no. i'm mickey mouse.
why aren't you listening?
I'm really mickey!
by greenlight, city wide
Cold bloody hacksaw
Fits my hand with loving care
Limbs fill the basket
by Grandmaster D of CA
greenlight! homebrew! g!
welcome to today's playground.
come sing and frolic!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
soon your smoke will rise
above cups of damn fine coffee.
when are you most free?
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
thegrue and hola:
first inductees of the bad
haiku hall of fame
by greenlight, across the city from thegrue and hola
I feel the need for
a much deserved cigarette
my lungs will rot soon
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
combine them, hola,
enjoy browser-based haiku:
blang! bame! blame! lang! blang!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
if haiku were guns
misfire is more than likely
lame! lame! lame! lame! lame!
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
you forgot your name
and a syllable also
in that anon one
by The fourth way of seattle
if browsers were guns
mine would fire repeatedly.
bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Perhaps thegrue, you
should hit the refresh button
in browser toolbar
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
hola, t'is okay,
most days i can't remember
my own name, how sad..
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I will take credit
for haiku 7013
forgot my name
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
damn missed that posting
wasn't for lack of trying
seventeen seconds
by Anonymous Poet
I despise Windows
98, and oh
The blue screen of death
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
hola, down the hall,
through thick walls, posting same time,
our haikus are gold!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
grue: gimme a slap!
simultaneous postings--
coincidence? nah.
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
down the hall from here
fellow clevelandite reboots
god loves microsoft
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Screw this working stuff
just turn on the tournament!
it's march madness time
by The Fourth Way of down the hall from anthony michael
I just miscounted
so, apple-polly-loggies
it was haikuless
by Fyodor
Oh fellows oppressed
thank goodness we have all
this bad haiku
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
numbers do not lie.
but then again, nor do i!
har har har. ho. hi.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
that's simply insane
one plus three times four eighty five
equals five minus pi
by Fyodor
easily amused
fellow workers of the world,
cleveland salutes you!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
two times four is
the magic number you should
put in the boxes
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
justified hours:
one plus one plus one plus one
equals eight, i say!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
but without napster,
what will metallica do?
no one else to sue!
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
why does daddy drink?
After thoery came practice
average genepool
by fyodor
did i work today?
justify our existence
filling timesheets sucks
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
don't fear the reaper
we'll be able to fly, don't
fear the reaper, plotz
I count syllables
on my fingers instead of
being good worker
i so inspired
that i think i'll go home for
lunch and whack it off
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
i have nobody
to get drunk with tomorrow
feel suicidal
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
hi i speak engrish
that is why my favorite
day is election
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
must do some good work,
for on the cold city streets,
there's no bad haiku.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
s n double o
p d o double gizee
dre: "snoooop dog...snoooop dog"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue adds his hours
the company reads timesheet
and laughs HA HA HA
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
buy CAT5 cables
red,yellow,green, blue, ok
Hot pink? Flourescent green?
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
i practice fine art
called self-justification.
will my hours add up?
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
lunch time is good time
i ate all hola's donuts
now i will explode
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
when they were kissing
I wonder if they lip synched?
or were they gay... hmmm
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue ate donuts
diabolical reason
donuts are all gone
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Blame it on the rain
Milli Vanilli song or
Seattle excuse
by Ludes of Seattle
after Clinton we
needed a really great man-
least that was the plan
the re-puke-lickins
only came up with "a plan"
which was but a scam
by unconceding of white Outhouse
seattle must suck.
seems now there are three of us
shirking work duties
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'm peppy, preppy,
drinkin a pepsi, eatin
a pepcid a.c.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Solids liquids gas
Physics as bathroom humor
Is plasma funny?
by Ludes of Seattle
Donut haiku rules
but not as much as eating
HEY, Wanna donut?
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
Just press enter after
each line of your haiku to
get a wonderful
by spiral
on tv, people drink
on tv people drink green beer
I masturbate, lots
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
donuts will be ate
after grue comes to office
HEY, Wanna donut?
by Hola of down the hall from thegrue
donuts, distant--but!--
i'll walk down many hallways,
i shall make this trek!
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
