Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70270
Refill all floats, Don.
How much vile doo i have!
"Shit Happens" on tie-dye.

Coffee ice cream float.
Made with original Coke.
The one with cocaine.

It will wake you up.
Peruvian dessert freeze.
Häagen-Dazs brain blast!
Haiku #70270
Posted: March 14, 2021 9:32 pm ET
Poet & location: Refill your Free Will. of It's free on Mondays!