What's the purpose of "breafast"?
Why is toast, cereal, and bacon breakfasty and why are hamburgers lunchy? What are you doing here? What do you hope to fulfill?
by Milo powder incindiary device.
Do you think God is a single entity or are we all part of God and the Divine Brain? Do we have free will and is the matrix of probabilities of outcomes form the neural processes of the Divine Brain of God? What's happening on the opposite side of the universe? With a super telescope can you see the back of your head? Are there any animals other than humans that segregate their daily meals?
by don't try it
Pete and re-pete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off so who was left?
by
being itchy sucks
there is no joy in scratching
just repetition
by ash
If I could go back
in time, I'd watch T-rex fuck.
Can you imagine?!
I would die laughing.
Or be an after-sex snack.
Then be dino poo.
Then after much time
I'd be fuel in your gas tank.
Distilled Whorrendous.
Deadly pollution.
I would fill the atmosphere.
Breathe deep bad haiku.
by the way, with each breath you breathe in at least one molecule of Hitler's farts.
Which do you prefer,
twat waffles or cunt biscuits?
I cannot decide.
by Breakfast aficionado of With a side of nipples.
Mozilla messed up.
Phone browsing is now much worse.
So I switched to Brave.
by Tragedy of Dumbphones
Not sure about you
But when Iâ
by Pubic Tornado of City Limits
Baby killing whores.
Philippines Catholic Church.
Nuns eat fetuses.
by All for that American Dollar of And a new car.
Legume multitude.
Fartitude rude attitude.
Know what I mean, dude?
by The Musical Fruit! of And I don't mean Boy George.
What do Greek cows say?
µ
by Anonymous Poet
her flapping cunt lips
lifted her right off the ground
much like dragon wings
by dw
You tried to call the
genealogy hot line?
Uncle-dad, press four.
by Hillbillies w/ Pencils of Tennessee
American life:
a phone call on endless hold.
Menu options changed.
by No Exit of Existential Hell
Genealogy?!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
Bleach enema fun!
by How many Tennesee white trash monkeys are you related to? of Oh boy!
I'm tempted to join.
Christianity has flipped.
Bigotry and sin.
by Catholic whores aborting babies. of Scamming filthy sluts.
Islam is superb.
It is the height of all truth.
Sharia is good.
by Imam of Haiku
Play Russian roulette.
But play it against yourself.
You know, as practice.
Dirty fucking whores.
Baby killing stinky cunts.
Sucking the pig's skin.
by of
it's a thankless job
Wiping down the craps table
Brown stains won't come out
by Anonymous Poet of Shitty Job
Las Vegas restroom
Porcelain one arm bandit
Just shit the jackpot
by Relieved of Ten pounds lighter
The introduction
Hello to your little friend
The latest member
by Why did you spit on me of When I shook your hand ( I think)
I wish I was there.
I'd loot me a new TV.
And get boob implants.
by This poem sponsored by the healtcare act. of I am not there.
Satellite pancakes.
Crispy little prostitutes.
Dip them in honey!
by Bees understand. of Monosacharide breakfast.
My balls have a lump.
But you don't need to worry.
It's on the surface.
Oddly moves about.
One time it looked like a face.
Much like Donald Trump.
But it wasn't orange.
Until I gave it Cheetoes.
Now looks just like him.
Hail to the cheif.
Bow down before my nut sack.
America's King!
by New World Odor of Not as smelly as your socks.
Here's my new penis.
It might be here for some time.
Say hello to it.
by Noticer's Grandmother of Graceland, TN
I want corona.
The sooner we all get it,
the sooner it's done!
by Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner!
They're small and stinky.
Sea horses don't make much cum.
You don't believe me?
Then you have never
been to the octopus's
garden by the sea.
Sea horses like me.
They like the stench of my feet.
And also their size.
Who could like YOUR feet?
I mean, just look at your feet!
Cloven hooved piggy.
by Was that sea horses or sea whores? of dw
C'mon Darth get real
I know how small your feet are
How big your mouth is
by Noticer of Details of Close by
C'mon Darth get real
I know how small your feet are
How big your mouth is
by Noticer of Details of Close by
It would probably
take millions of sea horses'
cum to fill a shoe.
I know because I've
sucked off many sea horses.
I needed the cash.
by Addicted to sea weed.
Hamster testicles.
That's what corona looks like.
Don't ask how I know.
by RodentPorn.com of It's cheesy.
The Great Pyramid
And wouldn't it be my luck
Stepped in camel dung
by Chillaxtopher Walken of Under old willow
The ejaculate
of a thousand seahorses
May it fill your shoe
by Cock Justblow of At sea
Before Donald Trump
I never had the nut gas...
Except that one time.
You know that business
on Cato Neimoidia,
that... that doesn't count.
by What happens on Cato Neimoidia stays on Cato Neimoidia.
A pussy will-o,
better than pussy won't-o.
Am I right or what?
by Truth!
I just wish someone
would call Darth to come over
and foul the waters . . .
by Limpid Pools of Orientalism
And by the way, Darth
Thanks for using the word DINK
A true gentleman
by Lady of Pussy Willow
That sunken shipwreck
I just used your bathroom, bud
Bowel Torpedo
by Gorgon Leadfoot of Nearest Exit
The Funyun Ringtoss
I knew you were a fun guy
Dink like a toadstool
by cheech and schlong of Dink rink
It smells like pot smoke.
My dink gets high without me.
And my stash is gone.
by I feel so rejected. of But can you blame it.
A gassy penis.
Testicular fartitute.
You thought queefs were weird?!
by Why am I doing this? of Haiku are so stupid.
Long shlong strong dong song.
King-kong Hong Kong wrong wrong wrong!
Bong throng thong tong GONG!
by Haiku @ The Gong Show. of Don't you hate the way the haiku sometimes run into the "name and location" field?!
You do sudoku?
Brew true kangaroo poo stew.
Zoo hullaballoo.
by Boo-boo and Yogi Bear of Bears are not robots.
I used Elmer's glue.
The kind that kids use at school.
'Cause it's non-toxic.
by We don't want any dead koala bears on our hands now do we. of Eucalyptus?! You can lick this!
Asking for a friend
What did you use for the glue?
You could make your own
by construction guy of hanging from helmet in comnercial
I glued on the eyes.
They fell off when I got hard.
She was not impressed.
by Darth Whorrendous and his koala bear sidekick.
Balloon animals
Wrap it in sour gummy worms
Good bang for your buck
by Exhibitionists of Dollar Store
Looking down your pants
A little too familiar
Try these googly eyes
by Câ of Make it fun
Can I poop on you?
I'll give you fifty dollars.
I love you so much.
by Elmo visits Grouchland
I need a fucking drink.
That last line had six syllables.
That one had eight.
And I still need a drink.
by Maybe 2 bottle of the Tussin DM of dextromethorphan dungeon master
