i i i i i
i i i cough cough cough cough
it's yoko choko
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Crap your pants Paver
It will increase your I.Q.
and mask your cologne
by Bung Daddy
Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys
by Bung Daddy
are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed
by The Fourth Way of seattle
After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki
by kitanai
dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these
by Anonymous Poet
like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee
by kitanai of oregon
dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
by Paver
screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes
by Paver
creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose
by Paver
early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants
by Paver
endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
by Paver
hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head
by Anonymous Poet
Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise
by Lawrence Millman of Cambridge MA
right now, right where right?
In the middle of Lorien
Elves rake blueberries
by Moxie of Lowell somehow
Reading the Bible
end to end to end and no end
And never started
who wants to?
by Moxie of Chadahal
smooth ice tumbled stones
drop from the raw river edge
as winter melts to spring
by mount madonna mama
Front 242 and
Is that all that the beast knows?
self absorbtion like a diaper?
by Moxie of options deceased?
Sheltered still in time
frozen in crystal harsh time
would it all melt now
by Moxie of what are you?
yummy old sweatshirt
tired to an old peon job
taste of old junk mail
by Moxie of in the debasement
Listen to the people
They write poems delightful!
but flattery sucks!
Even if true?
by Moxie of Jesus fthtagn!!!
Siddharta stand up!
Taliban kills dead stone men
only to die next
by Moxie of gone
share void my harsh web
chow eat thing you you angst goth
cribbage bowl donkey
by Moxie of under umbrella
Where i should not be!
Wandering from place to place!
idiot non poet!
by Moxie of persperation
what? isn't this the
linux forum?? what is a
haiku? hmm sorry
by wanda
just installed Linux
RedHat 6.01 now we
need a simple way
to disable
PnP any help would be
appreciated.......
by wanda
I fear I have left
A kitten in the oven.
That explains the smell.
by Will of The Inner Recesses of Somewhere Drippy
Azrael Invades
Curse you wretched little Smurfs
Become my Dinner.
by Natedog
words crowd each other
and jostle for position
writer's block ain't fun
by Meow of Dallas
We are still waiting
PBS won't work without
You so call now please
by yeah of G.V.
Members make it work
Charge your pledge and save us cash
Now back to the show
by Me again of global village
Sixty dollar pledge
Gets you this handy tote bag
Call toll-free number
by PBS Guy of global village
In less than a day
I move back to Toronto
I will miss my friends
by Janis of Santa Monica
you the man?
you got the big plan?
fuck you, pawn.
by redbeard
diving from
outer space in a
Pressure suit
by redbeard
I will stop thinking
that long hair and leather equals
"stable and employed."
by ferret70 of almost haiku from a friend's web journal
There are no more spoons,
I stir my tea with a fork,
Leaves float in the dark
by loki of My bedroom
I should not have licked,
that fissile plutonium,
my toothbrush runs red.
by loki of AOL sweatshop
I should not have licked,
those used uranium rods,
now I have no teeth.
by loki of Under the cleanroom
Quietly I wait
Max Tundra will play a gig
Soon in the Shelter
by barry of Under the cleanroom
I have nearly built
An electroabsorption
Experimental
by barry of under the cleanroom
Meow smells like shit
I wish for his death daily
You fucking scum bag
by Anonymous Poet
there's always someone
bound and determined to piss
in your Cheerios
by Meow of Dallas
stalking, stalking, boss
he wants to talk to someone
I hide under desk
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
