Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
Haiku # 6954, March 16, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
This place is like a
Technology museum
Sixty megahertz
Haiku # 6953, March 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
If I had speakers
I'd listen to some music
Or maybe the news
Haiku # 6952, March 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There are posters here
That talk about past products
That never got made
Haiku # 6951, March 16, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I've looked everywhere
Behind the lotion bottle
Under the porno
Haiku # 6950, March 16, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Some fingernail grease
Won't come out, no matter how
much masturbation
Haiku # 6949, March 16, 2001 4:14 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I should do something
More useful or productive
I work by the hour
Haiku # 6948, March 16, 2001 4:13 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There's too much poop here.
Germans like that sort of thing
Beer tastes like pee pee.
Haiku # 6947, March 16, 2001 4:12 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Unix Screensaver
Geometric crap on screen
Look, a cockroach butt
Haiku # 6946, March 16, 2001 4:11 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I smoke cigarettes
Scotch Buy, cheapest at the store
Rot my lungs out now
Haiku # 6945, March 16, 2001 4:10 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
They call him Porky
Porky, king of the ocean
Faster than lightning
Haiku # 6944, March 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
A green flower sits
Communication open
In my system tray
Haiku # 6943, March 16, 2001 4:08 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I sleep during days
Graveyard weekend powershift
Hating the night fall
Haiku # 6942, March 16, 2001 4:07 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
unf-alacious, like:
deliciously unf-able
so now you get it
Haiku # 6941, March 16, 2001 2:55 am ET
by stack riot
look at me
look at you
what are we writing?
oh it's just haiku
Haiku # 6940, March 16, 2001 2:41 am ET
by Robert Poon
Error 404 lost or missing page
We'd tell you where it is
but then, I have to delete you
Haiku # 6939, March 16, 2001 2:39 am ET
by Robert Poon
Lost Files, Death and Taxes
These happen inevitably
Guess which just happened?
Haiku # 6938, March 16, 2001 2:38 am ET
by Robert Poon
unfalaciously
yours,and cuddlelingually
whores - better of you.
Haiku # 6937, March 16, 2001 2:23 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
kiss her on the lips
over the telephone line...
oh, so far away!
Haiku # 6936, March 16, 2001 2:22 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
a beautiful girl
in my bed this afternoon...
but i'm at office :(
Haiku # 6935, March 16, 2001 2:21 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
beautiful girl
oh so uninterested
she's unfalicious
Haiku # 6934, March 16, 2001 2:04 am ET
by stack riot
I must go to sleep.
Tomorrow I will be back.
The same Bat HomePage.
Haiku # 6933, March 16, 2001 12:16 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Bedtime
No jeans at work now.
Business casual dress code.
I show up in skirt.
Haiku # 6932, March 16, 2001 12:14 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Stealth Mode
Smell my glove Freida
By the way - my glove is big
And so is my hand
Haiku # 6931, March 16, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Why do I come back?
I must read all the haikus.
Keeps me up at night.
Haiku # 6930, March 16, 2001 12:11 am ET
by A UUNET Employee of Deep in Enemy Territory
The moon's on my house
Bare limbs anticipate Spring
Damn, My house is strong
Haiku # 6929, March 15, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Paver's big belly
won't fit in the Grand Canyon
and it is hairless.

Haiku # 6928, March 15, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The opening scene
A cow pooping on a grave
Anson Wiliams stars
Haiku # 6927, March 15, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Take these highlighters,
go color in the universe
and we'll all go blind
Haiku # 6926, March 15, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by The fourth Way of seattle
my ankles shattered,
my body flies when I'm hit
-shoes stuck to hot tar
Haiku # 6925, March 15, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
rightous?
Haiku # 6924, March 15, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Bung Daddy's butt crack
the Grand canyon of the west
only hairier
Haiku # 6923, March 15, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by Paver
Porn star with a gun
walked right into my bathroom
and blew me away
Haiku # 6922, March 15, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Saw rightous b-ball
in a great western town
Wisconsin went down
Haiku # 6921, March 15, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Crystalize my words.
Cement my thoughts and feelings.
Solidify me.
Haiku # 6920, March 15, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Brown trout going down
Haiku # 6919, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brown trout doing down
Heading to turd factory for
a little recycling
Haiku # 6918, March 15, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
i i i i i
i i i cough cough cough cough
it's yoko choko
Haiku # 6917, March 15, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Crap your pants Paver
It will increase your I.Q.
and mask your cologne
Haiku # 6916, March 15, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Paver's vagina
is cavernous dark deep
Where are my car keys
Haiku # 6915, March 15, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
are you odb?
odb's name is randall?
Wu-tang is exposed
Haiku # 6914, March 15, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
After brushing molars,
I swish and spit gobs of goo.
sexy dental hygene
Haiku # 6913, March 15, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattle
crazy japanese man
writes poems that make no sense
9th grade english class embraces it
F on report card
no more saki
Haiku # 6912, March 15, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by kitanai
dog sniffs crotch
squirrel eats nuts
how the hell do i write these
Haiku # 6911, March 15, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like an animal in a cage
computer has me on a leash
i have to go pee
Haiku # 6910, March 15, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
dog sniffs crotch
reminds me of small asian women
phone rings before canine intercouse
Haiku # 6909, March 15, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by kitanai of oregon
so windy outside
what if my car blows away?
might land on a witch
Haiku # 6908, March 15, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
getting a haircut
I watch the slivers fall down
look like an otter
Haiku # 6907, March 15, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Meow of Dallas
Oh my stapler,
like the unseen hand of God
holds my world together
Haiku # 6906, March 15, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Randall K. Bastard of Seattlw
Bon Voyage, Janis
we sing your name in tribute
host of our bad rhyme
Haiku # 6905, March 15, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Paver
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