read -READ!- what you don't
have the nerve to throw out! WHAT
no one wants to read!!

time for poop baseball.
I try not to run but get
caught in a squeeze play

too many, too much
and all worse than bad STUPID
pathinspicration!

no heat, my fingers
freeze around the shape of the
mouse that's on my desk

oh bad bad haiku
keep me warm in my office
it's cold, has no heat

fat chick screams, jumps out
window plummeting 4 feet.
...we're on the ground floor....

when i hit refresh
and there is no new haiku
then i am lonely

my browser keeps run
ning minimized in systray
refresh, refresh now!

fat chick on weight scale
i ventriloquise to scale
"you are fat. get off."

it's not tuesday here
must be the y2k bug
making thegrue wrong

cream. sugar. coffee.
indeed these are my life's loves.
tuesday's good, i say!

what's a syllable?
it says to use five of them.
dont laugh. i can't read.

sweet cranberry grape
servings per container: 2
i drink both at once

thou art not a mouse.
thou art not a mouse! no way!
thou art not a mouse.

mmm damn fine coffee
cream and sugar to ease pain
how does Tuesday look?

no. i'm mickey mouse.
why aren't you listening?
I'm really mickey!

Cold bloody hacksaw
Fits my hand with loving care
Limbs fill the basket

greenlight! homebrew! g!
welcome to today's playground.
come sing and frolic!

soon your smoke will rise
above cups of damn fine coffee.
when are you most free?

thegrue and hola:
first inductees of the bad
haiku hall of fame

I feel the need for
a much deserved cigarette
my lungs will rot soon

combine them, hola,
enjoy browser-based haiku:
blang! bame! blame! lang! blang!

if haiku were guns
misfire is more than likely
lame! lame! lame! lame! lame!

you forgot your name
and a syllable also
in that anon one

if browsers were guns
mine would fire repeatedly.
bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!

Perhaps thegrue, you
should hit the refresh button
in browser toolbar

hola, t'is okay,
most days i can't remember
my own name, how sad..

I will take credit
for haiku 7013
forgot my name

damn missed that posting
wasn't for lack of trying
seventeen seconds

I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death

hola, down the hall,
through thick walls, posting same time,
our haikus are gold!

grue: gimme a slap!
simultaneous postings--
coincidence? nah.

down the hall from here
fellow clevelandite reboots
god loves microsoft

Screw this working stuff
just turn on the tournament!
it's march madness time

I just miscounted
so, apple-polly-loggies
it was haikuless

Oh fellows oppressed
thank goodness we have all
this bad haiku

numbers do not lie.
but then again, nor do i!
har har har. ho. hi.

that's simply insane
one plus three times four eighty five
equals five minus pi

easily amused
fellow workers of the world,
cleveland salutes you!

two times four is
the magic number you should
put in the boxes

justified hours:
one plus one plus one plus one
equals eight, i say!

but without napster,
what will metallica do?
no one else to sue!

why does daddy drink?
After thoery came practice
average genepool

did i work today?
justify our existence
filling timesheets sucks

don't fear the reaper
we'll be able to fly, don't
fear the reaper, plotz

I count syllables
on my fingers instead of
being good worker

i so inspired
that i think i'll go home for
lunch and whack it off

i have nobody
to get drunk with tomorrow
feel suicidal

hi i speak engrish
that is why my favorite
day is election

must do some good work,
for on the cold city streets,
there's no bad haiku.

s n double o
p d o double gizee
dre: "snoooop dog...snoooop dog"

thegrue adds his hours
the company reads timesheet
and laughs HA HA HA