She stands here again
Waiting for the smile she wants
I'm broken in its birth.

He fears what awaits
Sees only himself in his vow
Knows he will crumble.

Weak with no support
that, my friends, is the backbone
of a married man

I like to mix food
regurgitated colors
I am an artist

Day old cottage cheese
I just ran out of spackle
Hey I'm creative!

See my wide eyed glaze
I must shit myself often
I am five months old

Freedom disappears
then my testicles retract
as I say "I do."

The sounds of your voice
always hold and embrace me.
Would you shut up now?

Buffalo wings like
confetti sprayed on a wall
I didn't eat that.

It's warmth flowing forth
your golden sunshine surrounds
as you pee on me

There is a silence
I was running to the john
I think it's too late

My churning insides
stomach garbage box rumbles
need pepto bismol

that was wrong way round
he turned me insideout that
periodontist

scaled new heights today
periodontally so
I went through the roof

petite instrument
with oh so much memory
my brain redundant

Owl strength screeched straight through
i am mad, i run, i hide
thoughts sting like sharp claws

I'm a lumberjack
One day chopping, hurt my groin
Now I have no wood

don't cry, just come here.
I have been waiting for you.
fall down into me

Into the darkness
plummeting downward in fear
I cry I yell help

Even though I know
you must eventually
succumb to the truth

shoe box memories
pictures from in the closet
bring back all the joy

two three five seven
eleven thirteen all prime
next comes seventeen

Tech Support is dirty
evil work that convinces me that
everyone is an idiot.

Some of this Haiku
is very strange, and gives me creeps
You guys need help, NOW!

If the world could end
this very day, it would be fun
Getting my revenge!

woozy from too much
blood loss; that damn technician,
can't find the right vein

methinks there must be
something in the air over
there, big green building.

I am not fourth, no
I'm Drophammer from below
Rhyming haiku... oh!

trust him, the fourth way,
to go out with a big bang
such a big show-off =)

Me masquerading
With many names, not anon
But just as clever

Oh my God, Becky
Look at her butt. It's so... big
What more needs saying?

i don't do "anon"
never have, never will, i'm
too caught up in praise

"you all act like you
never saw a man slash tube
that goes up yer butt"

as long as it's in
anonymous haiku, eh?
I know you too well.

Your attention please.
Will the real Slim Shady please
Stand up? Please stand up.

don't tempt me 9th moon
I can say things that will make
you get all tingly

when it gets hectic
you won't have any power
and you'll really Snap

now he's making up
words just to make his haiku
fit the numbers right...

It could be worse, Snap
She could be quoting haiku
In bed. The bad kind.

sometimes it's pleasant
to be attacked, the fourth way
shouldn't you know that?

what's state is feeling
ashamed? "ashamation"? "rued"?
"embarassation"?

I am not so sure
I wouldn't like the attack
She's got the power.

she could break your heart
or maybe she could attack
and you don't want that

look at you, so bad!
Now you've got others going -
you should be ashamed =)

I've got the power
She's screaming in time with Snap
As we dance in bed

Come on over here,
little boy; I'll teach you to
play well with others.

shhh little 9th moon
don't go telling anyone
about my bender

somebody stop me!
all the haiku i think up
is really naughty

winky on blinky
inky on clyde as you watch
a pac man orgy