Just one more tonight:
One more prolonged death-spasm.
Terminal haiku.
by Flatlined Line of Lines
Dirty fingernails
Eureka! More syllables
Rectal spelunking
by Ben A. Miner of Hollywood/Redwood
Scratch where it itches.
Mine the poetic riches.
Top THIS one, bitches. . . .
by Line of Lines
shackled to my desk
forced to endure this cruel fate:
my boss's humming
by Office Guy of Close to Suicide
Hey, pull my finger
Try aromatherapy
The smell of a fart
by Fart Knower of Undisclosed
100 pushups.
And I mean without stopping.
Come on you pussies!
by DW of Drill Sergeant Wannabe
Christopher Walken.
That's my choice for president.
Fuck those other guys.
by Hidden watches
If you see my ex,
please try to give her covid.
Maybe ebola.
by DW
Alligator gar
This fishing expedition
made me shit my pants
by Walkin Funny of Undisclosed
OH you are so vile.
You have just ruined it all.
Please leave me alone.
by Distraught Female of Sobbing Hysterically in Haiku
Take three Hail Marys
And call me in the morning
He spoke, pulling out
by Noticer of Details of Rectory parking lot
Under old willow
I have heard the wind whisper
"FREE CUNNILINGUS!"
by Starkitten
first I tried Tinder
no luck. next on to Grindr-
my asshole is sore
by HoreToCulture of Brown Town
Sodomized by Freud.
He was psycho analized.
For five hundred bucks.
There are no refunds.
Best see a proctologist.
Your guts will fall out.
by Roman happiness penis.
Recurring visions.
The WalMart was abandoned.
Completely ransacked.
I don't know the cause.
Virus, war, or disaster.
Maybe it was you.
by Or maybe huge titties. of Probably Russian titties.
The whore has huge tits.
And she's not wearing a bra.
Coffee mug nipples.
by Get a handle, old man.
My God, what a blast.
Bombs are so entertaining.
Moreso when folks die.
by That was several hundred times more powerful than the OKC bomb. Amazing really.
Fuck murder hornets!
I mean that literally
....find them quite sexy
by Phil Lesh.....Kind of like a "furry," but with insects
I won't analyze.
I just want to go shopping.
Too many theories.
by Typical Brainwashed Zombie of Consumer Circus
set us up the bomb
in a port in lebanon
suddenly it's gone
by ash of somewhere far away
American fool
We are will shortly crush you.
Ha ha. Funny jokes.
by Goose-stepping Chinaman with AK-47 and Rocket Launcher of Xi Jin Ping Pong Paddle
There is no covid.
Trump made it all up.
Winnie the Pooh's cock.
Figuratively.
I mean the Chinese Chairman.
What the fuck's his name?
by Mousy Dung
You, paddling my ass
Always in that meet porn store
Sticking out your pud.
by that will be $15.
You, peddling your ass
Always on that street corner
Sticking out your poems
by Grossed out of In the vicinity
You should stop reading.
Walk the streets in search of life.
Never return home.
by High school conselor.
Come and partake of
the LSD communion
acetylene tank.
Become a member.
The First Church of Future Christ.
Meth off a whore's tits.
by Free coffee and donuts too! of Temple whore revenue. Nuns get none, sums get some.
If Jesus Christ died
for the sins I commited,
then he got off light.
Next time he comes here
we'll use drugs and blow torches.
Welding tank necklace.
by dw
Leave me out of this
(Said the guy who hung around
and did magic tricks.)
by Sister Christian of Motoring
Trumpers gonna Trump.
Marxist queers will Marxist queer.
But Christ is still Lord.
by Big Eva of the Celestial Machinery
It is what it is.
What a callous piece of shit
Hashtag, Trump virus
by Anonymous Poet
Horses on the track
Woke up with my ass on fire
Horses on the track
by Motivated by Oats of Undisclosed
17 feet tall
Makes it kind of difficult
For us to bang, eh?
by Ivana Blowyathough of Standing near spaceship, Canada
the world has gone mad
but i was already there
before the tourists
by ash
Keep talking, bitches.
Your days are known and numbered.
Haiku will get you.
by Black Ops of Haiku
Horrid hoarfrost hoards.
Horrible horny whoring
horrendous hoar horns.
by DW of How do I know I'm not a robot?
You mean Scott Spicer?
He was the Easter Bunny
He died for your sins
by Henrietta (cluck) of Ovum Office
Bugs Bunny's my mom.
I squirmed out of his anus
and from the TV.
Living room carpet
with its awful ugly stain.
I jump from the floor.
And into your face.
Inserted in your eyeball.
Why are you so dead?
by DW of I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!
Vaseline is cheap
And I got lots of
Spare time on my hands
by Pete Roleum of Under old willow
so in god we trust
but who is god? Well its me
yeah thats right fuck you
by Line of lines
The Grand Poohbah
Grabbing Mrs. Cunningham
Like a bowling ball
by All Seeing Eye of Milwaukee
Just think happy thoughts
Dream of a tasty sandwich
Tom Bosley's penis
by Never gonna give you up of Never gonna let you down
more and more covid
stay calm, breathe in and breathe out
but don't breathe virus
by ash
That MC5 rock
From Detroit Motor City
Was lame-ass pansy
by Kick Out The Germs of Ramalama Fa Fa Fa
Everybody up
Bad Haiku kick out the jams
You are the star now
by Polite Lizard of Thetis Lake
Dandelion Greens
A study in gluttony
Open House : my pants
by Walkin Funny of Undisclosed
The barking spider
of the golden electroplate
Oomph Loompa Guild
by Gut Feeling of It's an outsie.....really
Darth himself is smeared
All over the floor and wall:
our haiku shithouse.
by Orality of Fecality of Reality
A bright flowing stream,
Quiet grove of blissful shade:
All this means nothing...
by Sources of Denial
The floor is lava
Dude, fecal incontinence
is the volcano
by Greg, Peter and Bobby of Brady Bunch residence
trust me, i've felt like
ending my existence cause
i didn't want to clean
the floor anymore.
by vhs
