Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

There's too much poop here.
Germans like that sort of thing
Beer tastes like pee pee.
Haiku # 6947, March 16, 2001 4:12 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Unix Screensaver
Geometric crap on screen
Look, a cockroach butt
Haiku # 6946, March 16, 2001 4:11 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I smoke cigarettes
Scotch Buy, cheapest at the store
Rot my lungs out now
Haiku # 6945, March 16, 2001 4:10 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
They call him Porky
Porky, king of the ocean
Faster than lightning
Haiku # 6944, March 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
A green flower sits
Communication open
In my system tray
Haiku # 6943, March 16, 2001 4:08 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I sleep during days
Graveyard weekend powershift
Hating the night fall
Haiku # 6942, March 16, 2001 4:07 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
unf-alacious, like:
deliciously unf-able
so now you get it
Haiku # 6941, March 16, 2001 2:55 am ET
by stack riot
look at me
look at you
what are we writing?
oh it's just haiku
Haiku # 6940, March 16, 2001 2:41 am ET
by Robert Poon
Error 404 lost or missing page
We'd tell you where it is
but then, I have to delete you
Haiku # 6939, March 16, 2001 2:39 am ET
by Robert Poon
Lost Files, Death and Taxes
These happen inevitably
Guess which just happened?
Haiku # 6938, March 16, 2001 2:38 am ET
by Robert Poon
unfalaciously
yours,and cuddlelingually
whores - better of you.
Haiku # 6937, March 16, 2001 2:23 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
kiss her on the lips
over the telephone line...
oh, so far away!
Haiku # 6936, March 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
a beautiful girl
in my bed this afternoon...
but i'm at office :(
Haiku # 6935, March 16, 2001 2:21 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
beautiful girl
oh so uninterested
she's unfalicious
Haiku # 6934, March 16, 2001 2:04 am ET
by stack riot
I must go to sleep.
Tomorrow I will be back.
The same Bat HomePage.
Haiku # 6933, March 16, 2001 12:16 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Bedtime
No jeans at work now.
Business casual dress code.
I show up in skirt.
Haiku # 6932, March 16, 2001 12:14 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Stealth Mode
Smell my glove Freida
By the way - my glove is big
And so is my hand
Haiku # 6931, March 16, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Why do I come back?
I must read all the haikus.
Keeps me up at night.
Haiku # 6930, March 16, 2001 12:11 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Deep in Enemy Territory
The moon's on my house
Bare limbs anticipate Spring
Damn, My house is strong
Haiku # 6929, March 15, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Paver's big belly
won't fit in the Grand Canyon
and it is hairless.

Haiku # 6928, March 15, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The opening scene
A cow pooping on a grave
Anson Wiliams stars
Haiku # 6927, March 15, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Take these highlighters,
go color in the universe
and we'll all go blind
Haiku # 6926, March 15, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by The fourth Way of seattle
my ankles shattered,
my body flies when I'm hit
-shoes stuck to hot tar
Haiku # 6925, March 15, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
rightous?
Haiku # 6924, March 15, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Bung Daddy's butt crack
the Grand canyon of the west
only hairier
Haiku # 6923, March 15, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Paver
Porn star with a gun
walked right into my bathroom
and blew me away
Haiku # 6922, March 15, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Saw rightous b-ball
in a great western town
Wisconsin went down
Haiku # 6921, March 15, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Crystalize my words.
Cement my thoughts and feelings.
Solidify me.
Haiku # 6920, March 15, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Brown trout going down
Haiku # 6919, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brown trout doing down
Heading to turd factory for
a little recycling
Haiku # 6918, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
i i i i i
i i i cough cough cough cough
it's yoko choko
Haiku # 6917, March 15, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Crap your pants Paver
It will increase your I.Q.
and mask your cologne
Haiku # 6916, March 15, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys
Haiku # 6915, March 15, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed
Haiku # 6914, March 15, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene
Haiku # 6913, March 15, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki
Haiku # 6912, March 15, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by kitanai
dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these
Haiku # 6911, March 15, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee
Haiku # 6910, March 15, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
Haiku # 6909, March 15, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
Haiku # 6908, March 15, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
Haiku # 6907, March 15, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
Haiku # 6906, March 15, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
Haiku # 6905, March 15, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Paver
screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes
Haiku # 6904, March 15, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by Paver
creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose
Haiku # 6903, March 15, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Paver
early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants
Haiku # 6902, March 15, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Paver
endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
Haiku # 6901, March 15, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
Haiku # 6900, March 15, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Paver
hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head
Haiku # 6899, March 15, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise

Haiku # 6898, March 15, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lawrence Millman of Cambridge MA
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