Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!
Haiku # 6977, March 16, 2001 11:55 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Donuts are here on
My desk, but no one eats them
HEY, wanna donut?
Haiku # 6976, March 16, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I like to drink beer
tonight will go to the squire
robot dog has fleas
Haiku # 6975, March 16, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Codebanger of Bermuda
Corporate peon.
Who out there would like to hire
E-pro prepress gal?
Haiku # 6974, March 16, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
old video games!
The Dungeons of Daggorath!!!
...meet the labyrinth...
Haiku # 6973, March 16, 2001 11:37 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Friday's finally here!
But guess what I get to do?
Come in on Sunday!
Haiku # 6972, March 16, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
classic comp geek lore.
text adventure, excitement--
from a game called Zork.
Haiku # 6971, March 16, 2001 11:34 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
what's, praytell, a grue?
sounds like an asian person
trying to say "glue"
Haiku # 6970, March 16, 2001 11:33 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes. it is pitch dark.
you'll be eaten by a grue.
lurk. lurk. lurk. lurk. chomp.
Haiku # 6969, March 16, 2001 11:31 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
if this "poem" is seen
without variable width
won't you be surprised
Haiku # 6968, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by e p of #$%@^&
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 6967, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
my Haiku is bad
where should be five syllables
only is four
Haiku # 6966, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mahir is my name
Someone set me up the bomb
I like sex a lot
Haiku # 6965, March 16, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Southpark Really Rules
Cartman has a big fat ass
Kenny just mumbles
Haiku # 6964, March 16, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I have small willy
i play with it constantly
it is like my parrots tongue
Haiku # 6963, March 16, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Alex Burrows of Bermuda
Matt Archer, come on
down, you're the next contestant
on the Price is Right.
Haiku # 6962, March 16, 2001 11:08 am ET
by e p of Behind you.
I code all day long
but want to write bad haiku
point web browser east
Haiku # 6961, March 16, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Codebanger of Hamilton Bermuda
Hell has no furry,
supple, purring, android fish
as far as I know
Haiku # 6960, March 16, 2001 11:03 am ET
by e p of Maine
lazy coworkers
lazier even than me
they shall be destroyed
Haiku # 6959, March 16, 2001 10:49 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Stuck in a meeting
Won't someone jusk kill me now
At least they served lunch
Haiku # 6958, March 16, 2001 9:37 am ET
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
Frantic day becomes
Restful and silent night - save
A whistling booger
Haiku # 6957, March 16, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
Haiku # 6956, March 16, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
Haiku # 6955, March 16, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
Haiku # 6954, March 16, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
This place is like a
Technology museum
Sixty megahertz
Haiku # 6953, March 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
If I had speakers
I'd listen to some music
Or maybe the news
Haiku # 6952, March 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There are posters here
That talk about past products
That never got made
Haiku # 6951, March 16, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I've looked everywhere
Behind the lotion bottle
Under the porno
Haiku # 6950, March 16, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Some fingernail grease
Won't come out, no matter how
much masturbation
Haiku # 6949, March 16, 2001 4:14 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I should do something
More useful or productive
I work by the hour
Haiku # 6948, March 16, 2001 4:13 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There's too much poop here.
Germans like that sort of thing
Beer tastes like pee pee.
Haiku # 6947, March 16, 2001 4:12 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Unix Screensaver
Geometric crap on screen
Look, a cockroach butt
Haiku # 6946, March 16, 2001 4:11 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I smoke cigarettes
Scotch Buy, cheapest at the store
Rot my lungs out now
Haiku # 6945, March 16, 2001 4:10 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
They call him Porky
Porky, king of the ocean
Faster than lightning
Haiku # 6944, March 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
A green flower sits
Communication open
In my system tray
Haiku # 6943, March 16, 2001 4:08 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I sleep during days
Graveyard weekend powershift
Hating the night fall
Haiku # 6942, March 16, 2001 4:07 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
unf-alacious, like:
deliciously unf-able
so now you get it
Haiku # 6941, March 16, 2001 2:55 am ET
by stack riot
look at me
look at you
what are we writing?
oh it's just haiku
Haiku # 6940, March 16, 2001 2:41 am ET
by Robert Poon
Error 404 lost or missing page
We'd tell you where it is
but then, I have to delete you
Haiku # 6939, March 16, 2001 2:39 am ET
by Robert Poon
Lost Files, Death and Taxes
These happen inevitably
Guess which just happened?
Haiku # 6938, March 16, 2001 2:38 am ET
by Robert Poon
unfalaciously
yours,and cuddlelingually
whores - better of you.
Haiku # 6937, March 16, 2001 2:23 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
kiss her on the lips
over the telephone line...
oh, so far away!
Haiku # 6936, March 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
a beautiful girl
in my bed this afternoon...
but i'm at office :(
Haiku # 6935, March 16, 2001 2:21 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
beautiful girl
oh so uninterested
she's unfalicious
Haiku # 6934, March 16, 2001 2:04 am ET
by stack riot
I must go to sleep.
Tomorrow I will be back.
The same Bat HomePage.
Haiku # 6933, March 16, 2001 12:16 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Bedtime
No jeans at work now.
Business casual dress code.
I show up in skirt.
Haiku # 6932, March 16, 2001 12:14 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Stealth Mode
Smell my glove Freida
By the way - my glove is big
And so is my hand
Haiku # 6931, March 16, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Why do I come back?
I must read all the haikus.
Keeps me up at night.
Haiku # 6930, March 16, 2001 12:11 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Deep in Enemy Territory
The moon's on my house
Bare limbs anticipate Spring
Damn, My house is strong
Haiku # 6929, March 15, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Paver's big belly
won't fit in the Grand Canyon
and it is hairless.

Haiku # 6928, March 15, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
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