to my requesticles.
Haiku # 7408, March 19, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Priest
I want to get close
Closer and closer to your
Proximilitude.
Haiku # 7407, March 19, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Teacher
Things are getting worse
Each passing moment it gains
Horriblocity.
Haiku # 7406, March 19, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Teacher
Intestines vibrate
With the vigor of the vicar
I'm not built for this.
Haiku # 7405, March 19, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Priest
Make the lie a truth
If you bend it enough you
Veracificate.
Haiku # 7404, March 19, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Teacher
I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally
Haiku # 7403, March 19, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by redbeard
I quit my
job today! hooray,
finally
Haiku # 7402, March 19, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by redbeard
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