Some fingernail grease
Won't come out, no matter how
much masturbation
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I should do something
More useful or productive
I work by the hour
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There's too much poop here.
Germans like that sort of thing
Beer tastes like pee pee.
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Unix Screensaver
Geometric crap on screen
Look, a cockroach butt
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I smoke cigarettes
Scotch Buy, cheapest at the store
Rot my lungs out now
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
They call him Porky
Porky, king of the ocean
Faster than lightning
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
A green flower sits
Communication open
In my system tray
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I sleep during days
Graveyard weekend powershift
Hating the night fall
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
unf-alacious, like:
deliciously unf-able
so now you get it
by stack riot
look at me
look at you
what are we writing?
oh it's just haiku
by Robert Poon
Error 404 lost or missing page
We'd tell you where it is
but then, I have to delete you
by Robert Poon
Lost Files, Death and Taxes
These happen inevitably
Guess which just happened?
by Robert Poon
unfalaciously
yours,and cuddlelingually
whores - better of you.
by MzConGenitalia
kiss her on the lips
over the telephone line...
oh, so far away!
by fingerfood of singapore
a beautiful girl
in my bed this afternoon...
but i'm at office :(
by fingerfood of singapore
beautiful girl
oh so uninterested
she's unfalicious
by stack riot
I must go to sleep.
Tomorrow I will be back.
The same Bat HomePage.
by A UUNET Employee of Bedtime
No jeans at work now.
Business casual dress code.
I show up in skirt.
by A UUNET Employee of Stealth Mode
Smell my glove Freida
By the way - my glove is big
And so is my hand
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Why do I come back?
I must read all the haikus.
Keeps me up at night.
by A UUNET Employee of Deep in Enemy Territory
The moon's on my house
Bare limbs anticipate Spring
Damn, My house is strong
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Paver's big belly
won't fit in the Grand Canyon
and it is hairless.
by Bung Daddy
The opening scene
A cow pooping on a grave
Anson Wiliams stars
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Take these highlighters,
go color in the universe
and we'll all go blind
by The fourth Way of seattle
my ankles shattered,
my body flies when I'm hit
-shoes stuck to hot tar
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Bung Daddy's butt crack
the Grand canyon of the west
only hairier
by Paver
Porn star with a gun
walked right into my bathroom
and blew me away
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Saw rightous b-ball
in a great western town
Wisconsin went down
by Bung Daddy
Crystalize my words.
Cement my thoughts and feelings.
Solidify me.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Brown trout going down
by Anonymous Poet
Brown trout doing down
Heading to turd factory for
a little recycling
by Bung Daddy
i i i i i
i i i cough cough cough cough
it's yoko choko
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Crap your pants Paver
It will increase your I.Q.
and mask your cologne
by Bung Daddy
Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys
by Bung Daddy
are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed
by The Fourth Way of seattle
After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki
by kitanai
dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these
by Anonymous Poet
like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee
by kitanai of oregon
dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
by Paver
screw global warming
fire up some dirty coal
gluttenous assholes
by Paver
creative block gone
now my spirit is unbound
like shit through a goose
by Paver
early morning jog
if I don't make it home soon
sure I'll crap my pants
by Paver
endless work meetings
I liken them to a foul bung
that just won't wipe clean
by Paver
slushy orange juice
oozes slowly from the can
like Bung Daddy's crap
by Paver
