i practice fine art
called self-justification.
will my hours add up?
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
lunch time is good time
i ate all hola's donuts
now i will explode
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
when they were kissing
I wonder if they lip synched?
or were they gay... hmmm
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue ate donuts
diabolical reason
donuts are all gone
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Blame it on the rain
Milli Vanilli song or
Seattle excuse
by Ludes of Seattle
after Clinton we
needed a really great man-
least that was the plan
the re-puke-lickins
only came up with "a plan"
which was but a scam
by unconceding of white Outhouse
seattle must suck.
seems now there are three of us
shirking work duties
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'm peppy, preppy,
drinkin a pepsi, eatin
a pepcid a.c.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Solids liquids gas
Physics as bathroom humor
Is plasma funny?
by Ludes of Seattle
Donut haiku rules
but not as much as eating
HEY, Wanna donut?
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
Just press enter after
each line of your haiku to
get a wonderful
by spiral
on tv, people drink
on tv people drink green beer
I masturbate, lots
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
donuts will be ate
after grue comes to office
HEY, Wanna donut?
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Donuts are here on
My desk, but no one eats them
HEY, wanna donut?
by Hola of right frickin here
I like to drink beer
tonight will go to the squire
robot dog has fleas
by Codebanger of Bermuda
Corporate peon.
Who out there would like to hire
E-pro prepress gal?
by Sonya of Seattle
old video games!
The Dungeons of Daggorath!!!
...meet the labyrinth...
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Friday's finally here!
But guess what I get to do?
Come in on Sunday!
by Sonya of Seattle
classic comp geek lore.
text adventure, excitement--
from a game called Zork.
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
what's, praytell, a grue?
sounds like an asian person
trying to say "glue"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes. it is pitch dark.
you'll be eaten by a grue.
lurk. lurk. lurk. lurk. chomp.
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
if this "poem" is seen
without variable width
won't you be surprised
by e p of #$%@^&
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
by Hola of right frickin here
my Haiku is bad
where should be five syllables
only is four
by Anonymous Poet
Mahir is my name
Someone set me up the bomb
I like sex a lot
by Betty LeBomb
Southpark Really Rules
Cartman has a big fat ass
Kenny just mumbles
by Hola of right frickin here
I have small willy
i play with it constantly
it is like my parrots tongue
by Alex Burrows of Bermuda
Matt Archer, come on
down, you're the next contestant
on the Price is Right.
by e p of Behind you.
I code all day long
but want to write bad haiku
point web browser east
by Codebanger of Hamilton Bermuda
Hell has no furry,
supple, purring, android fish
as far as I know
by e p of Maine
lazy coworkers
lazier even than me
they shall be destroyed
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Stuck in a meeting
Won't someone jusk kill me now
At least they served lunch
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
Frantic day becomes
Restful and silent night - save
A whistling booger
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
This place is like a
Technology museum
Sixty megahertz
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
If I had speakers
I'd listen to some music
Or maybe the news
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There are posters here
That talk about past products
That never got made
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I've looked everywhere
Behind the lotion bottle
Under the porno
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Some fingernail grease
Won't come out, no matter how
much masturbation
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I should do something
More useful or productive
I work by the hour
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There's too much poop here.
Germans like that sort of thing
Beer tastes like pee pee.
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Unix Screensaver
Geometric crap on screen
Look, a cockroach butt
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I smoke cigarettes
Scotch Buy, cheapest at the store
Rot my lungs out now
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
They call him Porky
Porky, king of the ocean
Faster than lightning
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
A green flower sits
Communication open
In my system tray
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I sleep during days
Graveyard weekend powershift
Hating the night fall
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
unf-alacious, like:
deliciously unf-able
so now you get it
by stack riot
