Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

hola, down the hall,
through thick walls, posting same time,
our haikus are gold!
Haiku # 7011, March 16, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
grue: gimme a slap!
simultaneous postings--
coincidence? nah.
Haiku # 7010, March 16, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
down the hall from here
fellow clevelandite reboots
god loves microsoft
Haiku # 7009, March 16, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Screw this working stuff
just turn on the tournament!
it's march madness time
Haiku # 7008, March 16, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of down the hall from anthony michael
I just miscounted
so, apple-polly-loggies
it was haikuless
Haiku # 7007, March 16, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Fyodor
Oh fellows oppressed
thank goodness we have all
this bad haiku
Haiku # 7006, March 16, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
numbers do not lie.
but then again, nor do i!
har har har. ho. hi.
Haiku # 7005, March 16, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
that's simply insane
one plus three times four eighty five
equals five minus pi
Haiku # 7004, March 16, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Fyodor
easily amused
fellow workers of the world,
cleveland salutes you!
Haiku # 7003, March 16, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
two times four is
the magic number you should
put in the boxes
Haiku # 7002, March 16, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
justified hours:
one plus one plus one plus one
equals eight, i say!
Haiku # 7001, March 16, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
but without napster,
what will metallica do?
no one else to sue!
Haiku # 7000, March 16, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
why does daddy drink?
After thoery came practice
average genepool
Haiku # 6999, March 16, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by fyodor
did i work today?
justify our existence
filling timesheets sucks
Haiku # 6998, March 16, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
don't fear the reaper
we'll be able to fly, don't
fear the reaper, plotz

I count syllables
on my fingers instead of
being good worker

i so inspired
that i think i'll go home for
lunch and whack it off
Haiku # 6997, March 16, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
i have nobody
to get drunk with tomorrow
feel suicidal
Haiku # 6996, March 16, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
hi i speak engrish
that is why my favorite
day is election
Haiku # 6995, March 16, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
must do some good work,
for on the cold city streets,
there's no bad haiku.
Haiku # 6994, March 16, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
s n double o
p d o double gizee
dre: "snoooop dog...snoooop dog"
Haiku # 6993, March 16, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue adds his hours
the company reads timesheet
and laughs HA HA HA
Haiku # 6992, March 16, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
buy CAT5 cables
red,yellow,green, blue, ok
Hot pink? Flourescent green?
Haiku # 6991, March 16, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
i practice fine art
called self-justification.
will my hours add up?
Haiku # 6990, March 16, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
lunch time is good time
i ate all hola's donuts
now i will explode
Haiku # 6989, March 16, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
when they were kissing
I wonder if they lip synched?
or were they gay... hmmm
Haiku # 6988, March 16, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue ate donuts
diabolical reason
donuts are all gone
Haiku # 6987, March 16, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Blame it on the rain
Milli Vanilli song or
Seattle excuse
Haiku # 6986, March 16, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Ludes of Seattle
after Clinton we
needed a really great man-
least that was the plan

the re-puke-lickins
only came up with "a plan"
which was but a scam
Haiku # 6985, March 16, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
seattle must suck.
seems now there are three of us
shirking work duties
Haiku # 6984, March 16, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'm peppy, preppy,
drinkin a pepsi, eatin
a pepcid a.c.
Haiku # 6983, March 16, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Solids liquids gas
Physics as bathroom humor
Is plasma funny?
Haiku # 6982, March 16, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Ludes of Seattle
Donut haiku rules
but not as much as eating
HEY, Wanna donut?
Haiku # 6981, March 16, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
Just press enter after
each line of your haiku to
get a wonderful
Haiku # 6980, March 16, 2001 11:59 am ET
by spiral
on tv, people drink
on tv people drink green beer
I masturbate, lots
Haiku # 6979, March 16, 2001 11:59 am ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
donuts will be ate
after grue comes to office
HEY, Wanna donut?
Haiku # 6978, March 16, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!
Haiku # 6977, March 16, 2001 11:55 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Donuts are here on
My desk, but no one eats them
HEY, wanna donut?
Haiku # 6976, March 16, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I like to drink beer
tonight will go to the squire
robot dog has fleas
Haiku # 6975, March 16, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Codebanger of Bermuda
Corporate peon.
Who out there would like to hire
E-pro prepress gal?
Haiku # 6974, March 16, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
old video games!
The Dungeons of Daggorath!!!
...meet the labyrinth...
Haiku # 6973, March 16, 2001 11:37 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Friday's finally here!
But guess what I get to do?
Come in on Sunday!
Haiku # 6972, March 16, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
classic comp geek lore.
text adventure, excitement--
from a game called Zork.
Haiku # 6971, March 16, 2001 11:34 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
what's, praytell, a grue?
sounds like an asian person
trying to say "glue"
Haiku # 6970, March 16, 2001 11:33 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes. it is pitch dark.
you'll be eaten by a grue.
lurk. lurk. lurk. lurk. chomp.
Haiku # 6969, March 16, 2001 11:31 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
if this "poem" is seen
without variable width
won't you be surprised
Haiku # 6968, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by e p of #$%@^&
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 6967, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
my Haiku is bad
where should be five syllables
only is four
Haiku # 6966, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mahir is my name
Someone set me up the bomb
I like sex a lot
Haiku # 6965, March 16, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Southpark Really Rules
Cartman has a big fat ass
Kenny just mumbles
Haiku # 6964, March 16, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I have small willy
i play with it constantly
it is like my parrots tongue
Haiku # 6963, March 16, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Alex Burrows of Bermuda
Matt Archer, come on
down, you're the next contestant
on the Price is Right.
Haiku # 6962, March 16, 2001 11:08 am ET
by e p of Behind you.
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