We offer flat rate
We use anal weed whacker
For bush like you got

A good specialty !
How much for a b-hole trim?
Hate dingleberries

Now specializing
In the trimming/removal
Of your pubic hair

Down in the bunker
I thought it looked pretty good
This toothbrush moustache

social distancing ?
then get the fuck outta here
i'll catch you later

mostly there's haiku
but far too often there's not
and it's bad, haiku

You're a parasite.
You will die by your own hate.
Sucking rancid blood.

Heil Shitler!
The Turd Reich rises!
(Much like a floater.)

That guy who shot them
(the Antifa attackers)
Is a real hero.

What can I say to you to brighten your dismal day?

I find your lack of haiku disturbing.

You should watch the last season of Star Wars The Clone Wars cartoon series. Seriously.

She told me to put mozzarella on my phone and I did, only later to find out she meant Mozilla, but her Mozilla Firefox corrected it and so now I have a phone sandwich and it seems to work better this way.

So I'm starting a health food kick of nothing but McDonald burgers, fries, and shake, with the occasional soft serve ice cream and pie because I don't want to get fat. I am also going to feed one homeless child the same things that I eat every day while his friends look on in envy and might possibly kill him in his sleep on the sidewalk. Is that cruel? Should I let him starve? Oh, the humanity!

What's the purpose of "breafast"?
Why is toast, cereal, and bacon breakfasty and why are hamburgers lunchy? What are you doing here? What do you hope to fulfill?

Do you think God is a single entity or are we all part of God and the Divine Brain? Do we have free will and is the matrix of probabilities of outcomes form the neural processes of the Divine Brain of God? What's happening on the opposite side of the universe? With a super telescope can you see the back of your head? Are there any animals other than humans that segregate their daily meals?

Pete and re-pete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off so who was left?

being itchy sucks
there is no joy in scratching
just repetition

If I could go back
in time, I'd watch T-rex fuck.
Can you imagine?!

I would die laughing.
Or be an after-sex snack.
Then be dino poo.

Then after much time
I'd be fuel in your gas tank.
Distilled Whorrendous.

Deadly pollution.
I would fill the atmosphere.
Breathe deep bad haiku.

Which do you prefer,
twat waffles or cunt biscuits?
I cannot decide.

Mozilla messed up.
Phone browsing is now much worse.
So I switched to Brave.

Not sure about you
But when Iâ

Baby killing whores.
Philippines Catholic Church.
Nuns eat fetuses.

Legume multitude.
Fartitude rude attitude.
Know what I mean, dude?

What do Greek cows say?
µ

her flapping cunt lips
lifted her right off the ground
much like dragon wings

You tried to call the
genealogy hot line?
Uncle-dad, press four.

American life:
a phone call on endless hold.
Menu options changed.

Genealogy?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
Bleach enema fun!

I'm tempted to join.
Christianity has flipped.
Bigotry and sin.

Islam is superb.
It is the height of all truth.
Sharia is good.

Play Russian roulette.
But play it against yourself.
You know, as practice.

Dirty fucking whores.
Baby killing stinky cunts.
Sucking the pig's skin.

it's a thankless job
Wiping down the craps table
Brown stains won't come out

Las Vegas restroom
Porcelain one arm bandit
Just shit the jackpot

The introduction
Hello to your little friend
The latest member

I wish I was there.
I'd loot me a new TV.
And get boob implants.

Satellite pancakes.
Crispy little prostitutes.
Dip them in honey!

My balls have a lump.
But you don't need to worry.
It's on the surface.

Oddly moves about.
One time it looked like a face.
Much like Donald Trump.

But it wasn't orange.
Until I gave it Cheetoes.
Now looks just like him.

Hail to the cheif.
Bow down before my nut sack.
America's King!

Here's my new penis.
It might be here for some time.
Say hello to it.

I want corona.
The sooner we all get it,
the sooner it's done!

They're small and stinky.
Sea horses don't make much cum.
You don't believe me?

Then you have never
been to the octopus's
garden by the sea.

Sea horses like me.
They like the stench of my feet.
And also their size.

Who could like YOUR feet?
I mean, just look at your feet!
Cloven hooved piggy.

C'mon Darth get real
I know how small your feet are
How big your mouth is

C'mon Darth get real
I know how small your feet are
How big your mouth is

It would probably
take millions of sea horses'
cum to fill a shoe.

I know because I've
sucked off many sea horses.
I needed the cash.

Hamster testicles.
That's what corona looks like.
Don't ask how I know.

The Great Pyramid
And wouldn't it be my luck
Stepped in camel dung

The ejaculate
of a thousand seahorses
May it fill your shoe

Before Donald Trump
I never had the nut gas...
Except that one time.

You know that business
on Cato Neimoidia,
that... that doesn't count.

A pussy will-o,
better than pussy won't-o.
Am I right or what?

I just wish someone
would call Darth to come over
and foul the waters . . .