Screw this working stuff
just turn on the tournament!
it's march madness time

I just miscounted
so, apple-polly-loggies
it was haikuless

Oh fellows oppressed
thank goodness we have all
this bad haiku

numbers do not lie.
but then again, nor do i!
har har har. ho. hi.

that's simply insane
one plus three times four eighty five
equals five minus pi

easily amused
fellow workers of the world,
cleveland salutes you!

two times four is
the magic number you should
put in the boxes

justified hours:
one plus one plus one plus one
equals eight, i say!

but without napster,
what will metallica do?
no one else to sue!

why does daddy drink?
After thoery came practice
average genepool

did i work today?
justify our existence
filling timesheets sucks

don't fear the reaper
we'll be able to fly, don't
fear the reaper, plotz

I count syllables
on my fingers instead of
being good worker

i so inspired
that i think i'll go home for
lunch and whack it off

i have nobody
to get drunk with tomorrow
feel suicidal

hi i speak engrish
that is why my favorite
day is election

must do some good work,
for on the cold city streets,
there's no bad haiku.

s n double o
p d o double gizee
dre: "snoooop dog...snoooop dog"

thegrue adds his hours
the company reads timesheet
and laughs HA HA HA

buy CAT5 cables
red,yellow,green, blue, ok
Hot pink? Flourescent green?

i practice fine art
called self-justification.
will my hours add up?

lunch time is good time
i ate all hola's donuts
now i will explode

when they were kissing
I wonder if they lip synched?
or were they gay... hmmm

thegrue ate donuts
diabolical reason
donuts are all gone

Blame it on the rain
Milli Vanilli song or
Seattle excuse

after Clinton we
needed a really great man-
least that was the plan

the re-puke-lickins
only came up with "a plan"
which was but a scam

seattle must suck.
seems now there are three of us
shirking work duties

I'm peppy, preppy,
drinkin a pepsi, eatin
a pepcid a.c.

Solids liquids gas
Physics as bathroom humor
Is plasma funny?

Donut haiku rules
but not as much as eating
HEY, Wanna donut?

Just press enter after
each line of your haiku to
get a wonderful

on tv, people drink
on tv people drink green beer
I masturbate, lots

donuts will be ate
after grue comes to office
HEY, Wanna donut?

donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!

Donuts are here on
My desk, but no one eats them
HEY, wanna donut?

I like to drink beer
tonight will go to the squire
robot dog has fleas

Corporate peon.
Who out there would like to hire
E-pro prepress gal?

old video games!
The Dungeons of Daggorath!!!
...meet the labyrinth...

Friday's finally here!
But guess what I get to do?
Come in on Sunday!

classic comp geek lore.
text adventure, excitement--
from a game called Zork.

what's, praytell, a grue?
sounds like an asian person
trying to say "glue"

yes. it is pitch dark.
you'll be eaten by a grue.
lurk. lurk. lurk. lurk. chomp.

if this "poem" is seen
without variable width
won't you be surprised

I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death

my Haiku is bad
where should be five syllables
only is four

Mahir is my name
Someone set me up the bomb
I like sex a lot

Southpark Really Rules
Cartman has a big fat ass
Kenny just mumbles

I have small willy
i play with it constantly
it is like my parrots tongue

Matt Archer, come on
down, you're the next contestant
on the Price is Right.

I code all day long
but want to write bad haiku
point web browser east

Hell has no furry,
supple, purring, android fish
as far as I know

lazy coworkers
lazier even than me
they shall be destroyed