Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Oh fellows oppressed
thank goodness we have all
this bad haiku
Haiku # 7006, March 16, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
numbers do not lie.
but then again, nor do i!
har har har. ho. hi.
Haiku # 7005, March 16, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
that's simply insane
one plus three times four eighty five
equals five minus pi
Haiku # 7004, March 16, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Fyodor
easily amused
fellow workers of the world,
cleveland salutes you!
Haiku # 7003, March 16, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
two times four is
the magic number you should
put in the boxes
Haiku # 7002, March 16, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
justified hours:
one plus one plus one plus one
equals eight, i say!
Haiku # 7001, March 16, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
but without napster,
what will metallica do?
no one else to sue!
Haiku # 7000, March 16, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
why does daddy drink?
After thoery came practice
average genepool
Haiku # 6999, March 16, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by fyodor
did i work today?
justify our existence
filling timesheets sucks
Haiku # 6998, March 16, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
don't fear the reaper
we'll be able to fly, don't
fear the reaper, plotz

I count syllables
on my fingers instead of
being good worker

i so inspired
that i think i'll go home for
lunch and whack it off
Haiku # 6997, March 16, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
i have nobody
to get drunk with tomorrow
feel suicidal
Haiku # 6996, March 16, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
hi i speak engrish
that is why my favorite
day is election
Haiku # 6995, March 16, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
must do some good work,
for on the cold city streets,
there's no bad haiku.
Haiku # 6994, March 16, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
s n double o
p d o double gizee
dre: "snoooop dog...snoooop dog"
Haiku # 6993, March 16, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue adds his hours
the company reads timesheet
and laughs HA HA HA
Haiku # 6992, March 16, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
buy CAT5 cables
red,yellow,green, blue, ok
Hot pink? Flourescent green?
Haiku # 6991, March 16, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
i practice fine art
called self-justification.
will my hours add up?
Haiku # 6990, March 16, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
lunch time is good time
i ate all hola's donuts
now i will explode
Haiku # 6989, March 16, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
when they were kissing
I wonder if they lip synched?
or were they gay... hmmm
Haiku # 6988, March 16, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue ate donuts
diabolical reason
donuts are all gone
Haiku # 6987, March 16, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Blame it on the rain
Milli Vanilli song or
Seattle excuse
Haiku # 6986, March 16, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Ludes of Seattle
after Clinton we
needed a really great man-
least that was the plan

the re-puke-lickins
only came up with "a plan"
which was but a scam
Haiku # 6985, March 16, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
seattle must suck.
seems now there are three of us
shirking work duties
Haiku # 6984, March 16, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'm peppy, preppy,
drinkin a pepsi, eatin
a pepcid a.c.
Haiku # 6983, March 16, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Solids liquids gas
Physics as bathroom humor
Is plasma funny?
Haiku # 6982, March 16, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Ludes of Seattle
Donut haiku rules
but not as much as eating
HEY, Wanna donut?
Haiku # 6981, March 16, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
Just press enter after
each line of your haiku to
get a wonderful
Haiku # 6980, March 16, 2001 11:59 am ET
by spiral
on tv, people drink
on tv people drink green beer
I masturbate, lots
Haiku # 6979, March 16, 2001 11:59 am ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
donuts will be ate
after grue comes to office
HEY, Wanna donut?
Haiku # 6978, March 16, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!
Haiku # 6977, March 16, 2001 11:55 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Donuts are here on
My desk, but no one eats them
HEY, wanna donut?
Haiku # 6976, March 16, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I like to drink beer
tonight will go to the squire
robot dog has fleas
Haiku # 6975, March 16, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Codebanger of Bermuda
Corporate peon.
Who out there would like to hire
E-pro prepress gal?
Haiku # 6974, March 16, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
old video games!
The Dungeons of Daggorath!!!
...meet the labyrinth...
Haiku # 6973, March 16, 2001 11:37 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Friday's finally here!
But guess what I get to do?
Come in on Sunday!
Haiku # 6972, March 16, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
classic comp geek lore.
text adventure, excitement--
from a game called Zork.
Haiku # 6971, March 16, 2001 11:34 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
what's, praytell, a grue?
sounds like an asian person
trying to say "glue"
Haiku # 6970, March 16, 2001 11:33 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes. it is pitch dark.
you'll be eaten by a grue.
lurk. lurk. lurk. lurk. chomp.
Haiku # 6969, March 16, 2001 11:31 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
if this "poem" is seen
without variable width
won't you be surprised
Haiku # 6968, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by e p of #$%@^&
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 6967, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
my Haiku is bad
where should be five syllables
only is four
Haiku # 6966, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mahir is my name
Someone set me up the bomb
I like sex a lot
Haiku # 6965, March 16, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Southpark Really Rules
Cartman has a big fat ass
Kenny just mumbles
Haiku # 6964, March 16, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I have small willy
i play with it constantly
it is like my parrots tongue
Haiku # 6963, March 16, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Alex Burrows of Bermuda
Matt Archer, come on
down, you're the next contestant
on the Price is Right.
Haiku # 6962, March 16, 2001 11:08 am ET
by e p of Behind you.
I code all day long
but want to write bad haiku
point web browser east
Haiku # 6961, March 16, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Codebanger of Hamilton Bermuda
Hell has no furry,
supple, purring, android fish
as far as I know
Haiku # 6960, March 16, 2001 11:03 am ET
by e p of Maine
lazy coworkers
lazier even than me
they shall be destroyed
Haiku # 6959, March 16, 2001 10:49 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Stuck in a meeting
Won't someone jusk kill me now
At least they served lunch
Haiku # 6958, March 16, 2001 9:37 am ET
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
Frantic day becomes
Restful and silent night - save
A whistling booger
Haiku # 6957, March 16, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
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