Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #67926
If I could go back
in time, I'd watch T-rex fuck.
Can you imagine?!

I would die laughing.
Or be an after-sex snack.
Then be dino poo.

Then after much time
I'd be fuel in your gas tank.
Distilled Whorrendous.

Deadly pollution.
I would fill the atmosphere.
Breathe deep bad haiku.
Haiku #67926
Posted: August 30, 2020 3:25 am ET
Poet & location: the way, with each breath you breathe in at least one molecule of Hitler's farts.