endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
by Paver
hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head
by Anonymous Poet
Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise
by Lawrence Millman of Cambridge MA
right now, right where right?
In the middle of Lorien
Elves rake blueberries
by Moxie of Lowell somehow
Reading the Bible
end to end to end and no end
And never started
who wants to?
by Moxie of Chadahal
smooth ice tumbled stones
drop from the raw river edge
as winter melts to spring
by mount madonna mama
Front 242 and
Is that all that the beast knows?
self absorbtion like a diaper?
by Moxie of options deceased?
Sheltered still in time
frozen in crystal harsh time
would it all melt now
by Moxie of what are you?
yummy old sweatshirt
tired to an old peon job
taste of old junk mail
by Moxie of in the debasement
Listen to the people
They write poems delightful!
but flattery sucks!
Even if true?
by Moxie of Jesus fthtagn!!!
Siddharta stand up!
Taliban kills dead stone men
only to die next
by Moxie of gone
share void my harsh web
chow eat thing you you angst goth
cribbage bowl donkey
by Moxie of under umbrella
Where i should not be!
Wandering from place to place!
idiot non poet!
by Moxie of persperation
what? isn't this the
linux forum?? what is a
haiku? hmm sorry
by wanda
just installed Linux
RedHat 6.01 now we
need a simple way
to disable
PnP any help would be
appreciated.......
by wanda
I fear I have left
A kitten in the oven.
That explains the smell.
by Will of The Inner Recesses of Somewhere Drippy
Azrael Invades
Curse you wretched little Smurfs
Become my Dinner.
by Natedog
words crowd each other
and jostle for position
writer's block ain't fun
by Meow of Dallas
We are still waiting
PBS won't work without
You so call now please
by yeah of G.V.
Members make it work
Charge your pledge and save us cash
Now back to the show
by Me again of global village
Sixty dollar pledge
Gets you this handy tote bag
Call toll-free number
by PBS Guy of global village
In less than a day
I move back to Toronto
I will miss my friends
by Janis of Santa Monica
you the man?
you got the big plan?
fuck you, pawn.
by redbeard
diving from
outer space in a
Pressure suit
by redbeard
I will stop thinking
that long hair and leather equals
"stable and employed."
by ferret70 of almost haiku from a friend's web journal
There are no more spoons,
I stir my tea with a fork,
Leaves float in the dark
by loki of My bedroom
I should not have licked,
that fissile plutonium,
my toothbrush runs red.
by loki of AOL sweatshop
I should not have licked,
those used uranium rods,
now I have no teeth.
by loki of Under the cleanroom
Quietly I wait
Max Tundra will play a gig
Soon in the Shelter
by barry of Under the cleanroom
I have nearly built
An electroabsorption
Experimental
by barry of under the cleanroom
Meow smells like shit
I wish for his death daily
You fucking scum bag
by Anonymous Poet
there's always someone
bound and determined to piss
in your Cheerios
by Meow of Dallas
stalking, stalking, boss
he wants to talk to someone
I hide under desk
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please
by Anonymous Poet
i did have 5-7-5 syllables in all of my haiku, what did I screw up?
don't smoke that red meat
it is very hard to light
and cow will be pissed
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Swooping down from high
Flapping, flurry of feathers
Snatch sidewalk hotdog
by Betty LeBomb
Stroker, His name is
Born of fire, anger, and red stuff
Fear his pointy shoes
by The Chuckinator of Chicago!
Rocket launches bright
From off the hood of my car
Fucking SUV
by Betty LeBomb
Crescent moon is full
Kidnap your sexy poodle
Do my bidding dog
by Betty LeBomb
thegrue will not drink
but will work st. paddy's, while
mama found sitter
karma finds a way
of screwing everything up
when one finds fortune
mama will drink beer
and say toast to thegrue from
saskatoon saloon
by cenobyte of saskatoon
She peeped a deep peep
feathers spread tickling my nose
I hate sex with birds
by Betty LeBomb
Fasting makes me sad
water is no substitute
when meat is out there.
by windy city of san fransisco, ca
Frank in the Ops Room
Psycho Rampage will come soon
We All Run Away
by Frank Lover of Frank's House
nutty but not blonde
oh, now it melts and crunches
m&m is good
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
strange how so many
can't comprehend the concept
of a syllable
by Meow of Dallas
Listen Aztec boy!
five, seven, five syllables
For making Haiku!
by Anonymous Poet
quetzalcoatl is
my favorite aztec god
me rip your heart out
continued i throw
your body to the base of
the pyramid, splat
oy! damn cortez
he shot us and gave us all
the clap, the fucker
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Just wasting some time,
While at work. But that's OK -
I earn more than you.
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
the trailer park folk
have lawn knomes that I must take
we will go tonight.
by tardpants of cali
