Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Saw rightous b-ball
in a great western town
Wisconsin went down
Haiku # 6921, March 15, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Crystalize my words.
Cement my thoughts and feelings.
Solidify me.
Haiku # 6920, March 15, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Brown trout going down
Haiku # 6919, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brown trout doing down
Heading to turd factory for
a little recycling
Haiku # 6918, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
i i i i i
i i i cough cough cough cough
it's yoko choko
Haiku # 6917, March 15, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Crap your pants Paver
It will increase your I.Q.
and mask your cologne
Haiku # 6916, March 15, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys
Haiku # 6915, March 15, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed
Haiku # 6914, March 15, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene
Haiku # 6913, March 15, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki
Haiku # 6912, March 15, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by kitanai
dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these
Haiku # 6911, March 15, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee
Haiku # 6910, March 15, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
Haiku # 6909, March 15, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
Haiku # 6908, March 15, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
Haiku # 6907, March 15, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
Haiku # 6906, March 15, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
Haiku # 6905, March 15, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Paver
screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes
Haiku # 6904, March 15, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by Paver
creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose
Haiku # 6903, March 15, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Paver
early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants
Haiku # 6902, March 15, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Paver
endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
Haiku # 6901, March 15, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
Haiku # 6900, March 15, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Paver
hello
lion is the darkness of the
groin forever holding
grimace's head
Haiku # 6899, March 15, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Across the bathroom floor
The centipede slithers --
Chopin polonaise

Haiku # 6898, March 15, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Lawrence Millman of Cambridge MA
right now, right where right?
In the middle of Lorien
Elves rake blueberries
Haiku # 6897, March 15, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Moxie of Lowell somehow
Reading the Bible
end to end to end and no end
And never started
who wants to?
Haiku # 6896, March 15, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Moxie of Chadahal
smooth ice tumbled stones
drop from the raw river edge
as winter melts to spring
Haiku # 6895, March 15, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Front 242 and
Is that all that the beast knows?
self absorbtion like a diaper?
Haiku # 6894, March 15, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Moxie of options deceased?
Sheltered still in time
frozen in crystal harsh time
would it all melt now
Haiku # 6893, March 15, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Moxie of what are you?
yummy old sweatshirt
tired to an old peon job
taste of old junk mail
Haiku # 6892, March 15, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Moxie of in the debasement
Listen to the people
They write poems delightful!
but flattery sucks!
Even if true?
Haiku # 6891, March 15, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Moxie of Jesus fthtagn!!!
Siddharta stand up!
Taliban kills dead stone men
only to die next
Haiku # 6890, March 15, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by Moxie of gone
share void my harsh web
chow eat thing you you angst goth
cribbage bowl donkey
Haiku # 6889, March 15, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Moxie of under umbrella
Where i should not be!
Wandering from place to place!
idiot non poet!
Haiku # 6888, March 15, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Moxie of persperation
what? isn't this the
linux forum?? what is a
haiku? hmm sorry
Haiku # 6887, March 15, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by wanda
just installed Linux
RedHat 6.01 now we
need a simple way

to disable
PnP any help would be
appreciated.......
Haiku # 6886, March 15, 2001 7:36 pm ET
by wanda
I fear I have left
A kitten in the oven.
That explains the smell.
Haiku # 6885, March 15, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Will of The Inner Recesses of Somewhere Drippy
Azrael Invades
Curse you wretched little Smurfs
Become my Dinner.
Haiku # 6884, March 15, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by Natedog
words crowd each other
and jostle for position
writer's block ain't fun
Haiku # 6883, March 15, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
We are still waiting
PBS won't work without
You so call now please
Haiku # 6882, March 15, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by yeah of G.V.
Members make it work
Charge your pledge and save us cash
Now back to the show
Haiku # 6881, March 15, 2001 6:21 pm ET
by Me again of global village
Sixty dollar pledge
Gets you this handy tote bag
Call toll-free number
Haiku # 6880, March 15, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by PBS Guy of global village
In less than a day
I move back to Toronto
I will miss my friends
Haiku # 6879, March 15, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
you the man?
you got the big plan?
fuck you, pawn.
Haiku # 6878, March 15, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by redbeard
diving from
outer space in a
Pressure suit
Haiku # 6877, March 15, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by redbeard
I will stop thinking
that long hair and leather equals
"stable and employed."
Haiku # 6876, March 15, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of almost haiku from a friend's web journal
There are no more spoons,
I stir my tea with a fork,
Leaves float in the dark
Haiku # 6875, March 15, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by loki of My bedroom
I should not have licked,
that fissile plutonium,
my toothbrush runs red.
Haiku # 6874, March 15, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by loki of AOL sweatshop
I should not have licked,
those used uranium rods,
now I have no teeth.
Haiku # 6873, March 15, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by loki of Under the cleanroom
Quietly I wait
Max Tundra will play a gig
Soon in the Shelter
Haiku # 6872, March 15, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by barry of Under the cleanroom
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