Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

You live your life free
Possess all but still complain
You're not so happy.
Haiku # 7508, March 20, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Priest
saw stunning harley
started with a sigh so sweet
simply scrumptious, aaaaahhhhhh
Haiku # 7507, March 20, 2001 11:09 am ET
by mellie
A large house, big yard
nice truck, fast motorcycle
no debt, I'm happy.
Haiku # 7506, March 20, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Saint
An oxymoron:
good woman, there are none left
all's left are fat pigs
Haiku # 7505, March 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Saint
No motorcycle
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Nice car, too.
Cycle later on.
Haiku # 7504, March 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Drophammer
Motorcyle purrs
the sound entices, speed thrills
This, you can not have.
Haiku # 7503, March 20, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Saint
With a good woman
Nights are better, life is good
No woman... use hand.
Haiku # 7502, March 20, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Drophammer
I may choose freely
not forced into situation
I can live my life.
Haiku # 7501, March 20, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Saint
I'm the driver, I'm
the winner, things are gonna
change I can feel it.
Haiku # 7500, March 20, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Saint
So much noise is made
To say a woman is bad
Protesting too much
Haiku # 7499, March 20, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Drophammer
I hear the long cries
Of those without a woman
They wish they had one.
Haiku # 7498, March 20, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Drophammer
give yourself, she takes
your soul and she runs with it,
to never return
Haiku # 7497, March 20, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Saint
or maybe better
that she find someone else she
can fuck behind your back
Haiku # 7496, March 20, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
Love her and watch her
Leave you for someone with more
cash and nicer car.
Haiku # 7495, March 20, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Saint
Think her the devil
Compare and impair her so...
What would make her stay?
Haiku # 7494, March 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Priest
Think of her a weight
Dragging you down by your neck
And she will comply.
Haiku # 7493, March 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by Priest
Think of her evil
She becomes evil, but then
You turn just as dark.
Haiku # 7492, March 20, 2001 10:09 am ET
by Priest
Would you sell your soul,
to the devil? No but you
would your dick to a chick.
Haiku # 7491, March 20, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Saint
Alone and happy
knowing that my decisions
will always be mine.
Haiku # 7490, March 20, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
She stands here again
Waiting for the smile she wants
I'm broken in its birth.
Haiku # 7489, March 20, 2001 9:34 am ET
by Priest
He fears what awaits
Sees only himself in his vow
Knows he will crumble.
Haiku # 7488, March 20, 2001 9:19 am ET
by Priest
Weak with no support
that, my friends, is the backbone
of a married man
Haiku # 7487, March 20, 2001 9:11 am ET
by Saint
I like to mix food
regurgitated colors
I am an artist
Haiku # 7486, March 20, 2001 9:01 am ET
by Solace of MI
Day old cottage cheese
I just ran out of spackle
Hey I'm creative!
Haiku # 7485, March 20, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Solace of MI
See my wide eyed glaze
I must shit myself often
I am five months old
Haiku # 7484, March 20, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Solace of MI
Freedom disappears
then my testicles retract
as I say "I do."
Haiku # 7483, March 20, 2001 8:50 am ET
by Saint
The sounds of your voice
always hold and embrace me.
Would you shut up now?
Haiku # 7482, March 20, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Saint
Buffalo wings like
confetti sprayed on a wall
I didn't eat that.
Haiku # 7481, March 20, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Priest
It's warmth flowing forth
your golden sunshine surrounds
as you pee on me
Haiku # 7480, March 20, 2001 8:42 am ET
by Saint
There is a silence
I was running to the john
I think it's too late
Haiku # 7479, March 20, 2001 8:32 am ET
by Solace of MI
My churning insides
stomach garbage box rumbles
need pepto bismol
Haiku # 7478, March 20, 2001 8:26 am ET
by Saint
that was wrong way round
he turned me insideout that
periodontist
Haiku # 7477, March 20, 2001 7:04 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 7476, March 20, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
scaled new heights today
periodontally so
I went through the roof
Haiku # 7475, March 20, 2001 6:55 am ET
by mellie
petite instrument
with oh so much memory
my brain redundant
Haiku # 7474, March 20, 2001 2:09 am ET
by ash
Owl strength screeched straight through
i am mad, i run, i hide
thoughts sting like sharp claws
Haiku # 7473, March 20, 2001 1:53 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I'm a lumberjack
One day chopping, hurt my groin
Now I have no wood
Haiku # 7472, March 20, 2001 1:45 am ET
by matt
don't cry, just come here.
I have been waiting for you.
fall down into me
Haiku # 7471, March 20, 2001 1:27 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Into the darkness
plummeting downward in fear
I cry I yell help
Haiku # 7470, March 20, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Maniacal Pariah of Universe
Even though I know
you must eventually
succumb to the truth
Haiku # 7469, March 20, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Maniacal Pariah of Universe
shoe box memories
pictures from in the closet
bring back all the joy
Haiku # 7468, March 20, 2001 12:00 am ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
two three five seven
eleven thirteen all prime
next comes seventeen
Haiku # 7467, March 19, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
Tech Support is dirty
evil work that convinces me that
everyone is an idiot.

Haiku # 7466, March 19, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Some of this Haiku
is very strange, and gives me creeps
You guys need help, NOW!
Haiku # 7465, March 19, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
If the world could end
this very day, it would be fun
Getting my revenge!
Haiku # 7464, March 19, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
woozy from too much
blood loss; that damn technician,
can't find the right vein
Haiku # 7463, March 19, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
methinks there must be
something in the air over
there, big green building.
Haiku # 7462, March 19, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I am not fourth, no
I'm Drophammer from below
Rhyming haiku... oh!
Haiku # 7461, March 19, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer As Various Artists
trust him, the fourth way,
to go out with a big bang
such a big show-off =)
Haiku # 7460, March 19, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Me masquerading
With many names, not anon
But just as clever
Haiku # 7459, March 19, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Various Artists
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