Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
Haiku # 6909, March 15, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
Haiku # 6908, March 15, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
Haiku # 6907, March 15, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
Haiku # 6906, March 15, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
Haiku # 6905, March 15, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Paver
screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes
Haiku # 6904, March 15, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by Paver
creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose
Haiku # 6903, March 15, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Paver
early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants
Haiku # 6902, March 15, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Paver
endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
Haiku # 6901, March 15, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
Haiku # 6900, March 15, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Paver
hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head
Haiku # 6899, March 15, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise

Haiku # 6898, March 15, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lawrence Millman of Cambridge MA
right now, right where right?
In the middle of Lorien
Elves rake blueberries
Haiku # 6897, March 15, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Moxie of Lowell somehow
Reading the Bible
end to end to end and no end
And never started
who wants to?
Haiku # 6896, March 15, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Moxie of Chadahal
smooth ice tumbled stones
drop from the raw river edge
as winter melts to spring
Haiku # 6895, March 15, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Front 242 and
Is that all that the beast knows?
self absorbtion like a diaper?
Haiku # 6894, March 15, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Moxie of options deceased?
Sheltered still in time
frozen in crystal harsh time
would it all melt now
Haiku # 6893, March 15, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Moxie of what are you?
yummy old sweatshirt
tired to an old peon job
taste of old junk mail
Haiku # 6892, March 15, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Moxie of in the debasement
Listen to the people
They write poems delightful!
but flattery sucks!
Even if true?
Haiku # 6891, March 15, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Moxie of Jesus fthtagn!!!
Siddharta stand up!
Taliban kills dead stone men
only to die next
Haiku # 6890, March 15, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie of gone
share void my harsh web
chow eat thing you you angst goth
cribbage bowl donkey
Haiku # 6889, March 15, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Moxie of under umbrella
Where i should not be!
Wandering from place to place!
idiot non poet!
Haiku # 6888, March 15, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Moxie of persperation
what? isn't this the
linux forum?? what is a
haiku? hmm sorry
Haiku # 6887, March 15, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by wanda
just installed Linux
RedHat 6.01 now we
need a simple way

to disable
PnP any help would be
appreciated.......
Haiku # 6886, March 15, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by wanda
I fear I have left
A kitten in the oven.
That explains the smell.
Haiku # 6885, March 15, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Will of The Inner Recesses of Somewhere Drippy
Azrael Invades
Curse you wretched little Smurfs
Become my Dinner.
Haiku # 6884, March 15, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Natedog
words crowd each other
and jostle for position
writer's block ain't fun
Haiku # 6883, March 15, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
We are still waiting
PBS won't work without
You so call now please
Haiku # 6882, March 15, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by yeah of G.V.
Members make it work
Charge your pledge and save us cash
Now back to the show
Haiku # 6881, March 15, 2001 6:21 pm ET
by Me again of global village
Sixty dollar pledge
Gets you this handy tote bag
Call toll-free number
Haiku # 6880, March 15, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by PBS Guy of global village
In less than a day
I move back to Toronto
I will miss my friends
Haiku # 6879, March 15, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
you the man?
you got the big plan?
fuck you, pawn.
Haiku # 6878, March 15, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by redbeard
diving from
outer space in a
Pressure suit
Haiku # 6877, March 15, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by redbeard
I will stop thinking
that long hair and leather equals
"stable and employed."
Haiku # 6876, March 15, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of almost haiku from a friend's web journal
There are no more spoons,
I stir my tea with a fork,
Leaves float in the dark
Haiku # 6875, March 15, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by loki of My bedroom
I should not have licked,
that fissile plutonium,
my toothbrush runs red.
Haiku # 6874, March 15, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by loki of AOL sweatshop
I should not have licked,
those used uranium rods,
now I have no teeth.
Haiku # 6873, March 15, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by loki of Under the cleanroom
Quietly I wait
Max Tundra will play a gig
Soon in the Shelter
Haiku # 6872, March 15, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by barry of Under the cleanroom
I have nearly built
An electroabsorption
Experimental
Haiku # 6871, March 15, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by barry of under the cleanroom
Meow smells like shit
I wish for his death daily
You fucking scum bag
Haiku # 6870, March 15, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
there's always someone
bound and determined to piss
in your Cheerios
Haiku # 6869, March 15, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
stalking, stalking, boss
he wants to talk to someone
I hide under desk
Haiku # 6868, March 15, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please
Haiku # 6867, March 15, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i did have 5-7-5 syllables in all of my haiku, what did I screw up?

don't smoke that red meat
it is very hard to light
and cow will be pissed
Haiku # 6866, March 15, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Swooping down from high
Flapping, flurry of feathers
Snatch sidewalk hotdog
Haiku # 6865, March 15, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stroker, His name is
Born of fire, anger, and red stuff
Fear his pointy shoes
Haiku # 6864, March 15, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by The Chuckinator of Chicago!
Rocket launches bright
From off the hood of my car
Fucking SUV
Haiku # 6863, March 15, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Crescent moon is full
Kidnap your sexy poodle
Do my bidding dog
Haiku # 6862, March 15, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
thegrue will not drink
but will work st. paddy's, while
mama found sitter

karma finds a way
of screwing everything up
when one finds fortune

mama will drink beer
and say toast to thegrue from
saskatoon saloon

Haiku # 6861, March 15, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
She peeped a deep peep
feathers spread tickling my nose
I hate sex with birds
Haiku # 6860, March 15, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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