Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

must do some good work,
for on the cold city streets,
there's no bad haiku.
Haiku # 6994, March 16, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
s n double o
p d o double gizee
dre: "snoooop dog...snoooop dog"
Haiku # 6993, March 16, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue adds his hours
the company reads timesheet
and laughs HA HA HA
Haiku # 6992, March 16, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
buy CAT5 cables
red,yellow,green, blue, ok
Hot pink? Flourescent green?
Haiku # 6991, March 16, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
i practice fine art
called self-justification.
will my hours add up?
Haiku # 6990, March 16, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
lunch time is good time
i ate all hola's donuts
now i will explode
Haiku # 6989, March 16, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
when they were kissing
I wonder if they lip synched?
or were they gay... hmmm
Haiku # 6988, March 16, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue ate donuts
diabolical reason
donuts are all gone
Haiku # 6987, March 16, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Blame it on the rain
Milli Vanilli song or
Seattle excuse
Haiku # 6986, March 16, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Ludes of Seattle
after Clinton we
needed a really great man-
least that was the plan

the re-puke-lickins
only came up with "a plan"
which was but a scam
Haiku # 6985, March 16, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by unconceding of white Outhouse
seattle must suck.
seems now there are three of us
shirking work duties
Haiku # 6984, March 16, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'm peppy, preppy,
drinkin a pepsi, eatin
a pepcid a.c.
Haiku # 6983, March 16, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Solids liquids gas
Physics as bathroom humor
Is plasma funny?
Haiku # 6982, March 16, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Ludes of Seattle
Donut haiku rules
but not as much as eating
HEY, Wanna donut?
Haiku # 6981, March 16, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
Just press enter after
each line of your haiku to
get a wonderful
Haiku # 6980, March 16, 2001 11:59 am ET
by spiral
on tv, people drink
on tv people drink green beer
I masturbate, lots
Haiku # 6979, March 16, 2001 11:59 am ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
donuts will be ate
after grue comes to office
HEY, Wanna donut?
Haiku # 6978, March 16, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!
Haiku # 6977, March 16, 2001 11:55 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Donuts are here on
My desk, but no one eats them
HEY, wanna donut?
Haiku # 6976, March 16, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I like to drink beer
tonight will go to the squire
robot dog has fleas
Haiku # 6975, March 16, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Codebanger of Bermuda
Corporate peon.
Who out there would like to hire
E-pro prepress gal?
Haiku # 6974, March 16, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
old video games!
The Dungeons of Daggorath!!!
...meet the labyrinth...
Haiku # 6973, March 16, 2001 11:37 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Friday's finally here!
But guess what I get to do?
Come in on Sunday!
Haiku # 6972, March 16, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Sonya of Seattle
classic comp geek lore.
text adventure, excitement--
from a game called Zork.
Haiku # 6971, March 16, 2001 11:34 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
what's, praytell, a grue?
sounds like an asian person
trying to say "glue"
Haiku # 6970, March 16, 2001 11:33 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
yes. it is pitch dark.
you'll be eaten by a grue.
lurk. lurk. lurk. lurk. chomp.
Haiku # 6969, March 16, 2001 11:31 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
if this "poem" is seen
without variable width
won't you be surprised
Haiku # 6968, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by e p of #$%@^&
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 6967, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
my Haiku is bad
where should be five syllables
only is four
Haiku # 6966, March 16, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mahir is my name
Someone set me up the bomb
I like sex a lot
Haiku # 6965, March 16, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Southpark Really Rules
Cartman has a big fat ass
Kenny just mumbles
Haiku # 6964, March 16, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Hola of right frickin here
I have small willy
i play with it constantly
it is like my parrots tongue
Haiku # 6963, March 16, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Alex Burrows of Bermuda
Matt Archer, come on
down, you're the next contestant
on the Price is Right.
Haiku # 6962, March 16, 2001 11:08 am ET
by e p of Behind you.
I code all day long
but want to write bad haiku
point web browser east
Haiku # 6961, March 16, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Codebanger of Hamilton Bermuda
Hell has no furry,
supple, purring, android fish
as far as I know
Haiku # 6960, March 16, 2001 11:03 am ET
by e p of Maine
lazy coworkers
lazier even than me
they shall be destroyed
Haiku # 6959, March 16, 2001 10:49 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Stuck in a meeting
Won't someone jusk kill me now
At least they served lunch
Haiku # 6958, March 16, 2001 9:37 am ET
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
Frantic day becomes
Restful and silent night - save
A whistling booger
Haiku # 6957, March 16, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
Haiku # 6956, March 16, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
Haiku # 6955, March 16, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Cold hard internet
Gives me no interaction
So I go crazy
Haiku # 6954, March 16, 2001 4:20 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
This place is like a
Technology museum
Sixty megahertz
Haiku # 6953, March 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
If I had speakers
I'd listen to some music
Or maybe the news
Haiku # 6952, March 16, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There are posters here
That talk about past products
That never got made
Haiku # 6951, March 16, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I've looked everywhere
Behind the lotion bottle
Under the porno
Haiku # 6950, March 16, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Some fingernail grease
Won't come out, no matter how
much masturbation
Haiku # 6949, March 16, 2001 4:14 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I should do something
More useful or productive
I work by the hour
Haiku # 6948, March 16, 2001 4:13 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
There's too much poop here.
Germans like that sort of thing
Beer tastes like pee pee.
Haiku # 6947, March 16, 2001 4:12 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
Unix Screensaver
Geometric crap on screen
Look, a cockroach butt
Haiku # 6946, March 16, 2001 4:11 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
I smoke cigarettes
Scotch Buy, cheapest at the store
Rot my lungs out now
Haiku # 6945, March 16, 2001 4:10 am ET
by Jarvitron of of Manchua
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