not the slightest of
mind to get to the toilet
"Call of the Colon"
by boo
red, white, blue, diet
pepsi can sits on my desk
shiny cold yummy
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick, short red dress
winking provocatively
i follow, zombie-like
by mondongo of in your mind
time for poop baseball.
I try not to run but get
caught in a squeeze play
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
read -READ!- what you don't
have the nerve to throw out! WHAT
no one wants to read!!
by boo
time for poop baseball.
I try not to run but get
caught in a squeeze play
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
too many, too much
and all worse than bad STUPID
pathinspicration!
by boo
no heat, my fingers
freeze around the shape of the
mouse that's on my desk
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
oh bad bad haiku
keep me warm in my office
it's cold, has no heat
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick screams, jumps out
window plummeting 4 feet.
...we're on the ground floor....
by the fourth way of seattle
when i hit refresh
and there is no new haiku
then i am lonely
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
my browser keeps run
ning minimized in systray
refresh, refresh now!
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
fat chick on weight scale
i ventriloquise to scale
"you are fat. get off."
by mondongo
it's not tuesday here
must be the y2k bug
making thegrue wrong
by Anonymous Poet
cream. sugar. coffee.
indeed these are my life's loves.
tuesday's good, i say!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
what's a syllable?
it says to use five of them.
dont laugh. i can't read.
by greenlight, (bernie kosar)
sweet cranberry grape
servings per container: 2
i drink both at once
by Dan Moskowitz of California
thou art not a mouse.
thou art not a mouse! no way!
thou art not a mouse.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
mmm damn fine coffee
cream and sugar to ease pain
how does Tuesday look?
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
no. i'm mickey mouse.
why aren't you listening?
I'm really mickey!
by greenlight, city wide
Cold bloody hacksaw
Fits my hand with loving care
Limbs fill the basket
by Grandmaster D of CA
greenlight! homebrew! g!
welcome to today's playground.
come sing and frolic!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
soon your smoke will rise
above cups of damn fine coffee.
when are you most free?
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
thegrue and hola:
first inductees of the bad
haiku hall of fame
by greenlight, across the city from thegrue and hola
I feel the need for
a much deserved cigarette
my lungs will rot soon
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
combine them, hola,
enjoy browser-based haiku:
blang! bame! blame! lang! blang!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
if haiku were guns
misfire is more than likely
lame! lame! lame! lame! lame!
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
you forgot your name
and a syllable also
in that anon one
by The fourth way of seattle
if browsers were guns
mine would fire repeatedly.
bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Perhaps thegrue, you
should hit the refresh button
in browser toolbar
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
hola, t'is okay,
most days i can't remember
my own name, how sad..
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I will take credit
for haiku 7013
forgot my name
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
damn missed that posting
wasn't for lack of trying
seventeen seconds
by Anonymous Poet
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
hola, down the hall,
through thick walls, posting same time,
our haikus are gold!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
grue: gimme a slap!
simultaneous postings--
coincidence? nah.
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
down the hall from here
fellow clevelandite reboots
god loves microsoft
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Screw this working stuff
just turn on the tournament!
it's march madness time
by The Fourth Way of down the hall from anthony michael
I just miscounted
so, apple-polly-loggies
it was haikuless
by Fyodor
Oh fellows oppressed
thank goodness we have all
this bad haiku
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
numbers do not lie.
but then again, nor do i!
har har har. ho. hi.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
that's simply insane
one plus three times four eighty five
equals five minus pi
by Fyodor
easily amused
fellow workers of the world,
cleveland salutes you!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
two times four is
the magic number you should
put in the boxes
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
justified hours:
one plus one plus one plus one
equals eight, i say!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
but without napster,
what will metallica do?
no one else to sue!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
why does daddy drink?
After thoery came practice
average genepool
by fyodor
did i work today?
justify our existence
filling timesheets sucks
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
don't fear the reaper
we'll be able to fly, don't
fear the reaper, plotz
I count syllables
on my fingers instead of
being good worker
i so inspired
that i think i'll go home for
lunch and whack it off
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
i have nobody
to get drunk with tomorrow
feel suicidal
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
