Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67931
So I'm starting a health food kick of nothing but McDonald burgers, fries, and shake, with the occasional soft serve ice cream and pie because I don't want to get fat. I am also going to feed one homeless child the same things that I eat every day while his friends look on in envy and might possibly kill him in his sleep on the sidewalk. Is that cruel? Should I let him starve? Oh, the humanity!
Haiku #67931
Posted: August 31, 2020 6:58 am ET
Poet & location: Happy Meals are not a mix of local meth varieties available at the police cheif's house. Political corruption erruption.