Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys

are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed

After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene

crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki

dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these

like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee

dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse

so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch

getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter

Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together

Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme

screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes

creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose

early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants

endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean

slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap

hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head

Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise

right now, right where right?
In the middle of Lorien
Elves rake blueberries

Reading the Bible
end to end to end and no end
And never started
who wants to?

smooth ice tumbled stones
drop from the raw river edge
as winter melts to spring

Front 242 and
Is that all that the beast knows?
self absorbtion like a diaper?

Sheltered still in time
frozen in crystal harsh time
would it all melt now

yummy old sweatshirt
tired to an old peon job
taste of old junk mail

Listen to the people
They write poems delightful!
but flattery sucks!
Even if true?

Siddharta stand up!
Taliban kills dead stone men
only to die next

share void my harsh web
chow eat thing you you angst goth
cribbage bowl donkey

Where i should not be!
Wandering from place to place!
idiot non poet!

what? isn't this the
linux forum?? what is a
haiku? hmm sorry

just installed Linux
RedHat 6.01 now we
need a simple way

to disable
PnP any help would be
appreciated.......

I fear I have left
A kitten in the oven.
That explains the smell.

Azrael Invades
Curse you wretched little Smurfs
Become my Dinner.

words crowd each other
and jostle for position
writer's block ain't fun

We are still waiting
PBS won't work without
You so call now please

Members make it work
Charge your pledge and save us cash
Now back to the show

Sixty dollar pledge
Gets you this handy tote bag
Call toll-free number

In less than a day
I move back to Toronto
I will miss my friends

you the man?
you got the big plan?
fuck you, pawn.

diving from
outer space in a
Pressure suit

I will stop thinking
that long hair and leather equals
"stable and employed."

There are no more spoons,
I stir my tea with a fork,
Leaves float in the dark

I should not have licked,
that fissile plutonium,
my toothbrush runs red.

I should not have licked,
those used uranium rods,
now I have no teeth.

Quietly I wait
Max Tundra will play a gig
Soon in the Shelter

I have nearly built
An electroabsorption
Experimental

Meow smells like shit
I wish for his death daily
You fucking scum bag

there's always someone
bound and determined to piss
in your Cheerios

stalking, stalking, boss
he wants to talk to someone
I hide under desk

Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please

i did have 5-7-5 syllables in all of my haiku, what did I screw up?

don't smoke that red meat
it is very hard to light
and cow will be pissed