This is what drew Mork
to visit our crude planet
(And Laverne's wet snatch)
by Your TV Guide of Couch
Look under the fez
You won't see small potatoes
Happy Days are here
by Tom B. of Tooting my own horn (literally)
Tom Bosley’s Fez
covering his erect shaft
Extra Large Fez
by Tom Bosley’s Boastful Ghoul of Limbo
Patrick Swayzee. Ghost.
Massaging pottery clay
but this time it’s cheese
by Stinky Limberger of Fromunda the bridge
New TV Dinner
In the frozen foods section
Hungry Cannibal
by Clik Clak fresh balls of Oysters Rockefeller
Cassowary Bird
In a Cassowary World
Cassowary Girl
by Cassowary Bird of You Fucking want one?
Clownworld needs its verse
Hence, our stunning haiku verse
Like a rotting corpse
by Happy Clown Face of Doom
Look at this poster
Stop struggling to get it up
It’s Farrah Fawcett
by Stud Finder of Hole in the wall
Your haiku are shit
But that's the whole point of it
Tom Bosley's penis
by Sarah Jessica Parker
The cherry blossoms are here again
but I'm dying of Covid
Isn't life shit?
by Harry Hashimoto of Kyoto
Where is sky
I'm searching every day
On the eath
by Otteri Selva Kumar of # Haiku Art # (Daily Haiku Magazine) Otteri, Chennai
Please do NOT "stay safe".
Rather remain dangerous.
Infectious and free.
by Alien Messiah
The China virus:
it's Marxism in the West
For herd-animals.
by Stay Safe of Stay Healthy
I won't make you wait.
Some people call it Kung Flu.
'Cause it packs a punch.
by Biowarfare Division of PPRC of Winnie The Pooh's Home.
Someone light a match
Seventeen syllable fart
Three lines of skidmarks
by Seventeen syllable of Stain
Some people call it
Wait....wait for it.....wait for it
THE CHINA VIRUS
by Asshole of Florida Orange
Postcard from a fart
Wish you were here! See ya soon!
Delayed in Transit
by Lower Intestine (Journey of Consitpation) of Defecation Station
Bad Haiku Poet
Witness Protection Program
You know who you are
by Know you of By the smell
What fuckery's this.
Free at the VD clinic.
Christ, this ain't Russia!
by Effing commie capitalists!
You don't want to suck.
But you want the ten dollars.
Make up your damn mind!
by Goddamn dirty whores.
Container garden
Under your balls....succulents!
No one wants to suck
by Terry Mulcher of Cielo Drive
A flower tattoo
encroaching on your pubis
improves not the smell.
by
drink your big black cow
and get outta here, you know
bands named for dildoes
by vhs of steely dan, man
You're a dren, Potsie
Root beer float with two straws
Fresh pack of rubbers
by Things are looking up of Arnold's Restaurant
You're a dren, Potsie
Root beer float with two straws
Fresh pack of rubbers
by Things are looking up of Arnold's Restaurant
Refill all floats, Don.
How much vile doo i have!
"Shit Happens" on tie-dye.
Coffee ice cream float.
Made with original Coke.
The one with cocaine.
It will wake you up.
Peruvian dessert freeze.
Häagen-Dazs brain blast!
by Refill your Free Will. of It's free on Mondays!
we will all float on
how much evil do i have
what happens when i die?
by vhs
What’s your favourite food?
I guarantee we have it!!
Buy End Times Buckets!!
by Jim Bakker of Awaiting your payment
Stop wasting money
Buying that shitty mall weed
Buy End Times Buckets!!
by Your Armageddon Buffet of And Portable Latrine
My God, pot's legal.
And you all still can't behave.
What a sad sad state.
I'd pay good money
to get each one of you high
as Cheech and Chong.
Maybe then you'd smile.
Sad little internet trolls.
Leave your mom's basement!
by And I don't mean Arkansas state. I mean your existence! of Move to Oregon, it's all legal there!
i dont like it when
people on here call me on crap
so im glad i do
forget this place. my
mind is occupied by more
important ideas
like bitching on twitter
by vhs
given how i take
some things way too personal
i might not miss you
by vhs
you know i forget
this place exists, you may
die
and i won't know it
by vhs
...you forgot to say
pretty please. and please i aint
that pretty, hunny...
by vhs
VHS eats shit
Always has and always will
I hate kissing you
by But I will because you pay me in French fry grease
did you hear about
the 'pastor' said jesus was a
racist? tik tok, time
judas always has a price
by vhs
social justice of
course is not social or just
it just says raaaaaaacisssssttttttt...
by vhs
Smells like Darth in here.
I need air freshener, quick.
Or else a gas-mask.
by Stench of Fig of Pucker
Make art with boogers.
A self portrait can take years.
Keep you occupied.
Beats molesting kids.
GPS ankle device.
Noticed that detail.
You don't need Tinder.
Sex offender registry.
Where pervs can hook up.
by It's a sick sick world. of Thank God for bullets.
Swiping left and right
No, I'm not on a dating site
Just picking boogers
by For a good time call... of Booger Wall
If you play the harp
to Black Sabbath's sheet music
Randy Rhoads will come.
by In his pants. of Or maybe in your pants and then blame you.
Sandy's a fag hag.
Sponge Bob pretends to be gay
so he can get some.
by Pooparazzi with Proof
By eating pussy
you'll destroy the universe
one squirell at a time.
by Sandy's Scuba Gear of Bikini Bottom
You just inspired
Enema Vending Machine
See me on Shart Tank
by Enema of The People
I once sucked a dick.
I also wrote a poem.
Which one is more gay?
by Asking for an enema.
I just did suck dick
The dick was not very big
Mine not bigger tho
by smolDicc
Did I touch a nerve?
Was it in your clitoris?
Cutting of the Rose!
by I should have been an Arab. of Seems like their culture is more sane than ours.
New Reserved Beating
FOR MEN WITH large penises
and no bank accounts.
To be specific
African Americans
pulled over by cops.
by Snowflake Hippie Feminist Poet
New Reserved Seating
FOR MEN WITH small penises
and large bank accounts
by And of Vice Versa
Food conveyor belt
Delectable selections
followed by rank farts
Glutinous rice balls
Dangle fromunda loin cloth
The heat of the meat
by Pop Up Restaurant of In Your Pants
