Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Lost Files, Death and Taxes
These happen inevitably
Guess which just happened?
Haiku # 6938, March 16, 2001 2:38 am ET
by Robert Poon
unfalaciously
yours,and cuddlelingually
whores - better of you.
Haiku # 6937, March 16, 2001 2:23 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
kiss her on the lips
over the telephone line...
oh, so far away!
Haiku # 6936, March 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
a beautiful girl
in my bed this afternoon...
but i'm at office :(
Haiku # 6935, March 16, 2001 2:21 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
beautiful girl
oh so uninterested
she's unfalicious
Haiku # 6934, March 16, 2001 2:04 am ET
by stack riot
I must go to sleep.
Tomorrow I will be back.
The same Bat HomePage.
Haiku # 6933, March 16, 2001 12:16 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Bedtime
No jeans at work now.
Business casual dress code.
I show up in skirt.
Haiku # 6932, March 16, 2001 12:14 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Stealth Mode
Smell my glove Freida
By the way - my glove is big
And so is my hand
Haiku # 6931, March 16, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Why do I come back?
I must read all the haikus.
Keeps me up at night.
Haiku # 6930, March 16, 2001 12:11 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Deep in Enemy Territory
The moon's on my house
Bare limbs anticipate Spring
Damn, My house is strong
Haiku # 6929, March 15, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Paver's big belly
won't fit in the Grand Canyon
and it is hairless.

Haiku # 6928, March 15, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The opening scene
A cow pooping on a grave
Anson Wiliams stars
Haiku # 6927, March 15, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Take these highlighters,
go color in the universe
and we'll all go blind
Haiku # 6926, March 15, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by The fourth Way of seattle
my ankles shattered,
my body flies when I'm hit
-shoes stuck to hot tar
Haiku # 6925, March 15, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
rightous?
Haiku # 6924, March 15, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Bung Daddy's butt crack
the Grand canyon of the west
only hairier
Haiku # 6923, March 15, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Paver
Porn star with a gun
walked right into my bathroom
and blew me away
Haiku # 6922, March 15, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Saw rightous b-ball
in a great western town
Wisconsin went down
Haiku # 6921, March 15, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Crystalize my words.
Cement my thoughts and feelings.
Solidify me.
Haiku # 6920, March 15, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Brown trout going down
Haiku # 6919, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brown trout doing down
Heading to turd factory for
a little recycling
Haiku # 6918, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
i i i i i
i i i cough cough cough cough
it's yoko choko
Haiku # 6917, March 15, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Crap your pants Paver
It will increase your I.Q.
and mask your cologne
Haiku # 6916, March 15, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys
Haiku # 6915, March 15, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed
Haiku # 6914, March 15, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene
Haiku # 6913, March 15, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki
Haiku # 6912, March 15, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by kitanai
dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these
Haiku # 6911, March 15, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee
Haiku # 6910, March 15, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
Haiku # 6909, March 15, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
Haiku # 6908, March 15, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
Haiku # 6907, March 15, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
Haiku # 6906, March 15, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
Haiku # 6905, March 15, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Paver
screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes
Haiku # 6904, March 15, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by Paver
creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose
Haiku # 6903, March 15, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Paver
early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants
Haiku # 6902, March 15, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Paver
endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
Haiku # 6901, March 15, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
Haiku # 6900, March 15, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Paver
hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head
Haiku # 6899, March 15, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise

Haiku # 6898, March 15, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lawrence Millman of Cambridge MA
right now, right where right?
In the middle of Lorien
Elves rake blueberries
Haiku # 6897, March 15, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Moxie of Lowell somehow
Reading the Bible
end to end to end and no end
And never started
who wants to?
Haiku # 6896, March 15, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Moxie of Chadahal
smooth ice tumbled stones
drop from the raw river edge
as winter melts to spring
Haiku # 6895, March 15, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Front 242 and
Is that all that the beast knows?
self absorbtion like a diaper?
Haiku # 6894, March 15, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Moxie of options deceased?
Sheltered still in time
frozen in crystal harsh time
would it all melt now
Haiku # 6893, March 15, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Moxie of what are you?
yummy old sweatshirt
tired to an old peon job
taste of old junk mail
Haiku # 6892, March 15, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Moxie of in the debasement
Listen to the people
They write poems delightful!
but flattery sucks!
Even if true?
Haiku # 6891, March 15, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Moxie of Jesus fthtagn!!!
Siddharta stand up!
Taliban kills dead stone men
only to die next
Haiku # 6890, March 15, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie of gone
share void my harsh web
chow eat thing you you angst goth
cribbage bowl donkey
Haiku # 6889, March 15, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Moxie of under umbrella
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