Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

or maybe better
that she find someone else she
can fuck behind your back
Haiku # 7496, March 20, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
Love her and watch her
Leave you for someone with more
cash and nicer car.
Haiku # 7495, March 20, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Saint
Think her the devil
Compare and impair her so...
What would make her stay?
Haiku # 7494, March 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Priest
Think of her a weight
Dragging you down by your neck
And she will comply.
Haiku # 7493, March 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by Priest
Think of her evil
She becomes evil, but then
You turn just as dark.
Haiku # 7492, March 20, 2001 10:09 am ET
by Priest
Would you sell your soul,
to the devil? No but you
would your dick to a chick.
Haiku # 7491, March 20, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Saint
Alone and happy
knowing that my decisions
will always be mine.
Haiku # 7490, March 20, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
She stands here again
Waiting for the smile she wants
I'm broken in its birth.
Haiku # 7489, March 20, 2001 9:34 am ET
by Priest
He fears what awaits
Sees only himself in his vow
Knows he will crumble.
Haiku # 7488, March 20, 2001 9:19 am ET
by Priest
Weak with no support
that, my friends, is the backbone
of a married man
Haiku # 7487, March 20, 2001 9:11 am ET
by Saint
I like to mix food
regurgitated colors
I am an artist
Haiku # 7486, March 20, 2001 9:01 am ET
by Solace of MI
Day old cottage cheese
I just ran out of spackle
Hey I'm creative!
Haiku # 7485, March 20, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Solace of MI
See my wide eyed glaze
I must shit myself often
I am five months old
Haiku # 7484, March 20, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Solace of MI
Freedom disappears
then my testicles retract
as I say "I do."
Haiku # 7483, March 20, 2001 8:50 am ET
by Saint
The sounds of your voice
always hold and embrace me.
Would you shut up now?
Haiku # 7482, March 20, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Saint
Buffalo wings like
confetti sprayed on a wall
I didn't eat that.
Haiku # 7481, March 20, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Priest
It's warmth flowing forth
your golden sunshine surrounds
as you pee on me
Haiku # 7480, March 20, 2001 8:42 am ET
by Saint
There is a silence
I was running to the john
I think it's too late
Haiku # 7479, March 20, 2001 8:32 am ET
by Solace of MI
My churning insides
stomach garbage box rumbles
need pepto bismol
Haiku # 7478, March 20, 2001 8:26 am ET
by Saint
that was wrong way round
he turned me insideout that
periodontist
Haiku # 7477, March 20, 2001 7:04 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 7476, March 20, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
scaled new heights today
periodontally so
I went through the roof
Haiku # 7475, March 20, 2001 6:55 am ET
by mellie
petite instrument
with oh so much memory
my brain redundant
Haiku # 7474, March 20, 2001 2:09 am ET
by ash
Owl strength screeched straight through
i am mad, i run, i hide
thoughts sting like sharp claws
Haiku # 7473, March 20, 2001 1:53 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I'm a lumberjack
One day chopping, hurt my groin
Now I have no wood
Haiku # 7472, March 20, 2001 1:45 am ET
by matt
don't cry, just come here.
I have been waiting for you.
fall down into me
Haiku # 7471, March 20, 2001 1:27 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Into the darkness
plummeting downward in fear
I cry I yell help
Haiku # 7470, March 20, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Maniacal Pariah of Universe
Even though I know
you must eventually
succumb to the truth
Haiku # 7469, March 20, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Maniacal Pariah of Universe
shoe box memories
pictures from in the closet
bring back all the joy
Haiku # 7468, March 20, 2001 12:00 am ET
by Smalltown Voodoo
two three five seven
eleven thirteen all prime
next comes seventeen
Haiku # 7467, March 19, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
Tech Support is dirty
evil work that convinces me that
everyone is an idiot.

Haiku # 7466, March 19, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Some of this Haiku
is very strange, and gives me creeps
You guys need help, NOW!
Haiku # 7465, March 19, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
If the world could end
this very day, it would be fun
Getting my revenge!
Haiku # 7464, March 19, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
woozy from too much
blood loss; that damn technician,
can't find the right vein
Haiku # 7463, March 19, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
methinks there must be
something in the air over
there, big green building.
Haiku # 7462, March 19, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I am not fourth, no
I'm Drophammer from below
Rhyming haiku... oh!
Haiku # 7461, March 19, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Drophammer As Various Artists
trust him, the fourth way,
to go out with a big bang
such a big show-off =)
Haiku # 7460, March 19, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Me masquerading
With many names, not anon
But just as clever
Haiku # 7459, March 19, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Various Artists
Oh my God, Becky
Look at her butt. It's so... big
What more needs saying?
Haiku # 7458, March 19, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Sir Mixahaiku
i don't do "anon"
never have, never will, i'm
too caught up in praise
Haiku # 7457, March 19, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
"you all act like you
never saw a man slash tube
that goes up yer butt"
Haiku # 7456, March 19, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of next to eminemenima
as long as it's in
anonymous haiku, eh?
I know you too well.
Haiku # 7455, March 19, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
Your attention please.
Will the real Slim Shady please
Stand up? Please stand up.
Haiku # 7454, March 19, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by Eminemenema
don't tempt me 9th moon
I can say things that will make
you get all tingly
Haiku # 7453, March 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
when it gets hectic
you won't have any power
and you'll really Snap
Haiku # 7452, March 19, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
now he's making up
words just to make his haiku
fit the numbers right...
Haiku # 7451, March 19, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
It could be worse, Snap
She could be quoting haiku
In bed. The bad kind.
Haiku # 7450, March 19, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Koolen Jam Jiffy G
sometimes it's pleasant
to be attacked, the fourth way
shouldn't you know that?
Haiku # 7449, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
what's state is feeling
ashamed? "ashamation"? "rued"?
"embarassation"?
Haiku # 7448, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I am not so sure
I wouldn't like the attack
She's got the power.
Haiku # 7447, March 19, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Snap
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