on tv, people drink
on tv people drink green beer
I masturbate, lots
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
donuts will be ate
after grue comes to office
HEY, Wanna donut?
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Donuts are here on
My desk, but no one eats them
HEY, wanna donut?
by Hola of right frickin here
I like to drink beer
tonight will go to the squire
robot dog has fleas
by Codebanger of Bermuda
Corporate peon.
Who out there would like to hire
E-pro prepress gal?
by Sonya of Seattle
old video games!
The Dungeons of Daggorath!!!
...meet the labyrinth...
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Friday's finally here!
But guess what I get to do?
Come in on Sunday!
by Sonya of Seattle
classic comp geek lore.
text adventure, excitement--
from a game called Zork.
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
what's, praytell, a grue?
sounds like an asian person
trying to say "glue"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes. it is pitch dark.
you'll be eaten by a grue.
lurk. lurk. lurk. lurk. chomp.
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
if this "poem" is seen
without variable width
won't you be surprised
by e p of #$%@^&
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
by Hola of right frickin here
my Haiku is bad
where should be five syllables
only is four
by Anonymous Poet
Mahir is my name
Someone set me up the bomb
I like sex a lot
by Betty LeBomb
Southpark Really Rules
Cartman has a big fat ass
Kenny just mumbles
by Hola of right frickin here
I have small willy
i play with it constantly
it is like my parrots tongue
by Alex Burrows of Bermuda
Matt Archer, come on
down, you're the next contestant
on the Price is Right.
by e p of Behind you.
I code all day long
but want to write bad haiku
point web browser east
by Codebanger of Hamilton Bermuda
Hell has no furry,
supple, purring, android fish
as far as I know
by e p of Maine
lazy coworkers
lazier even than me
they shall be destroyed
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Stuck in a meeting
Won't someone jusk kill me now
At least they served lunch
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
Frantic day becomes
Restful and silent night - save
A whistling booger
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
This place is like a
Technology museum
Sixty megahertz
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
If I had speakers
I'd listen to some music
Or maybe the news
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There are posters here
That talk about past products
That never got made
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I've looked everywhere
Behind the lotion bottle
Under the porno
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Some fingernail grease
Won't come out, no matter how
much masturbation
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I should do something
More useful or productive
I work by the hour
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There's too much poop here.
Germans like that sort of thing
Beer tastes like pee pee.
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Unix Screensaver
Geometric crap on screen
Look, a cockroach butt
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I smoke cigarettes
Scotch Buy, cheapest at the store
Rot my lungs out now
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
They call him Porky
Porky, king of the ocean
Faster than lightning
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
A green flower sits
Communication open
In my system tray
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I sleep during days
Graveyard weekend powershift
Hating the night fall
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
unf-alacious, like:
deliciously unf-able
so now you get it
by stack riot
look at me
look at you
what are we writing?
oh it's just haiku
by Robert Poon
Error 404 lost or missing page
We'd tell you where it is
but then, I have to delete you
by Robert Poon
Lost Files, Death and Taxes
These happen inevitably
Guess which just happened?
by Robert Poon
unfalaciously
yours,and cuddlelingually
whores - better of you.
by MzConGenitalia
kiss her on the lips
over the telephone line...
oh, so far away!
by fingerfood of singapore
a beautiful girl
in my bed this afternoon...
but i'm at office :(
by fingerfood of singapore
beautiful girl
oh so uninterested
she's unfalicious
by stack riot
I must go to sleep.
Tomorrow I will be back.
The same Bat HomePage.
by A UUNET Employee of Bedtime
No jeans at work now.
Business casual dress code.
I show up in skirt.
by A UUNET Employee of Stealth Mode
Smell my glove Freida
By the way - my glove is big
And so is my hand
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Why do I come back?
I must read all the haikus.
Keeps me up at night.
by A UUNET Employee of Deep in Enemy Territory
