Oh my God, Becky
Look at her butt. It's so... big
What more needs saying?

i don't do "anon"
never have, never will, i'm
too caught up in praise

"you all act like you
never saw a man slash tube
that goes up yer butt"

as long as it's in
anonymous haiku, eh?
I know you too well.

Your attention please.
Will the real Slim Shady please
Stand up? Please stand up.

don't tempt me 9th moon
I can say things that will make
you get all tingly

when it gets hectic
you won't have any power
and you'll really Snap

now he's making up
words just to make his haiku
fit the numbers right...

It could be worse, Snap
She could be quoting haiku
In bed. The bad kind.

sometimes it's pleasant
to be attacked, the fourth way
shouldn't you know that?

what's state is feeling
ashamed? "ashamation"? "rued"?
"embarassation"?

I am not so sure
I wouldn't like the attack
She's got the power.

she could break your heart
or maybe she could attack
and you don't want that

look at you, so bad!
Now you've got others going -
you should be ashamed =)

I've got the power
She's screaming in time with Snap
As we dance in bed

Come on over here,
little boy; I'll teach you to
play well with others.

shhh little 9th moon
don't go telling anyone
about my bender

somebody stop me!
all the haiku i think up
is really naughty

winky on blinky
inky on clyde as you watch
a pac man orgy

expressing myself
through the haiku medium
is most difficult.

this testosterone
can be a compelling thing.
the urges bubble

Someone in little
'ole Seattle is in a
naughty, naughty mood!

"oh, just spit it out!"
did she tell the secret? no,
she spat out white goo

get eaten five times
then get busy seven times
then watch ME five times

bathing little is
sort of a dot-com dress code....
my experience

snakes wind around me
and start constricting my lungs.
let me die breathless

there are things I would
rather do 5, 7, 5
times, don't you agree?

Some dudes stink alot
At work wearing horse-shit jeans
And bathing little

flashover happened
just as he came--his semen
incinerated

murderer was caught
by haiku. he had stabbed her
5-7-5 times

little red insight
a car, or a drop of blood
and secret laughter?

there goes that red car
love those little red Insights
gonna get me one

moon over parma
give my love to you tonight
HOW I HATE CLEVELAND!

Please, no more doctors!
Hate it when they take my blood.
That's mine, give it back!

I better dance now.
Let me be your fantasy.
You can be mine.

Seven moons still shine
Nine moons coming through the now
Leaves two moons wondering.

Got blackberry tea,
Got a silver spoon, on a...
oh, wait, that's Pink Floyd.

9th, 7th, either
i still haven't gotten my
moons one through six, then

Sweet and sticky, huh?
No wonder I crave this stuff
mostly all the time.

Ninth moon should have been
Seventh moon but nobody
understands that, so....

Don't worry 'bout me,
the "fourth" way - I've got Ray Bans
look pretty good, too =)

that ain't PB, girl!
oh sure, it's sweet and sticky
but it's something else...

your name is a lie
I haven't seen any butt!
where are my 9 moons?

This, peanut butter,
is the most marvelous of
Mother Earth's yummies.

the 9th vampire
here she comes, scared of ol Sol.
Go to the light, girl

Oh, no, the sun breaks!
Run away, run away, hide!
The sun hurts my skin.

murder/suicide
with explosive lipstick on.
give me a big kiss

tap my frozen balls
with a solid sledgehammer
watch them crack open

Am I working now?
No, I post bad haiku for you.
Procrastinaiku.

roll the window down
-cool night air is curious
maynard & deftones