Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

The moon's on my house
Bare limbs anticipate Spring
Damn, My house is strong
Haiku # 6929, March 15, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Paver's big belly
won't fit in the Grand Canyon
and it is hairless.

Haiku # 6928, March 15, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The opening scene
A cow pooping on a grave
Anson Wiliams stars
Haiku # 6927, March 15, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Take these highlighters,
go color in the universe
and we'll all go blind
Haiku # 6926, March 15, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by The fourth Way of seattle
my ankles shattered,
my body flies when I'm hit
-shoes stuck to hot tar
Haiku # 6925, March 15, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
rightous?
Haiku # 6924, March 15, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Bung Daddy's butt crack
the Grand canyon of the west
only hairier
Haiku # 6923, March 15, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Paver
Porn star with a gun
walked right into my bathroom
and blew me away
Haiku # 6922, March 15, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Saw rightous b-ball
in a great western town
Wisconsin went down
Haiku # 6921, March 15, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Crystalize my words.
Cement my thoughts and feelings.
Solidify me.
Haiku # 6920, March 15, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Brown trout going down
Haiku # 6919, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brown trout doing down
Heading to turd factory for
a little recycling
Haiku # 6918, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
i i i i i
i i i cough cough cough cough
it's yoko choko
Haiku # 6917, March 15, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Crap your pants Paver
It will increase your I.Q.
and mask your cologne
Haiku # 6916, March 15, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys
Haiku # 6915, March 15, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed
Haiku # 6914, March 15, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene
Haiku # 6913, March 15, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki
Haiku # 6912, March 15, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by kitanai
dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these
Haiku # 6911, March 15, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee
Haiku # 6910, March 15, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
Haiku # 6909, March 15, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
Haiku # 6908, March 15, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
Haiku # 6907, March 15, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
Haiku # 6906, March 15, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
Haiku # 6905, March 15, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Paver
screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes
Haiku # 6904, March 15, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by Paver
creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose
Haiku # 6903, March 15, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Paver
early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants
Haiku # 6902, March 15, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Paver
endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
Haiku # 6901, March 15, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
Haiku # 6900, March 15, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Paver
hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head
Haiku # 6899, March 15, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise

Haiku # 6898, March 15, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lawrence Millman of Cambridge MA
right now, right where right?
In the middle of Lorien
Elves rake blueberries
Haiku # 6897, March 15, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Moxie of Lowell somehow
Reading the Bible
end to end to end and no end
And never started
who wants to?
Haiku # 6896, March 15, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Moxie of Chadahal
smooth ice tumbled stones
drop from the raw river edge
as winter melts to spring
Haiku # 6895, March 15, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Front 242 and
Is that all that the beast knows?
self absorbtion like a diaper?
Haiku # 6894, March 15, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Moxie of options deceased?
Sheltered still in time
frozen in crystal harsh time
would it all melt now
Haiku # 6893, March 15, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Moxie of what are you?
yummy old sweatshirt
tired to an old peon job
taste of old junk mail
Haiku # 6892, March 15, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Moxie of in the debasement
Listen to the people
They write poems delightful!
but flattery sucks!
Even if true?
Haiku # 6891, March 15, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Moxie of Jesus fthtagn!!!
Siddharta stand up!
Taliban kills dead stone men
only to die next
Haiku # 6890, March 15, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie of gone
share void my harsh web
chow eat thing you you angst goth
cribbage bowl donkey
Haiku # 6889, March 15, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Moxie of under umbrella
Where i should not be!
Wandering from place to place!
idiot non poet!
Haiku # 6888, March 15, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Moxie of persperation
what? isn't this the
linux forum?? what is a
haiku? hmm sorry
Haiku # 6887, March 15, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by wanda
just installed Linux
RedHat 6.01 now we
need a simple way

to disable
PnP any help would be
appreciated.......
Haiku # 6886, March 15, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by wanda
I fear I have left
A kitten in the oven.
That explains the smell.
Haiku # 6885, March 15, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Will of The Inner Recesses of Somewhere Drippy
Azrael Invades
Curse you wretched little Smurfs
Become my Dinner.
Haiku # 6884, March 15, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Natedog
words crowd each other
and jostle for position
writer's block ain't fun
Haiku # 6883, March 15, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
We are still waiting
PBS won't work without
You so call now please
Haiku # 6882, March 15, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by yeah of G.V.
Members make it work
Charge your pledge and save us cash
Now back to the show
Haiku # 6881, March 15, 2001 6:21 pm ET
by Me again of global village
Sixty dollar pledge
Gets you this handy tote bag
Call toll-free number
Haiku # 6880, March 15, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by PBS Guy of global village
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