cheaper than e-mail,
and takes less thought than a slap
back up side the head
by boo
by robert smith sings song
when all else goes wrong
there can only be one way
to solve problems: beer.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
boring each other?
boring here, loving it; quoth
raven, "nothing more!"
by boo
b-naked ladies
sing song of fulfilling joy
title: Alcohol
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
greenlight, i give you
the uh...well.. um...the greenlight
--turn on the radio
by the fourth way of seattle
victimization
pretended victims
underfoot to brag you bang
fall guy's fantasy
by boo
monsters under bed
good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
they're in the closet
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
the fourth way, i must
tell you, that's the only song
whose lyrics i know.
by greenlight, fascinated
green, red, white, yellow.
moutain dew. joyful liquid.
save me from fatigue.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I am glad YOUR lives
are worthless and I don't need
to know all you are.
by boo
i'm going to hit you
baby, quite a few more times.
NO britney spears please!
by the fourth way of seattle
fat chick lures you in,
moves towards you with a smile
then the lights go out
by The Fourth Way of seattle
fat chick lures you in,
moves towards you with a smile
then the lights go out
by The Fourth Way of seattle
my loneliness is
killing me. i must confess,
i still belee-eeve
by greenlight person
sell me crapola
tell mm more and more crapola
corporate dogrell
by boo
not the slightest of
mind to get to the toilet
"Call of the Colon"
by boo
red, white, blue, diet
pepsi can sits on my desk
shiny cold yummy
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick, short red dress
winking provocatively
i follow, zombie-like
by mondongo of in your mind
time for poop baseball.
I try not to run but get
caught in a squeeze play
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
read -READ!- what you don't
have the nerve to throw out! WHAT
no one wants to read!!
by boo
time for poop baseball.
I try not to run but get
caught in a squeeze play
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
too many, too much
and all worse than bad STUPID
pathinspicration!
by boo
no heat, my fingers
freeze around the shape of the
mouse that's on my desk
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
oh bad bad haiku
keep me warm in my office
it's cold, has no heat
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick screams, jumps out
window plummeting 4 feet.
...we're on the ground floor....
by the fourth way of seattle
when i hit refresh
and there is no new haiku
then i am lonely
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
my browser keeps run
ning minimized in systray
refresh, refresh now!
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick on weight scale
i ventriloquise to scale
"you are fat. get off."
by mondongo
it's not tuesday here
must be the y2k bug
making thegrue wrong
by Anonymous Poet
cream. sugar. coffee.
indeed these are my life's loves.
tuesday's good, i say!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
what's a syllable?
it says to use five of them.
dont laugh. i can't read.
by greenlight, (bernie kosar)
sweet cranberry grape
servings per container: 2
i drink both at once
by Dan Moskowitz of California
thou art not a mouse.
thou art not a mouse! no way!
thou art not a mouse.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
mmm damn fine coffee
cream and sugar to ease pain
how does Tuesday look?
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
no. i'm mickey mouse.
why aren't you listening?
I'm really mickey!
by greenlight, city wide
Cold bloody hacksaw
Fits my hand with loving care
Limbs fill the basket
by Grandmaster D of CA
greenlight! homebrew! g!
welcome to today's playground.
come sing and frolic!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
soon your smoke will rise
above cups of damn fine coffee.
when are you most free?
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
thegrue and hola:
first inductees of the bad
haiku hall of fame
by greenlight, across the city from thegrue and hola
I feel the need for
a much deserved cigarette
my lungs will rot soon
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
combine them, hola,
enjoy browser-based haiku:
blang! bame! blame! lang! blang!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
if haiku were guns
misfire is more than likely
lame! lame! lame! lame! lame!
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
you forgot your name
and a syllable also
in that anon one
by The fourth way of seattle
if browsers were guns
mine would fire repeatedly.
bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Perhaps thegrue, you
should hit the refresh button
in browser toolbar
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
hola, t'is okay,
most days i can't remember
my own name, how sad..
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I will take credit
for haiku 7013
forgot my name
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
damn missed that posting
wasn't for lack of trying
seventeen seconds
by Anonymous Poet
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
